Wake Up Babe New Holy Relic Just Dropped

@ask-norman-alexander-lotf hey alexander its your time to shine

GOLDING HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT NORMAN ALEXANDER??? WHY DID YOU HIDE HIM FROM THE MANUSCRIPTS I AM CURIOUS.........

What are you screaming about?

i died on the inside

hhhHRLP WHY ARE OEOPLE REBLOGGING MY OLD TSP MEMES 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 𝓖𝓤𝓨𝓢 𝓟𝓛𝓔𝓐𝓢𝓔

OH MU GOSH HE GOT YOU TOO

Oh hello, Wilbur.

[It laughed menacingly, as thousands of flies and bugs just crawl out of the shadows and towards your direction. It was certainly a frightful experience, having to feel the sheer authority of the creature's voice. Is this what the littluns call the beast? Are you dreaming?]

Oh, don't tell me you'll just get flustered right then and there, Holland! We are just getting started! HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!

i have known worse demons than you, richard. what gain do you get from terrorising children? is it fun? if i leave you out an offering, will you leave me alone? you can be god, richard. as long as god stays in the sky.

richard belongs to @we-are-richard-lotf !!!! ^^

1984?!?!? WOAH YOU ARE SO COOL.. (im reading it too)

ok but have you ever heard or read abt animal farm by george orwell?? cus its actually kinda similar to LOTF and the vocab is easier to comprehend I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT 🙏🙏🙏🙏

i have heard of it! i haven’t read it yet but i’ve been wanting to since i started reading 1984. once i finish that i’ll start animal farm 😇

WHO MENTIONED NORMAN TO GOLDING BRO 😭😭😭 WE'RE COOKED

GOLDING HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT NORMAN ALEXANDER??? WHY DID YOU HIDE HIM FROM THE MANUSCRIPTS I AM CURIOUS.........

What are you screaming about?

he WOULD, in fact, lazer anyone with his uranium eyes

lord of the flies or something idk i never read it

feat. kikita (@kikita-answers-lotf) micheal six (@michealseis) everette (@everettes-requiem) norman (@ask-norman-alexander-lotf) and henry (@henrys-eulogy-aflame)

MATE THIS IS THE BAJILLION TIME I WAS REFERED TO AS A NUN IN SOME SORT OF WAY PLEASE IS THIS A SIGN ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😭😭😭😭😭

hi asa here are some cool medical stuff i brought you cus ik you would like it 😁😁😁😁 oh and i brought some food and we got cooked rice ❤️

Ah! Th-thank you so much! Oh I've been running low on rubbing alcohol! These children can't stop getting hurt, it's a miracle nobody has gone septic yet.

Food!!! I haven't had something to eat that wasn't shitty fruit or flavorless pig in- in- in forever! I can't believe I can say I miss rice! Mama cooks it all the time, y'know. It's not as good as her's, but it's still pretty good!

You're a real funny lady! Who has fish for a head? You kinda remind me of one of the nuns that work at the church. But one of the nice ones! Some of them were so hateful for no reason! Sister Linda was alright though, she'd give me turkish delights sometimes.

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Bonus:

Gosh, I wish I could. I have been working for who-knows-how-long and the Foundation somehow decided to do this.. weird mandatory action. Whatever it is, they say they were gravely concerned of how little I take breaks. All I wanted was to work.

Oh well, do not fret, doctor. When I get back, I can do my job properly. As a microbiologist, we are underrated, and I am afraid I am possibly the only one who is carrying the task.

The Foundation needs me, no matter what.

Ahem, hey. I'm trying to get myself familiar with the place after being stuck in my office for.. Uh.. I actually forgot to count. Wow, great job, Labrat.

Anyways, since the foundation is trying to stop me from rotting in my office with the rest of the pathogens I am attending, I guess I should start reintroducing myself. Were you new here or something..? I keep forgetting people's names here.

I digress. My name is Labrat.. Splinky Labrat. I believe Dr. Bright would have said something along the lines of "OoOoh she's a CRYPTID!" or whatever.. He named me like that, do not ask.

And you are... —?

- 🍄‍🟫🌈 ( @msfisherot )

(AUAHAUHSUDHD YOUR OC BLOG IS SO COOL PELASE HUAHAUAHH -🐟)

My name is unneeded to you, simply call me doctor.

Make yourself useful and do some work, I unsure if you managed that locked up in an office, either way any moment spent not working is wasting time, you have the privilege of working here take your role seriously.

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