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what it feels like lately

DUDE IM SCARED OF WHAT MOD IS GOING TO DO AFTER THEIR INITIAL POST LIKE WDYM

Oh hello, Wilbur.

[It laughed menacingly, as thousands of flies and bugs just crawl out of the shadows and towards your direction. It was certainly a frightful experience, having to feel the sheer authority of the creature's voice. Is this what the littluns call the beast? Are you dreaming?]

Oh, don't tell me you'll just get flustered right then and there, Holland! We are just getting started! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

i have known worse demons than you, richard. what gain do you get from terrorising children? is it fun? if i leave you out an offering, will you leave me alone? you can be god, richard. as long as god stays in the sky.

richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf !!!! ^^

Gosh, I wish I could. I have been working for who-knows-how-long and the Foundation somehow decided to do this.. weird mandatory action. Whatever it is, they say they were gravely concerned of how little I take breaks. All I wanted was to work.

Oh well, do not fret, doctor. When I get back, I can do my job properly. As a microbiologist, we are underrated, and I am afraid I am possibly the only one who is carrying the task.

The Foundation needs me, no matter what.

Ahem, hey. I'm trying to get myself familiar with the place after being stuck in my office for.. Uh.. I actually forgot to count. Wow, great job, Labrat.

Anyways, since the foundation is trying to stop me from rotting in my office with the rest of the pathogens I am attending, I guess I should start reintroducing myself. Were you new here or something..? I keep forgetting people's names here.

I digress. My name is Labrat.. Splinky Labrat. I believe Dr. Bright would have said something along the lines of "OoOoh she's a CRYPTID!" or whatever.. He named me like that, do not ask.

And you are... —?

- 🍄‍🟫🌈 ( @msfisherot )

(AUAHAUHSUDHD YOUR OC BLOG IS SO COOL PELASE HUAHAUAHH -🐟)

My name is unneeded to you, simply call me doctor.

Make yourself useful and do some work, I unsure if you managed that locked up in an office, either way any moment spent not working is wasting time, you have the privilege of working here take your role seriously.

i have

Only day you can reblog this

MY KING IS BACK??????!?!?!

"Is there a force that created you? What was the reason why you were created? There has to be a reason for you to be out to get children.."

-Boat (@askboat)

Force? Dear, we have already existed as soon as your ancestor bit the apple! Ever since animals like you and the creatures that made me up even breathed on this barren earth, we already existed! In fact, we are one of the emotions you have named! Do you want to play a guessing game? Here's a hint: It starts with an f.

We aren't just out for children. You just so happened to land in OUR island. No exceptions. Ever since you crashed into our domain, it was already bound for us to seep in. How many times are we supposed to spoonfeed you such information until you vomit it all out?

Don't blame us for doing the very thing we are made to be! It will only make you look stupider.

Nooormaaan!!!!!!!!! Can I join the hunters today? Please? Pretty please??? I won't bite the other hunters this time, I promise! -🦇

Y-.. You can, Nathaniel. It's fine, really. You can go along now. Just- Just don't talk to them about me. Say that I'll be back and fine as ever.

-🐍

( Nathaniel // @ask-nathaniel-briteshboi-lotf )

hes actually tweaking out WHAHAHHAHAHAH

this has quickly become canon

Yandere rap battles but it's @everettes-requiem vs @ask-norman-alexander-lotf

Everette would spit mad bars I fear

this post rn

peak jalph story

Ralph: Boi wut..u wanna be LE chief? 👁️👄👁️

Jack: y-y-yes >/////< 

Ralph: well…heh…*chuckles* your gonna have to get through ts knuckle sandwich mah boi—- REEEEE😂

Jsck: N-N-N-NO! BAKA- *face turns red* I- I mean…ah…Ralph

Ralph: s-s-say that again…? >~<

jack: uhm- ahah….lets just pretend I…..I…forget it…I guess…it was stupid anyway- GAH!

Ralph: *le triggered* BOI get back here. *grabs him*

Jack: WUT- >\\\\\\<

Ralph: heh…Baka..you say? Well….heh….you..can be my Baka too…

Jack: *GAE INTENSIFIES*

Ralph: *le laugh* JK boi u still gotta get through ts knuckle sandwich 😂🖐️ BOI OPEN LE DOOR-

Jack: *TRIGGERED* sigh…whatever…I…I…whatever. *walks off away mad* 

Ralph: w-w-wait….Wait! 

jack: wut…>:c

ralph: I-i….i…i…

Jack: -_- wutttt. :/

ralph: I..wanna…be meh ✨ Baka bean ✨ ^/////^

jack: le gasp 😮

ralph: GAH! It…it was stoopid…nvm…I’m js a stoopid hooman >~<

Jack: okeh…heh…I’ll be ur baka…..0w0

Ralph: *LE GAE INTENSIFIES* 

Jack: *le blush and become a ✨ T O M A T O ✨ 

the end!!!!!!!

Chapter 2:

jack: Ralph-Chan

Ralph: AAAA- 0_o O! It’s jus u *hugs*

*jacks face started to match his red hair* (LE GAE INTENSIFIES) Ahaha- anyway-

Ralph: wut did u want 2 tell meh >\\<

Jack: so yuh know how we’re liek- bakas n stuff :3

ralph: yeeeeesss ✨

Jack: can I b chief neow ;333 

Ralph: *le face palm* 

Jack: wut…:/

Ralph: HMPH!

Jack: WHAT!!! ACK-

Ralph: do you…just want 2 be meh baka cuz u want 2 be le chief…. :/ 

Jack: *le gasp* I-

Ralph: *tears start forming in his eyes* is dat…al u think of me :((

jack: RALPH-CHAN!! NO! It’s- it’s not like that…

Ralph: THEN WUT IS IT :(…I- I don’t know..I…if I can do this anymor-

Ralph: I don’t know if I can do this anymore…

Jack: NOOOO WAIT- *grabs hand*

Ralph: get OFF me! GAH! Stupid Baka…>\\\\<

Jack: :((((( I’m sorry..Ralph-chan…I- you can be chief…

Ralph: okeh :3 *hugs

Jack: *le sigh* it’s ok bc ur meh Baka….

The end lmk if u want chapter 3