I Bet Eddie Is So Mad At The Universe Sometimes For Making Him Fall In Love With A Guy Who Looks Like

Re. renn faire anon answer:

"Kid, look at me, I'm the size of a barge. I've gotten this thing moving with guys plenty bigger than you. Hop in with your little normie boyfriend and have a good time."

😳😳

Did that make Steve & Eddie blush as much as me - coz wowwww

(hopping out of order quickly)

Eddie has a touching little misty-eyed moment with said massive beefy viking, pressing their foreheads together and feeling their kinship.

Steve absolutely blushes and gets a half chub for several reasons I think. Like safely and approvingly being recognized as boyfriends, recognition of his boyfriend being fat, and a tacit indication that he has room to grow haha.

I'm glad that little bit I tacked in read as sweet as I thought it would 🥰 or maybe it was a little less than wholesome for you 😈 which I'm fine with as well

You know I’m Australian, coz I Nut! in the Bush!!!*

*I was retaught line dance choreography as part of my school curriculum to a Tina Turner classic every single year of my schooling life, and wouldn’t find out until my mid-twenties that this is a solely national phenomenon

Steve’s taken up swimming recreationally again. Just doing laps and really, the trauma of feeling vulnerable in the water during the whole vecna thing, the water being a place he thinks of as *his* element (swim captain and all) he just has this urge to get back into it, for himself, and for a whole variety of reasons

He’s dropped some speed and stamina since high school and ehh he’s not really concerned about it and not super serious about it but thinks okay hey could be an idea to pull out some of those older high school training workout routines to build up his strength in the water, just doing it casually in his spare time

So Steve just running through his weight sets, doing push ups, sit ups, etc etc exercise

Well of course Eddie makes sure to be around - Steve, breathing heavily, sweaty, most likely shirtless, his hairy beefy muscles flexing? fucking try and keep him away.

Not that it’s hard - Steve likes background noise so is generally doing this all in the living room with the TV on in the bg. So Eddie just lays out “some” snacks for the show, rubs his hands together in anticipation, and parks himself on the couch, ass down feet up, ready for his visual and literal feast

It’s a new experience for Eddie, watching Steve exercise. Eddie never went to a single high school sporting event in his GD life, so never saw “The Hair” in his high school sporting heyday, but wow, Steve is so focussed! He knows Steve said he’s just mostly doing this for fun but once he starts a workout - Steve is competing with himself, pushing himself with his own challenges & goals, handsome face all furrowed up, eyes intense. He gets in his own world

Well Eddie thrives on watching Steve, but likewise, Eddie thrives on attention.

So Eddie decides he’s also gonna set himself some challenges.

Namely how long does it take to completely break Steve’s concentration til he pounces on Eddie like a sweaty animal.

He’s even got his own list of set plays:

Like Eddie will make sure to shift his pants to under his belly at the most opportune times - caught him stopping & staring just 30 seconds into bicep curls, Munson, new personal best

He’ll wear a low cut top, and lean forward for more food and push his tits together to create a taste of cleavage when the time is right - Eddie’s learnt through trial and error that the time for this is when Steve’s moved onto sit ups (get right in his line of sight and watch Steve noticeably linger on the sit up, then be on his back suspiciously longer for the down part)*

Then Eddie starts getting more creative, devising a character he likes to get into - After all, Eddie will not pass up a chance to be a irritating melodramatic character-acting ham. So he cooked up a strange athlete-gone-obliviously-soft caricature he plays up.

Now, Eddie definitely has no illusions about his lifelong lack of athletic prowess, Eddie’s never even pretended to be interested in sports for a second, both him and Steve know this, which means the stretching of the absurdity of this persona is part of the fun for Eddie

And the deeper and sweatier Steve gets into his workout, the more the visual combination of Eddie just sitting plump and pretty and ceaselessly eating himself out of his clothes vs the honestly inanely unhelpful “tips” he’s giving Steve, seems to rile up Steve in all the right ways

Eddies just lazily glutting himself, pizza box sat on his lap/belly, a bucket of fried chicken lined up for follow up, and between bites he’ll start offering Steve some helpful pointers. Mouth full, cheeks bulging, soft creamy lower gut inching further into his lap as the workout session goes on, really playing up the condescension, he’ll go for faux realism at first “idk man, form there looks a bit harsh on your lower back, if I were you I’d lower my shoulders a bit for that one” “…thanks Eddie”

But the longer Steve goes without breaking, Eddie will just start saying more and more nonsensical shit like “Might want to get some leg swing action in there for a real burn” when Steve’s doing like, lateral raises. But just saying it with so much unearned self assured bravado, while spreading his chunky thighs suggestively, to allow for more belly room

He’ll work in ridiculous stories of his own made up high school athletic achievements (“*chewing* what’s this exercise called again Stevie?” *breathe* *grunt* it’s a bent over row Ed.” “Oh yeah old bend over rows. Those ones’ll pay off, found all those bend overs really helped me get in the right shape for that ‘85 championship game.”)

He’ll say how he used to do things when he was “out on the field/track/pitch”, he’ll attribute his advice back to the “wise words” of his “coach” who’s name and sporting specialty seems to change on a whim, and the advice ends up being almost incomprehensible to someone who actually knows what they’re doing like Steve.

He’ll “absent mindedly” jiggle his belly while going on these “trips down nostalgia lane”**

Still something about the easy way Eddie just keeps on marathon non-stop stuffing himself the whole time, snacks getting more and more gratuitous, and the teasing criticism & the unmerited confidence of his coaching, which becomes more and more breathy the fuller he gets

All from the mouth of someone who hasn’t gotten up from the couch the whole time, except to lean forward to grab more food from the coffee table …..just..the delicious contrast gets Steve so hot under the collar. Steve never thought he was into jocks, but a jock gone soft is a whole new world he hadn’t thought about

Steve’s personal bests fluctuate week to week, workout to workout, but his progress getting back into a steady swimming routine is averaging an upwardly linear progression.

Eddie however will happily report that he beats his own personal time record every session

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*interlude here at the asterisk - Maybe this is under negotiated at first - but Once Eddie’s made sure, and is completely confident Steve knows Eddie’s not seriously meaning to undermine his workouts, that he knows Eddie is really happy Steve has an outlet and happy he’s combatting his PTSD in healthy ways, Steve assuring him he doesn’t mind it one bit, enjoys the teasing, enjoys the pretence even that he’s not enjoying it, the irritation all for show and ultimately part of the game and honestly Eddie giving him a “happy ending” is his new favourite part of exercising, that’s when Eddie feels free to get more creative

**And actually Steve’s gonna maybe need to tell Eddie to tone it down in future with the comedy act coz his rouse of playful irritation at points is getting hard to keep up, coz man Eddie is just so soft looking, stuffed full and being so irritatingly cute - which leaves Steve at points leaning dangerously to breaking his now designated character of “interrupted in-training athlete” and getting the giggles - which would be fine in another scenario, but not exactly ideal or easy to maintain while holding weights or certain positions

Hahaha i love this 🏋️anon, this gives me Ian doing situps while Mickey tosses bills at him energy (if you watch shameless)

I also love that it gets to be an outlet for both of them. Steve feels more confident, likes getting his muscle mass back, helps him feel useful and just ready for anything. Eddie gets another outlet to be a creative weirdo. Nympho boy loves regular sex, but weird roleplay sex where he gets to play a character? Uh, yes please.

The contrast is obviously hot and the game of getting Steve to say "fuck it" and fuck him, beautiful. There's so much here and I feel like I'm not doing it justice of telling you how on board I am and I know you have a follow up but just i love this.

Also Eddie being like "Who needs free weights when you have a sexy fat ass boyfriend to toss around. You want a workout? I'll give you one, big boy 😈"

Re. anon asks - I *did* say it was going to happen this morning, then I overslept and had to get dressed n ready for work in the car like that mr bean episode, got held up at work for an extra hour, then held up by (self-diagnosed) minor but recurring car troubles that definitely deserve way more attention than I’ve currently paid them (in every sense of the word ugh $$), got stuck at home arguing a credit charge for about 2 hours, and then got an email saying it was the 70th anniversary of the flatswood UFO sghting sooo went down that uplanned rabbit hole for a little and now here we are

Frustrated and wired and working on asks hooo boy

Still at it -  typing n banging away and making headway on something I don't find complete garbo

anyway! thats for me

Also I’m just deciding now

Wayne Munson is gay and autistic – I base this solely on 3 things – 1. his extensive, carefully displayed, collection of mugs and trucker caps, 2. the fact that he reminds me SO SO much of my, not diagnosed, but very very clearly autistic grandpa (RIP), and 3. my absolute need for him to be a gay elder to the party and Eddie’s grouchy & gruff, but secretly bigbig-heated softie, guncle

Tying into this - Eddie comes by his music genre obsessiveness honest and Wayne is a huge bluegrass & folk aficionado. His prized, ‘save in case of fire’, possession is his ‘Lavender Country’ vinyl, with the sleeve signed with little messages by the whole band

Also one day I’ll write something for my fav stranger things crack!ship - Murray/Wayne.

It’s 💦 anon and ooh boy back again with the Cuck!Steve thots

Haha trying to poke the gremlin part of my brain with a stick - she’s not cooperating today but I’ll see what I got:

Dinner date scenario *

Steve working all afternoon on a huge spread - made to feed the three of them /steve&billy&enough for about 5 more mouths.

Eddie and Steve being cutesy doing prep- or rather Steve in the kitchen actually doing all the cooking and him like playfully smacking Eddie with a wooden spoon as Eddie jiggles about and gets under foot plenty of stuff like “Ed’s wait til I’m finished! Cmon that’s not even set yet” Eddie just lewdly dipping his fingers and taking samples of everything available

Meanwhile Billy just drinking a beer sitting at the counter, watching Steve indulge Eddie and making some snide remarks about Steve letting Eddie get away with so much, about Eddie eating so much, like “you REALLY sure you should be letting him eat all that Harrington?”

Steve gets all blushy and conspicuously silent, while Eddie defends himself just like “um HE is right here and can hear what your saying about him!”

Billy like “whatever Munson, if those pants don’t last pass entree, not sure we got anything else in this place that’ll fit you after that”

Keeps going the whole meal prep time, the dichotomy of doting Steve, steadily increasingly bratty Eddie and meaner and meaner and less subtle Billy

Then come spread time - dinners laid out - all 3 of them around the table - Eddie at some point reaches across the whole table to grab a bowl of something and his belly just plops right out of his shirt and falls right into Steve’s dinner, under hang brushing through like Steve’s mashed potato or smthn

And that’s a go and the last straw and Billy’s just like ENOUGH

Grabs Eddie’s shoulders and Sits Eddie down roughly, despite protests from Steve & Eddie and ties Eddie’s hands up behind himself, behind his chair.

Steve is protesting angrily like “cmon Billy that was just an accident” billy like “no Harrington! Enough enough l! He’s just been stuffing his face, getting fucking fat all evening! Time he learnt and gets what’s coming to fat boys like him, greedy fucking pig”

And he just starts stuffing Eddie with everything at the table. And when Steve tries to bodily intervene - he likewise gets sat roughly in his chair - tied and gagged until he can admit to Billy that Eddie’s getting punished as like he deserves

*preface with- obvs- they all know what’s gonna happen at the outset of the night - keep it safe/sane/consensual folks x

💦 anon!! 🙈🙈🙈

How are you directly tapping into my deepest darkest desires!??? 😈 this is sincerely the hottest thing to me. I needed to take some time to collect my thoughts on this so hopefully it comes out well and isn't too stream of consciousness

Ok so like the three are all super into each other and their kinks just perfectly fit like puzzle pieces. Billy is a str8 degradation Dom who gets off on humiliating his little subs the way that puts them perfectly into sub space. He doesn't have a type outside of pathetic and submissive, but it's a huge plus if they're pretty, he wouldn't date a manly guy like himself. You're absolutely right that Steve is a total cuck, he loves being ignored, manhandled, i bet he'd also really be into restraint and forced chastity too 🥵. Obviously he's a total chaser. Loves the big soft feminine beauty, the weight, the size, the shape. Eddie is a total chub sub. He loves being big and soft and heavy and feminine. He loves being bullied for it all too and Billy is more than happy to indulge him, treating him like his fat bitch and force feeding him to make him bigger and softer and heavier, fucking him to teach him a lesson. If he lets Steve touch Eddie it's for his enjoyment and because it will humiliate them both, otherwise he saves Eddie for himself and makes Steve watch.

Then you have the actual scenes.

Just like you were saying, Steve spends all day cooking, excited to feed his big boy. Billy is always underfoot making remarks, and raising an eyebrow at every snuck bite Steve let's Eddie have, laughing into his can of beer, calling him a fat ass under his breath.

"you know this fat ass can hear you right?"

"That right? Maybe tell it to keep our chairs in one piece this time if it would be so kind. Fucking hell Harrington, no wonder he's this size the way you feed him."

Eventually it's Billy's plate that Eddie ruins by accident and that absolutely sets him off because then he will have fucked up.

"Jesus Christ, you hippo fuck! oh you're fucking in for it now, fatty. Thought you'd at least manage to keep your fat blubbery gut off my page but I guess that was wishful thinking."

"Billy! It's ok, I'll make you a new pla-"

"Don't interrupt me, bitch." Starts tying Eddie to his chair, "why don't you just eat the whole fucking dinner, if you're so goddamn hungry, you fat fuck. I'll help you."

Eddie plays resistant because he knows it will rile Billy up and make him feed him harder. He stuffs him until Eddie is panting and full but hard and leaking.

Meanwhile Steve's been trying to get Billy to stop, so he turns to Steve and grabs a handful of his hair

"And you. Pathetic chubby chasing faggot. You like this fucking walking blimp so much, fucking prove it." He shoves Steve to his knees and presses his face into Eddies crotch, smashing a lot of his face into his blubbery hanging gut, and holds him there until he starts signaling he needs air. "Fuck you really are pathetic. I know you want nothing more than to gag on this hippos cock. Be my guest. I'll be giving him his dessert" Billy rubs his cock through his jeans.

"Maybe I'll let you touch yourself when you admit you like all of this Harrington. That you know this is exactly what this fat fuck deserves and that this is all you're good for. White-knighting your fat faggot girlfriend like a pathetic cuck, warming his cock smothered by his gut and between his thighs...you're lucky I'm not sitting his fat ass down on your face and stuffing him sick. Damn that sounds like a good idea for next time."

And they all fucking love it. Ugh god I feel like I had better ideas and lines in my head earlier but I lost it. God I just want more of this trio and this scenario forever please 🙈😭🙈😭🙈😭

I know this is really mean but fuck if it doesn't work for me. I want bully man-handling Billy to fuck big fat Eddie because little cuck Steve is too pathetic too, and because Eddie's got tits, hips, and carries fat like a bitch so he's close enough 🥵🥵🥵

If you're goblin enough please anyone send more hahah

And also can I just say how much I appreciate us taking the time to make sure to include that like, no matter what, we like that all parties are safe, sanely, and consensually taking part in all of this. I want us to have these kind of safe expectations with each other

Alice cooper & Jason Voorhees