Mr-sheridan - Mr Sheridan

posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

I wanna kiss you in places you’re insecure about

i would like to present a modern alternative to sewing pockets because not everyone wears large dresses you can hids your pockets in: thigh bags.

features:

- expanded pocket storage

- separate compartments to organize your keys, cards, fidgetspinners, and other nicknacks

- look cool like that tomb runner lady

- excellent addition to your techwear outfit

- gender neutral so you and your homies can all wear them

- strappy bois.

We spend so much time arguing about corsets when we could be spreading the gospel of "women's clothes DID used to have pockets and they were F*CKING HUGE and we should bring them back"

If there was a way to run SUPER MEGA AD BLOCKER on this website I fucking would

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

Don't forget that one of the alien kids shrinks humans to keep as pets inside of a wall like an ant farm that develops multiple eras of civilizations and rebellions because of the limited food sources (the kids usually forget to feed them)

love how Solar Opposites started out as a sitcom about two aliens who can't stand each other, stuck with their teenage clones (whom they also can't stand) & a toddler antichrist (whom they view as a sort of self-sufficient free-roaming hamster?) on a stupid planet they can't stand

and 4 seasons later it's a sitcom about a family of genderqueer aliens, headed by a gay couple in a happy & horny open marriage (with a graphic off-screen sex life, despite their canonical lack of genitalia?) teaching themselves to be okay parents to their 3 kids (whose Sci-Fi Antics now slightly-less-frequently revolve around wreaking havoc on human bystanders, and slightly-more-frequently revolve around alien-clone-sibling-bonding*), to the point that the central plot point becomes "We need to provide our toddler antichrist with a stable home environment."

(also the grumpy alien husband is too busy ingratiating his family with their suburban neighbors to even remember whom or what he dislikes. what is this show)

“Life is a balance between rest and movement.”

— Osho

In the third photo Ringling is actually just showing scad the new pokemon cards he got from ebay