If Mother Gothel Had Just Told Rapunzel Her Birthday Was On A Different Date None Subsequent Events In

Man begins in dust and ends in dust"— meanwhile it’s good to drink some vodka.

Yiddish proverb (via yidquotes)

“Take risks. If you win you will be happy. If you lose you be wise.”

— Unknown

Everyone loves someone who has had an abortion!

Trojan is possibly the worst branding for a condom company, at the climax of the story the soldiers who snuck in break out of the horse and invade the city.

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Shagged a soldier, already? Get intimate with an immigrant!

I am profoundly enchanted by the flowing complexity in you.

John Keats, “Letter to Fanny Brawne” November 5, 1820 (via fyp-psychology)

The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole world fall apart…

F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via fyp-psychology)