This Is Absolutely Hilarious

Ah yes, the great hivliving scandal. I remember watching a deep dove video about this

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

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The way I audibly said “holy shit 😮”

Simon "Ghost" Riley // Gilded Reaper Operator Skin

fine.. FINE! Dis skin gonna be mine, soon

anyway. onto better things

HOLY SHIT THE NEW HELLUVA BOSS EPISODE

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

The world is in great peril, and you are the unlucky protagonist who must save it! Spin this wheel three times and get your Dragon Age party that you're stuck trying to save it with.

Feel free to reroll repeats. Most are companions, but there are also a few companion-adjacent possibilities. You can assume that you as the protagonist have a basic level of combat competency even if you don't in real life, so don't worry about yourself

Can’t believe I forgot this yesterday.

Merry Christmas losers.

happy holidays fuckos

Hmm headcanons part 1

EnderWalk!Ranboo

Actually very protective of Tubbo and Michael(Ran and Tubbo have said they are way to attached to Michael to do anything angsty lore related)

Ranboo also likes to take Michael out for walks in his EnderWalk state when Dream isn’t making him do something.

Normal enderman habits, lots of grass blocks, lots of grass blocks.

In this form he also has access to his teleportation, but he can only teleport a certain distance. So in the EnderWalk state he’s digging under the prison to get in teleportation distance with Dream.

This tunnel also has holes in the wall and grass and dirt blocks everywhere.

Philza

Knits in his free time, also stress knits a lot.

Has lots of jewelry and other shiny things that his crows bring him.

Has a braid in his hair, a representation of his relationship with Techno, has a lock of Techno’s hair braided into it. Techno has a matching one.

Has a music note necklace from Wilbur, had it for years and refuses to part with it.

Tries to distance himself from kids/anyone he could reasonably be a parental figure for, Wilbur wasn’t planned and Philza wasn’t ready and he feels like everything that happened to Wil was his fault, so he’s worried he’ll hurt them.

Techno

Lots of golden jewelry, keeps his Piglin gold obsession in check.

Picked up knitting from Philza, also enjoys sewing.

If he and Philza are in a fight together he’ll guard Philza’s back because Philza’s back is extremely sensitive due to his damaged wings.

Takes long, very hot baths because Piglins love lava baths. But Techno is a half-Piglin so hot water it is.

Can and will sleep absolutely anywhere.

Sam

In my happy ending AU, Sam finally comes to his senses, horrified by what he did to Ponk, crafts a netherite prosthetic for Ponk. OR The Warden is actually a robot like Sam Nook that Sam would swap places with when he needed rest so that way the prison will always be guarded. This Warden-bot started malfunctioning and tortured Ponk and cut his arm off. Sam found out and ripped the bot to shreds, using its netherite remains to make a prosthetic for Ponk.

Is repelled by cats, like an actual creeper.

Can explode like a creeper but refuses to do so for obvious reasons

Post-Happy Ending, Sam and Ponk live in a nice secluded cottage.

Tommy

Has a streak of white in his hair from his time in the afterlife.

Cause I love the Phoenix!Tommy, he gave Tubbo, Ranboo, and Michael each a feather of his. His feathers are warm so it’s pretty comfy in the dense snow.

He can fly but not for super long.

Will take Michael out flying, after Tubbo and Ranboo made sure Michael would be safe.

Has a green bandanna with a little bee embroidered on it. It’s from Tubbo and he absolutely refuses to part with it.

Tubbo

Has a red bandanna with a little sword embroidered on it(can’t decide between sword or music disc because of all the negative connotations the discs now have)

Wears his wedding ring on his right horn.

Terrified of fireworks and thunderstorms.

He and Ranboo will dance together but it’s pretty funny and ridiculous looking because of the extreme height difference.

Just like Schlatt, if startled badly enough he’ll freeze up and topple over. Like a goat does!

No context spoilers ahead!

It’s a damn good day to be a Critical Role fan.