Btw Now Is The Best Time To Keep Boycotting. The Israeli Economy Has Never Been Weaker. Don't Stop The

Warning: I DO use dude, man, bruh, and bro as completely gender neutral terms, HOWEVER if I call you one of the above and it bothers you, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me.

This has been a PSA 

i was hoping you can explain the heroin........

RICHARD NO THATS CRIMINAL NEGLIGENT MANSLAUGHTER

Can you help me? I'm scared of swimming. Please...

-Littlun

TRIGGER WARNING : DROWNING

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[It watches. It stood there menacingly. It tilted its head as some sort of mock towards crying child of their misery. Despite the your pleas, it only stood there with the buzzing barely audible underneath the water. You don't know if the water itself was safe at all either, as it engulfed you and pushed you further into the dirt and the grime it secretly held despite the odd stillness. It just.. kept.. dragging you further, the water going down on your throat, then to your nose, and to your eyes. Something must have already went inside through those entrances as it hurts to even think. Maybe an amoeba? It's not too far fetched to think and maybe learn that something in that water is already eating you alive. You just hoped that the heaping form of flies right in front of you either helps you or puts you out of your misery. You just hoped.]

[Well, maybe that is too much wishful thinking. The beast right in front of you never budged, in that which is the worst to happen. It only watched. That's the most painful part. It watched you drown. You can barely hear a synchronized thundering vibration from the surface, a pattern. A laugh. That damned creature that constantly makes a buzzing sound and shrieked fear towards all of the boys laughed at your situation. It felt stupid, humiliating, miserable, even for your own final moments. Is this really what your last memory in this world going to be? Is this even real?]

[You just.. really wished he killed you right then and there. But it didn't. It let the stillwater kill you first.]

[Your pleas are futile against the beast. It cared enough to mock you to why you asked for help.]

i still love this sm what a masterpiece... come back....

mspaint3d fun

(@mrfisherot)

one of these days i WILL personally confront this man.. ONE OF THESE DAYS. TRY FIGHTING ME I HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE AGAINST YOU I WILL FIGHT YOU/nbh

Well, no one really knows what my exact name is. It's hidden in some Director level files from what I remembered. It was Bright's greatest idea to start calling me nicknames that it just— stuck around with everyone else for some reason. He's always up to something, that man.

As of now, I am doing fine, Victor.. I think people actually somewhat forgot who I am, which is kind of a great news because every now and then, everyone kind of gets really spooked about my existence. Apparently Bright has been talking about me like I am some sort of hidden cryptid around. It doesn't even help that I have a literal fungus in my brain in a symbiotic relationship, gosh, somebody take me out of my misery.

I digress, though. I was just out here due to some mandatory action set out personally by the Foundation for me. They didn't want me to rot in my office with the thousands of pathogens I have.. I could really use some black coffee.

- 🍄‍🟫🌈

(HOLY CRAP I AM A YAPPER I AM SORRY 😭😭😭🙏 - 🐟)

I believe we haven't met, yes..? Goodness, maybe Dr. Clef was right, I should go out more often—

Ahem, excuse me.

I should.. introduce myself, I guess? That's how you talk to people, I figured. I think my name has been atleast mentioned around the foundation once or twice, but I digress. I'm Dr. Splinky Labrat. I know it is ridiculous but this is what everyone actually calls me.

You are a.. chemist? Surgeon? I dunno, I keep hearing the two. I'm a microbiologist, so it's not entirely in my field of influence.

So.. How are you?

- 🍄‍🟫🌈 ( @msfisherot )

a chemist and a surgeon my dear! but lovely to meet you, though i will assume that you've introduced yourself using a nickname? a fascinating one you've earned yourself it seems!

call me victor, no need for formalities it's unnecessary, now to answer your final question, i'm doing well! yourself?

Reblog to put mutuals in the fish cube

SILENCE.......

silly boy do no crimes (i will be answering asks later on be patient with me 💔)

what if i piss myself

hey Stanley payable