Guys, Prey Is So Fucking Good.

So I rewatched the 09 remake of Friday The 13th after getting my copy of the limited edition 4k release (not to brag or anything) and I gotta say, this movie still fucking rules.

Great kills and easily one of the best iterations of Jason Voorhees period, seriously just the levels of personality and animalistic aggression Derek Mears gives Jason puts him on par with Kane Hodder.

Probably the dumbest 4K I've ever gotten.

My Two Cents On The Pc Jokes In Doom Eternal: I'm mostly annoyed by how Doom Eternal's hype train is now being commandered by Anti-Sjws laughing way too hard at a dumb joke and making buying the game all about spiting the great boogiemen of internet culture the Sjws.

On the jokes themselves, they're just dumb jokes at the very least are about how the capitalistic corporation behind the Demon outbreak is co opting elements of Pc culture to try and maintain control over the situation their responsibile for. And thanks to the Pc jokes, a good chunk of the videos you get when you look up Doom Eternal are titled some variation of "Triggered Snowflake Sjws!". And now I've really thought about the titles of these videos, I can't help but think that the same process that goes into naming Porn videos goes into naming every video made by Anti-Sjws.

Anyways I'm still hyped for Doom Eternal.

Hearing the rumors about Far Cry 7 reminded me of the fact that canonically in the world of Far Cry, this man killed Kim Jong-Ill.

That moment you see a conservative blog unironically using an American Dad meme to argue against gun control.

the 80s? wild.

Me gifting a human survivor a cheeseburger from the spectator’s screen after using the teleporter to save myself.

Twitter is great because I don’t even have to try and find shitty takes like this.

Ok, I have a very earnest question for Lily and her diehard fans.

What part of the Writing Tips thread was a joke?

In the event you respond to this question with a frustrated “Why does no one believe it was a joke??”, allow me to answer that question ahead of time. It’s because all the Tips just so happen to be opinions and beliefs Lily expresses to this day, like enemies to lovers is abusive, heroes should just kill the bad guys, slice of life is better than action, anime bad, Zuko doesn’t have a redemption arc, storyboard artists can’t write ever, and etc etc.

To be fair the thread is funny, just not in any way that’s intentional. The way that most of the Tips are just the most blatant examples of vague posting you’ve ever seen is hilarious, the tips that make Lily look like a hypocrite and are deeply ironic are also pretty funny.

Now if any Lily fans are still reading this I’m gonna give you a little bit of homework, look up the term “Schrodinger’s Douchebag”.

In honor of Predator 2’s Birthday I wanna state that it’s not only the best sequel in the franchise, it’s also one of the best sequels ever made. And if I really wanted to drop a hot take I’d make the case it’s better than the first movie, but that’s a topic for another day.