has this one been done yet
Rebloging this really late but still before midnight for maximum funny
happy holidays fuckos
So about that newest Supernatural episode-
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Bro I was on TikTok watching Dorian edits, cause he’s my blorbo, and someone commented about parallels between Anders and Dorian. They said the “I think I’ve seen this film before and I didn’t like the ending” audio could work and I have not known peace since.
Both are mages coming from a horribly corrupt system. they’ve come out the other end scarred, physically and mentally. Both strived to fix things, but Anders failed and Dorian is still trying.
I swear, if something happens to Dorian imma lose it.
Just thinking about my inquisitor standing horrified amongst the ashes. Wide eyed, struggling to process what was in front of him. His heart shattering as he no longer sees the man he loves but a monster. I’m not okay, lol :,)
-Very tall and thin, his proportions are just normal enough that when you look at him you can’t tell why he creeps you out. Long fingers that end in sharp points, with focus he can make the claw tips dull.
-Wears his black and white split mask because he is super self conscious about his mouth. He’s got sharp fangs that poke out of his mouth and his mouth is super big(think Glasgow Smile) and kinda jagged. When agro his jaw stretches open, his mouth opens all the way and towards the end of his mouth strips of skin cross over the lips but you can see through the gaps.
-Very round eyes, like an owl. Pupils like a cat. When agro the pupils become slit shaped and glow very brightly.
-Long twin tails, the tails split about and inch or two from the base. Fluff covered ends, like a lion.
-During Techno’s angsty teen travels, he finds lil Ranboo and teaches him how to fight. Ranboo’s crown was a gift from Techno. But due to the incident that screwed up Ranboo’s memories(is the incident canon still? Never can tell with the SMP), Ranboo doesn’t remember Techno and due to Techno’s own angsty backstory he doesn’t want to get attached to people so he never brings it up.
-Because I Headcanon the Ender Pearl as an Enderman’s heart(like embedded in the chest, acting like the heart), Ranboo has either an Ender Pearl for a heart or the Ender Pearl is embedded in it.
-Real!Ranboo confirmed that when C!Ranboo cries it hurts him because water, also C!Ranboo doesn’t have eyelids. So C!Ranboo has a couple handkerchiefs in his suit pockets to wipe away the tears before they can sting his skin, or too badly at least.
Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen
Try not to burst into tears at the opening lines of I Bet On Losing Dogs challenge: Impossible
Big T is finally living up to his title.
-Techni is a piglin hybrid. His lower canines are rather big, they poke out of his mouth, like mini tusks. They don’t impread his speech because he’s had them all his life. Pale pink skin, his hair is slightly darker version of an overworld pig’s skin. Pig hooves, long tail with floof at the end. Five fingers, normal hand structure except for the tough hoof-claws on his fingers. From the middle joint of his fingers up is his hoof-claws.
-Lots of jewelry, his fancy crown, a jewelry cuff on his tail, bedazzled with gems like the ones on his crown. Earnings and earing chains hangs from his ears. He wears a few gold and silver rings, studded with precious gems.
-His eyes are blue but with his mask on his eyes are a solid yellow.
-Long hair, stops just at the base of his tail, usually in a braid. When his hair is up in one central braid he has a smaller braid that hangs down below and behind his right ear, tied to the end is one of Philza’s feathers. Even when his hair is down that extra braid is there. He even adds a braid behind his left ear, a small disc shaped bead attached the band holding the braid together but he removed it when Tommy and Technoblade split.
-He’s huge, really tall, broad shoulders, skinny but muscular. I’d say about 7’3, man is imposing, even more so with the cloak and armor making him look even bigger.
-His pig mask has built in glasses lenses, when it’s off he wears regular glasses. Black frames, real simple.
-Plenty of scars. He’s done a lot of fighting.
-He was found by Philza when he was about four, a group of adventures wanted to kill lil piglin hybrid Techno. When Wilbur was born the lil guy, being the child of a fae and a shapeshifter, he shapeshifted to look like Techno. They’re “twins”.
-When Techno was in his teens he decides to strike out on his own to discover his place in the world. During his travels discovers a small nation, immediately faces discrimination for being a hybrid, a piglin hybrid to make it worse. He enters the big fighting tournament he wins his crown. He then takes down said corrupted government, cementing his anarchist ways.
-Like in my Ranboo post, Techno also found little Ranboo, taught him to fight, gave him a crown, and they went separate ways. Techno continuing his nomadic warrior wandering.
-His travels yield experience, both worldly and fighting, scars, and a ferocious reputation.
-Techno will curl up by the fire place and reads. Phil will often join him.
-Everyone in the AAC have a personalized AAC sigil. Techno’s has boar tusks jutting out from under it.
Think his eyes are a green-blue, like green in the center but the rest is blue
YOU. HOTLINE MIAMI FAN.