Sometimes I Forget I Can Just Make Text Posts,

Just touched this pastry in the toaster-oven and it burned my finger, why must life throw It's toughest hardships at me. 😢

Please enjoy this drawing of some random Restaurant's 11th anniversary Sticker!

Idk why but I just imagined these characters would in a poly relationship, LOOK at the one on the left's OG smug face and tell me that isn't pure pride at having two block-number partners lmao

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Y'all I just made it actually good quality, cool

hiii can i draw your oc

YESS absolutely!! 💖

NO FREAKING WAY WE ACTUALLY GOT HL2VRAI NEWS!!!

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favorite word?

Ooh cool question! I actually have a whole LIST of some words I like- that I update quite frequently, buttt I'll just list some honorable mentions here:

Indecisive, Postponed,

Prerequisite, Arbitrary

Resentment, Continuation

Whichever, Definitive

Rectangular, Subjective

Stagnant, Misattributed

Domain, Gaslighting

Infatuated, Balkan

Wording, Counterpoint

Undermines, Courtship

Sketchbook, Antibacterial

Protactinium, Slander

Fiasco, Unceremoniously

Scandalous, Compromised

Epilogue, Replenished

Anticipate, Disembodied

Franchise, Debilitating

Maritime, Seconded

Seltzer, Unsightly

Ricochet, Objectively

Fundraiser, Blossom

Successor, Adorkable

Most of these I have here cause I like how they're SAID, less about the actual meaning itself. Anyways yeah enjoy these words, but oh! If I had to pick a favorite I'd definitely choose "Wowzers."

You're not getting the context to this ehehehe..

If you asked Jerma what the Vampire national anthem is he would probably sing it outloud like: "Blehh bleh Bleh Blehh Blehhhhh Ble-" and then go on a 45-minute rant about how Vampires are weak and how he could kill one easily with just a Tootsie Roll while claiming "Guys, Vampires have been like- living in a castle for like- 200 Years! Their immune systems are not capable enough to withstand ANYTHING we make, guys they drink BLOOD!"

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