There Are Calcified Layers Of Shame In My Soul That You Could Carbon Date Like Rock Strata

thinking about creatures.

no one let me around a sketchbook right now im having evil ideas

fragrantica… my bible…..

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Idk about y’all but I love to imagine Scp-1471 as some witch. Silly thing ain’t she?

Carwashes are, like, horny tho not the stereotypical white-shirt-and-water-bucket ones. i mean the giant drive-through robotic tunnels. You sit there and try and tell me that being slowly enticed through the wet internals of a giant robot that soaks you, lubes you up, and licks you with its huge rotating tongues dripping with soapy saliva before spitting you out clean, wet and fulfilled is not, in fact, horny. you sit there and try it

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

you mean i have to leave my bed, put on clothes, gather a bunch of crap and then Go to a Location? At this time of day?? gotta be fuckin kidding me.

do you think like. that silver ion antibacterial lube is like electrostim to a vampire girl. if i put my fingers inside of a vampire girl with that lube would she start squirming and whimpering. is this mic on

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