Latest Posts by mrs-mayonnais3 - Page 7

Ned Leeds’ lola from No Way Home

thinking about that post of people assuming ao3 has an algorithm and also about how bonkers persistent the view is that ao3 is social media lite. like with startling regularity I get comments saying something along the lines of "it's probably weird to comment on a fic this old--" no it isn't!!!! this is an archive I am literally just assuming you searched for a selection of specific tags or sorted by kudos or looked back on my pseud or any other number of completely normal ways to use an archive site ?? kill the tiktok ghost in your brain and comment on old stuff it's NOT weird

You meet god and she's mostly dead fish. You ask her why and she says most of the world is dead fish, and she's made herself to appeal to the most common denominator, the everyman funnyman comedy show that runs for eleven seasons but with the entire universe in mind. You ask her how much of the dead fish is your fault, she says it's far less than you'd think, in the grand scheme of things. You ask her if you matter at all. If you can do anything. She shrugs her rotting shoulders and says mattering is a made-up concept, like life, but sure, you can matter if you want to, on some scale. She has many scales. She doesn't know what you mean by 'anything', but you can do everything you can. You ask her if it's enough. She says there's no base requirement for deserving to exist. She's smoking a joint and the smoke filtering out of her gills gathers and forms gas giants and red dwarfs. You ask her if there's any hidden secrets of the universe you should know and she says it's not a secret if she tells, plus it's fun to let you figure it out yourself. You ask her if any of your questions were right questions and she says you worry about being right so much it might keep you from fucking around, which is as close to meaning of life as she ever bothered to make. You don't ask but she says she loves your hair, also your whole being, also your planet. She says she figured out what love is yesterday and is trying it out, which explains the ten thousand rainbows and sudden influx in rains of fish. She offers you a drag of her joint and you wake up half past midnight behind a chain restaurant clutching a smoked salmon. The new stars are winking like they're in on some joke and you're sure if you try hard enough you'll remember what it is.

you've been salmonsharked reblog to salmonshark someone else

i couldn't reblog this gem so here you go

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Date night ideas!!!

was talking to my gf about my fear of dying young for being trans and my mom putting my deadname on my gravestone, and she said "i hope that never happens, but if it does, i will carve your name into your grave myself if i have to." and i think theres something extremely raw about that sentiment and trans community in general. you can kill only our bodies, but you cant kill transsexuality

Some spins on the "mostly male team with a token woman" trope:

The woman is trans and stayed in her old circle of bros even after transition

The woman is the only one in her circle of "girls" who didn't turn out to be a trans man

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

In the school cafeteria did you ever moisten paper napkins and throw them to the ceiling where they stuck almost for forever?

Oh yeah!

No, what miscreant would do that? ; )

Never heard of that. (Maybe you need to try it sometime? lol)

No, but I used something else. Leave "what" in the tags.

Results

Luffy is so me fr

I think I was at punk hazard when I did this one, just thinkin abt luffy being affectionate w his friends

I LOVE THIS SONG

I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE I WILL NEVER DIE AUGUNJUKOOOLL save me yosano save me

She's so me it's insane

weirdgirl robin my beloved

how i look scrolling through south park yaoi fanart

asking for advice on reddit.com

What is this from?? I need to read this so bad

this an allegory for neurodivergence too, as far as i'm concerned

THIS LOOKS SO SICK /POS

I recently found out about this 2022 French film Icare and I'm SO UPSET I CAN'T WATCH IT but I thought we could appreciate together how cute the minotaur looks. he is just a sweet little fella (also trailer)

he looks so sweet wwwaaahh oh my gosh..

Near The Sea 🐬🐚

For water witches who long to be home. Can be used by anyone to bring calmness and relaxation.

You will need:

🐚Big sea shell

🐚Sea salt

🐚Blue or ocean scented candle (can be sea spray, drift wood, etc.)

🐚Small sea shell

🐚Beach sand (optional)

🐚Ocean Jasper

🐚Pearl

🐚Sea water (optional)

In the large sea shell, combine the above mentioned ingredients and focus your intent into it. If you are using sea water, rub your candle with a drop or two as well. Visualize the waves crashing, hear the roar of the tide, smell the salt in the air. Charge your candle the same way. Light your candle and place both candle and spell shell next to your tub. Run a bath and add some sea salt. Take your bath and meditate on the ambience of the ocean. I personally play nature sounds of waves crashing, maybe a thunderstorm as well. Do this whenever you need to unwind and recharge. Let the 'ocean' take you away from reality for a while.

* I'm weird, but I like to visualize swimming around in the deep with all of the marine life. It gives it an extra boost, for me anyways.

Enjoy! 🐙🪼

They are just like me forreal

Shoutout to my dad for being the funniest person I know

yosano-san was supposed to be taking the afternoon off...

[id in alt]

And Dazai is like: omg how did he figure it out?!?!?!?