Humans Will Never Cease To Baffle Me

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Wolf-dog Ghost not being able to control his tail wagging when ever Soap and Roach are around. Him doing that dog thing we’re if you scratch his ears or chin he kicks his leg. Just dog things.

The gang smell blood coming from Rudy’s room, they rush to see if he’s okay. The find blood on the floor leading to the bathroom. Lo and behold, Rudy is standing in the bathroom, holding one antler. He’s like “Dude! It’s antler shedding season!”

Alejandro has a piece of Rudy’s shed antler as a necklace

F-CK you! Furry-fies your COD men!

I based the decisions on nationalities(like what animals are where their from) and personalities.

Ghost is obviously a wolf dog, an intimidating yet misunderstood doggo. I’m visualizing a dyed black coat, a natural blond coat though.

Soap is a pine marten, a high energy, rowdy, little thing. A messy brown coat with paws stained black from soot, dust, and gunpowder.

Price is an Airedale terrier. A dark coat greyed with age. In addition Airedale terriers just look like old men.

König is a Eurasian lynx. A bigger animal sounds better but König’s height is abnormal. I envision a dark grey-brown lynx, messy fur, ear chipped and torn. Absolutely massive, huge paws to go with it.

Alejandro is a coywolf, a coyote and Mexican grey wolf. A beautiful mixed brown, red, and grey coat.

Rudy is either a Yucatán deer or an ocelot. Can’t decide right now.

I’ll probably return to this list and will probably be drawing these guys too

this blog is a friendly space for twitter and tiktok refugees

but I am literally begging y'all to switch your icons and write literally anything human-like in your bios, we have been at WAR with the spam bots and you’re dressed like the enemy

‘I wish you could have been there..’

‘I’m here now.’ 

Happy Mermay y’all.

Every time I check this site I find out more. Man, November 5th is 2020 apologizing.

today has been the equivalent of getting repeatedly punched in the face

Doodled some Warrior cats! Meet Swanheart and her apprentice Goosepaw. Swanheart has swan feathers in her fur, trophies she took from a swan she fought. Goosepaw was given a goose feather by his mother, she claims the feather fell on her when she was contemplating a name for her kit.

Before anyone jumps my ass for the feathers:

I’m indigenous. Though I don’t look it and I’m a few generations out. Having feathers in hair/fur/as accessories isn’t racist, it’s literally a design choice.

Bro I was on TikTok watching Dorian edits, cause he’s my blorbo, and someone commented about parallels between Anders and Dorian. They said the “I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending” audio could work and I have not known peace since.

Both are mages coming from a horribly corrupt system. they’ve come out the other end scarred, physically and mentally. Both strived to fix things, but Anders failed and Dorian is still trying.

I swear, if something happens to Dorian imma lose it.

Just thinking about my inquisitor standing horrified amongst the ashes. Wide eyed, struggling to process what was in front of him. His heart shattering as he no longer sees the man he loves but a monster. I’m not okay, lol :,)

Ah yes, the great hivliving scandal. I remember watching a deep dove video about this

important confession

i lied about my HIV status and all aspects of my identity (marital status, trafficking past, family, etc.) on this blog and i truly apologize.

I fell asleep yesterday before I could finish this cause my sleep schedule is wack. Here’s to the stinky rat that came into our lives a year ago!

Quick! See if you can predict something actually fluffy happening!

ranboo: three years ago, i married my best friend :]

ranboo: tommy's still mad about it but me and tubbo were sleep deprived and thought it would be funny