Pick One. This Is Your Blind Date

Here’s a combo of 25 and 26! Autumn and Artificer, my newest DND character Josriel. He’s a fey eladrin/human gunslinger-warlock.

Glad y’all understood what I was going on about because I just realized part of this is missing. Am I going to fix it? No, it’s much funnier this way.

I was thinking about the Mechanisms and I came to a startling discovery.

Every time the Toy Soldier gets thrown out of the airlock it just reappears a few moments later.

The Toy Soldier has the power stance of ‘mom said it’s my turn on the Xbox’ with the energy of ‘mom I threw up’

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

There’s a lot of angst in the Dream SMP right now so I’ve come bearing some fluff for you all.

Ghostbur noticing Tommy is shivering a lot so he finds his old coat and wraps it around Tommy’s shoulders. The coat is well insulated and very comfortable, Tommy appreciates it.

Ghostbur singing to Tommy to calm him down after a nightmare or to lull him to sleep.

Tommy having his loadstone compass as a necklace.

Philza getting super cold in the arctic base with Techno, his wings puffing up like a bird’s. So Techno pulls off his heavy fur-lined cape and drapes it over Phil’s shoulders till they get their new outfits.

Phil being absolutely swamped in the cape because he’s much shorter than Technoblade who is already super tall to begin with.

Phil wearing his loadstone compass as a necklace.

I’m going to update this list and add more later but for now feel free to add on!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I AM SO PROUD OF HIM

I missed a few days so I’m getting everything in order.

This is day 23, Helen Richardson.

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Dream SMP Lore, the reason I live in fear

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