And Now The Impure Thoughts Have Taken Over And I Can't Name The Ways That I Would Ravage Your Cock But

And now the impure thoughts have taken over and I can't name the ways that I would ravage your cock but let me assure you, plans have been laid.

So, means, motive, you handle opportunity, love.

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7 years ago

Justice and vengeance are not the same thing. And vengeance is not the answer. But stories of injustice must be told. So I hope the truth burns. I hope it sears into us. For a twisted version of the truth only dilutes the lessons we must remember. It weakens our humanity, our love, our core beings. So speak the truth. Scream the truth. And only the truth.

Even if your voice shakes // Hina ( @abillionlittlethoughts )

8 years ago

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.

OH MY GOD I HAVE BEEN READING THIS FOR MONTHS NOW I GET IT

4 years ago

Crickets are pretty damn loud to be the symbol of silence.

10 years ago
Now They Are Teaching The Language In Their Own School.

Now they are teaching the language in their own school.

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10 years ago
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?
Things Harto Says: 1/?

Things Harto says: 1/?

10 years ago
Tuk Tuk Thai Food Truck, Shot In The Haiku Region On Maui. 
Tuk Tuk Thai Food Truck, Shot In The Haiku Region On Maui. 
Tuk Tuk Thai Food Truck, Shot In The Haiku Region On Maui. 
Tuk Tuk Thai Food Truck, Shot In The Haiku Region On Maui. 

Tuk Tuk Thai food truck, shot in the Haiku region on Maui. 

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