Lol I'm posting the first few paragraphs of the HOTD fic I'm writing so I feel compelled to continue
Resentment burned like an inferno in the Aegon's chest. It was a feeling the youth had never seemed to grow used to, and one he knew no other means of quenching other than with goblet upon goblet of Arbor Gold, Dornish Strongwine, hells, even piss-weak spice mulled hippocras from the Reach. It mattered little the varietal, so long as it eased the resentful fire in his gut and dulled the echo of his mother's voice, which had long since burrowed deep into his psyche.
"Disgrace."
"Drunk."
"Lout. Lech. Rake."
Those were the easiest to drink and fuck away. There was always a waiting bottle to uncork, a wet hole to claim. By right he ought to be free to explore the life of a libertine. His lot was to enjoy everything a prince's station had to offer without the obligations that would be his sister's, the princess's royal. As his rotting father refused to let anyone forget, she was rightful heir to the iron throne. She would be Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar, the First Men, Lady of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm.
Alas, his mother and scheming grandsire would allow him no peace. Even in solitude they remained with him, words repeating. And so he drank, and fucked, and ate, and did precisely as he pleased. Perhaps he thought to spite their machinations. Certainly he acted as he desired to.
It was not long before his inner tormentors expanded their vocabulary.
"Smell-Feast. Hogling. Glutton."
"Fat."
It's not much but it's honest work
putting chris pratt next to jack black almost makes me feel bad for chris like how are u gonna compare him to a God. a Legend. he wasnt good in the first place but when in a project with Jack Black its just like wow he is so sad he should be put down as a mercy
Seen a few people saying Steve’s bisexual awakening was Jonathan Byers punching him repeatedly in the face in a dirty alley.
I mean that moment was for sure a signal to change his ways, and all power to those people who HC this, but *my* Steve’s bisexual awakening was Jonathan grabbing & hauling him bodily out of the way of Upside-Down danger, using his injured bleeding hand, then being sheltered protectively behind both Jonathan and Nance, all safe and sequestered away in one of the Byer’s bedrooms.
Hey sorry, this is FictionalFormerAthleteEddie!Anon (FFA lmao) just wanted to make sure regarding my previous ask
I have to apologise if it came out a bit of a mess
Honestly my insomnia has been so bad this week so feeling pretty fried but I know you said You had a long train journey so wanted to send something for the day of
I just want to be clear - same as yourself - I’m not into any slob, health related or (this one feels like I should particularly bring it up for the kink dump I sent) I’m not a fan of or trying to imply any sort of ruination kink, it’s not something I like myself or am interested in, but more importantly this is your blog so wouldn’t want to send you any kink stuff that you were uncomfortable with
I just can’t remember what I sent and want to make sure my language didn’t imply as such - coz I know you have also said that is a no go for yourself too - and I know it’s a fine line sometimes and I do try to be careful with my words but again….brain fried 🥲
To be clear - and again - can’t remember what I wrote - I just like the idea of a beefy Steve,, sweaty and focused, working out, with a spectating cocky, soft, spoilt & lazy Eddie just talking a big game, playing that he’s oblivious to his own physique opposite Steve’s.
It’s also why I was so cautious about putting in a lot of consent and communication footnotes but like ….I don’t want to get the sads in this beautiful kink space - I think I’ve slept like 9 hours in the past 5-6 days 🥲🥲💝💝💝
Love your work though! Big fan and hope you have a safe trip!!
Awe FFA (lol)🏋️ do not apologize!
I loved your ask and I completely understood it. I knew it wasn't slob or ruination or anything, you expressed yourself really well and I thought it was super hot. It was mostly a roleplaying and contrast thing, which, I mean chef's kiss!!
Beefy sweaty Steve putting his cute annoying Fatboy in his place is an ideal scenario for me. I love bouncing around ideas and it gives me inspiration to try to write longer form stuff, so never hesitate to send stuff, I always get around to answering eventually hahaha.
Thank you for checking in with me about it though, I get the sense that a lot of the folks who send asks tend to sort of get what I'm about and what we all are sort of into so hopefully we don't have to worry too much about squicking each other out.
For example one of my friends knows that I'm really into bullying and teasing as a kink with a lot of my pairings and sends me really good asks about it. I can't guarantee that folks who follow me will be as into some of the more aggressive teasing and bullying that I like to write (like f-slur stuff, mean descriptions, but like beneath it all there's still attraction) so I'll be sure to put content warnings and include a read more break just to make sure!
I'm hoping that my weird little corner of Tumblr can be a space for all of us to collectively and safely explore the beauty and sexuality of wg/size kink 🥰🥰🥰 we are all goblins respectfully
When someone comes out Steve's immediate gut reaction is to drag their taste in romantic prospects. Robin rejected him and came out and he went full "okay fine but please like BETTER girls oh my god" like the Mean Girl he is. God bless.
When Will blurts that he's in love with Mike (which... Yeah Steve knew that one.) Steve goes "okay there's nothing wrong with liking boys but why wheeler?? You can do so much better Will. Seriously. Literally anyone else." And will is just ?????? He just said he liked boys and Steve's biggest issue is that it's Mike?! "Mike is being a jerk!! He's ignoring you!! Dump his ass, Will!" Most confusing acceptance ever.
Eddie confesses to Steve and the man blinks at him like "but...I'm a prep?? And bitchy? And have had, like, five concussions?"
And Eddie is like "what the fuck are you talking about"
"I'm just saying I doubt I'm your usual type! Obviously I like you back but you could probably do better"
"Steve are you saying my feelings are reciprocated while also being self deprecating n order to insult my taste in men?"
"oh. Yeah. Oops."
Lucas and max come out without specifying crushes (except on each other) so there is no need to drag them for their taste in men or women.
Dustin is like "I literally only like Suzie" and Steve is like "I know this and I love you (and her)" BC Suzie is amazing and helped save the world too. And grey ro/ace Dustin.
The only person whose taste he doesn't criticize is Mike and that's because when he says he's in love with will Steve just goes "he's too good for you" and nothing else.
i love how gender fat is. it can be so feminine or masculine or neutral depending on what you accentuate and emphasize. i really love seeing trans people gain and affirm their gender that way
fuck it, we’re a kink blog now. she/her. mostly scenario-based, soft feedism. currently riding a wave of fat!stranger things inspo. 30yo - DNI unless 18+
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