nsfw DBZ headcannons list:
disclaimer!! i havent finished dbz (currently in the majin buu arc) and i havent watched dragon ball because i cant handle master roshi.
Goku is a lesbian.
Android 18 and Krillin are T4T
Krillin carried his child
Piccolo is black (but we all knew that)
Chichi and Bulma fuck but it “doesnt count” fsr like its mutual masturbation or cause theyre both girls.
Gohan is bi
Mister Satan wears one of those extender things on his penis when he has sex.
King Kai has sex with his red car.
Vegeta and Goku want each other so bad but i dont think they have had sex. if they were actually fucking they wouldnt have nearly as much tension.
Bulma has a thing for Vegeta’s thighs he is often bruised and hickied there.
Vegeta stalks and voyeurs Goku (Goku while not always aware its happening, knows he does this and doesnt perceive it to be wrong or creepy)
Shin is bigender
Krillin is submissive and breedable thats just fact.
IM GONNA DIE COSMO CAREER PATH NEANS I HAVE TO TALK TO PEOPLE ???????
FUCK MY LIFE
CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW GRAFFITI IS LITTERALLY THE MOST MODERN STYLES OF CALLIGRAPHY BUT ITS SHAMED AND DESTROYED???? LIKE HUHHHHH???? U WANNA DESTROY THE FREE ART MADE BY THE PEOPLE ????????? IN FAVOR OF A GRAY ASS WALL????? I’m Constantly vexed by this. i dont know much about the history of graffiti but im curious to know how it became SO criminalized. its not “vandalism” to me its beautification. a free mural. and one (in the case of tagging) where the artists moniker is the Entire subject of the piece which is fucking sick.
Idk about y’all but I love to imagine Scp-1471 as some witch. Silly thing ain’t she?
scanning my old commute sketchbook
*gives you a foxglove* *gives you a nightshade* *gives you a devil’s trumpet* *gives you a moonflower* *gives you an oleander* *gives you a lily of the valley* *gives you a hydrangea* *gives you wisteria* *gives you a buttercup* *gives you a daffodil* *gives you an iris* *gives you elder berries* *gives you a
amanda manhandling adam.
her name is Rock Angel d-15 ✨
(she/her/it)
me listening to songs