You So Lame

I can’t wait to have a bagel when I get home

they raised the price to $2 🥀 I don’t care what you do anymore

at least you aren’t stealing $1 dvds from goodwill

Apple Review #1

Today’s apple: Jonagold

(Via: New York Apple Association)

For those who don’t know, jonagolds are a cross between golden delicious and Jonathan. They are very crisp but you need more than that in an apple. The flavor was alright, not the best. I couldn’t taste much of the golden delicious and it was kinda watery tasting. If you imagine a normal apple taste in your head that’s basically what it was. I didn’t hate it though.

Official rating: 6/10

autographed dvd of “Sunshine Girl and The Hunt for Black Eyed Kids” bought at goodwill

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“Blah blah blah I love this I love that”

-Typical song lyrics— and yet people would rather listen to that trash than my podcast (I discuss films from a Men’s perspective)

literally 1984

anyone else tremorring right now are we synced

94% is maybe a lot but as long as it’s not 100% I’m still gonna consider myself correct

does the word necklace have 2 syllables or 3?

getting bullied is basically like being in a vc with PACKGOD for 6 hours a day

crazy how you can just say things that aren’t true online and people will just believe you