Filipino parents pressuring their children to work hard, be rich and finish school with high grades, be perfect, and successful, and then vote for a president with no degree:
Thieves stealing important objects from the main characters and then being forced somehow into a found family situation
Saving a character’s life by doing something like taking an arrow/bullet
By losing a bet with a stranger and then teaming up
Gambling with a shifty character and getting really mad at them, only for them to later end up saving the other character’s life
Meeting the other in an arranged marriage and actually liking them (or really, really hating them)
Or having a chaotic dynamic where they irritate each other but they’re equally chaotic, so they become the mischievous duo in the found family
By bickering over the last piece of food at a banquet
Getting hired as a servant or maid, or some other serving position
By accidentally almost killing a character, only for them to join the found family and literally never stop bringing up that first meeting
Mc would be so tired of their shit and be like, "you know what? Death doesn't sound too bad right now."
Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes
Jade: I'd like to note that, I accidentally added poison instead of some ingredient on the meal and forgot which plate
Floyd: THE FUCK?!
Azul: YOU WHAT?! ACCIDENTALLY-?!
Mc, sipping a drink: With the way this shits been going? I hope it's mine.
I would slap the shit of them with my tail then escape. I mean who would believe them if they told anybody right?
Waves, lapped gently at your waist, as you laid comfortably, on a partially submerged, rock, the air, cool, and crisp, against your skin. It felt so peaceful at this time of night, when the beach was free of people, and the moon’s ethereal light, was dancing across the shore.
You wished, it could always be like this.
Taking in a deep breath of the fresh sea breeze, you stretched your arms above your head, and arched your back for a moment, before slumping back down contentedly, a soft smile, pulling at your lips. Coaxed by the rhythmic waves, and emboldened by the blissful solitude, you felt a song start to bubble up, inside your chest.
Time slipped away, as you laid there, singing wistfully to the moon, and the stars, lost in your own little world. Sadly however, such a peaceful moment, couldn’t last forever, and the sound of a shaky gasp, quickly had you tensing, and falling silent.
Head snapping up, in fright, you froze as you realised that someone was standing at the waters edge, staring at you with wide eyes.
….Or rather….your tail.
Sobbing at 2am rn
“We haven’t even tried to talk this out yet”
le pain 🤌🏻🥖
Everyone is fearful but respectful of that quiet badass chosen one with unheard of talent, eventually defeating the dark lord. The hero doesn’t want to be a loner, however. He just doesn’t know how to speak Japanese.
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Aww. I love this
What about Plants vs Zombies! Yuu or My little pony! Yuu?
(it's time to unlock some child nostalgia)
Hello! I’ll be doing the PvZ one ‘cause I don’t think the magic of friendship can help Yuu here much.
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I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, PvZ!Yuu brainrot!
Yuu here is eccentric and a bit crazy. Yeah, they’re manifesting Crazy Dave’s energy and also wearing the iconic saucepan helmet.
That’s just what happens when they’ve been stuck in a zombie apocalypse with no human contact for who knows how long and only have their mutant plants to accompany them as well as fight hordes after hordes of zombies every day.
One day they suddenly appeared in Twisted Wonderland and Yuu just takes it all in stride. Why? ‘CAUSE THEY’RE CRAAAZY!!!!! Kind of, anyway...
So, after some things happen that ended with Crowley dragging both Yuu and a bound Grim to the Mirror Chamber, the ceremony proceed to continue.
The students witness this weird person wearing a saucepan on their head and holding an empty plant pot—wait, does that… does that pot have eyes…?
It’s… It’s blinking…
Anyway, the mirror says that Yuu doesn’t belong to any dormitory and the fire incident ensues.
Everything was in chaos and the next thing anyone knows, there’s this blue plant thing with eyes on the previously empty plant pot that starts shooting blue projectiles at the cat that seem to slow it down until the fire settled down.
Yuu picks up Grim and smiles goofily at him but there’s this look in their eyes that tells him they understand. Of the loneliness they feel, the fear of being alone, and the desire of wanting to be accepted.
They rub their cheek against Grim softly and says, “It’s okay, kitty. You’re not alone, anymore…”
“…I’m not a cat…”
So, major crisis averted, the ceremony ends and the students go to their respective dorms.
Fast forward a little later and Yuu and Grim gets Ramshackle as their home after learning that they were from another world.
Yuu takes one look at Ramshackle and they already have multiple plans of filling it up with plants.
Just imagine being Crowley visiting Yuu and Grim the next day to tell them they need to clean the Main Plaza for their janitorial duty only to see a bunch of what looks to be sunflowers with faces planted in a neat row not far away, swaying gently and glowing lightly before a miniature sun pops out of them which Yuu grabs nonchalantly.
Grim’s there too, helping with catching the sunlight.
“What… exactly is happening here?”
“We’re collecting sunlight.”
“O…kay… And why, may I ask?”
“In case the zombies come and try to eat my brains!”
Crowley obviously never gets a proper answer so he just tells the duo of their job for today and goes on his way, still wondering where those sunflowers with faces even came from.
So anyway, the chandelier falling event happens and the single braincell group gets sent to the mines to get a magic crystal.
The Dwarf Mine’s monster’s pretty durable and even after being crushed under the weight of Deuce’s summoned cauldrons, it could still move.
So Yuu did the most reasonable thing they could think of and planted a Doom-shroom next to the monster.
Grim becomes curious of it since he was briefly informed by Yuu of what the plants they have can do but he doesn’t exactly know their specific abilities.
“Henchuman! Is that a mushroom? Why is it sleeping? What does it do?”
“They’re sleeping because they’re nocturnal! As for what they can do, well…”
Grim just watches Yuu break out into a crazy smile before tapping the mushroom with what seems to be a coffee bean.
Yuu then proceeds to scoop up Grim and lock their arms around Deuce and Ace’s own before dragging them all away.
Grim, Ace, and Deuce sees the plant wake up and then just… explodes.
They watch in horrified fascination at the place the Doom-shroom used to be and the massive crater that decided to take its place.
“Heh… boom…” Was all Yuu said, chuckling lightly to themselves.
So anyway Grim, Ace, and Deuce banned Yuu from planting the shroom unless they really, really had a good reason to do so.
Speaking of Doom-shroom, Yuu may be slightly crazy but they’re not crazy enough to ever give or even let Jade learn of Doom-shroom’s existence.
Or Hypno-shroom, for that matter, because who knows how many people they’d force into a contract if they ever used it.
So anyway, Yuu and Grim become students of NRC and people get to know Yuu as that weird person who always carry around a usually empty plant pot that had eyes and seemed to be sentient.
They also sometimes speak in grumbles and gibberish which confuses others most often than not but they eventually realizes that Yuu’s a good person who likes to help others.
Anyway, every time Floyd sees Yuu, he tries to squeeze them.
If Yuu can’t escape in time from Floyd’s grasp, they always plant a Chomper in their pot which proceeds to bite Floyd’s head. That was all it does, though. It doesn’t hurt Floyd or anything. Floyd just finds the plant’s attempt at eating him funny which makes his hold on Yuu loose enough for them to escape.
Also, aside from Doom-shroom and Hypno-shroom, Yuu’s willing enough to show Jade the rest of the mushroom plants.
Jade’s favorite is the Scaredy-shroom. He just finds it cute whenever they try to hide from him.
Anyway, I imagine the pult plants’ ‘ammo’ can be eaten. Imagine Ruggie befriending a bunch of these and the plants just lets Ruggie take some of their ‘ammo’ to bring back with him. Infinite food strats, my friends. Ruggie’s gonna go places.
Also, there’s Marigold but the questions is, would Marigold produce Twisted Wonderland’s currency or the currency from Yuu’s world?
“I don’t want to destroy this place’s economy… I’m not that crazy.”, says Yuu.
Also, the overblot…
Imagine Yuu planting a Repeater on the pot and whoever overblotted mocks them because what can a piece of pea do to them?
Cue Repeater turning into a Gatling Pea.
Additionally, Cob Cannons. Hecc, even a simple Cherry Bomb can do the job and knock the overblot boys out in an instant. The Doom-shroom is still banned as usual, though.
Yuu literally has access to military-grade firepower, everyone should fear them. Well, assuming they have enough sunlight, that is, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for them.
Imagine Deuce and Ace entering Yuu’s Zen Garden and sees a heccing Doom-shroom there, completely awake.
After the initial panic, they soon find out from Grim that it can actually choose whether to detonate itself or not which makes them significantly relax since there wasn’t any danger of it blowing up anytime soon, right? Right?
Yuu planting Planterns all over Ramshackle to save on electricity bills.
Wait, does Ramshackle even have working electricity? Or does it use magic?
Yuu gave Epel a Cattail on a pot one time.
Epel was a bit offended because he thought Yuu was mocking him for being cute-looking.
Yuu: “You remind me of a Cattail. Cute-”
Epel: *offended noise*
Yuu: “-and also very deadly.
Epel: :0
Epel then finds out that Cattail can shoot sharp projectiles out of their tail that homes in on people or things they considered as an enemy. It instantly became his favorite plant.
Epel was very confused when the cat-looking plant started barking, though.
Yuu gives others plants if they know the others won’t use it for nefarious reasons. They’d know if they did and it would be extremely easy to take the plant away from them without the other’s knowledge.
When Yuu finds out about Silver’s tendency to sleep a lot, they were very curious if their Coffee Bean would work on him.
Lilia walking in on the sight of Yuu lightly tapping the Coffee Bean in their hand against sleeping Silver’s face. He has pictures.
Sadly, the Coffee Bean does not work.
Yuu asks Silver if they want to take a bite out of the Coffee Bean to see if it’d help him stay awake but Silver refused because he didn’t really have the heart to take a bite out of the bean, especially when it was looking at him with wide eyes and a smile on its little bean face.
Yuu and Grim talking one night and Yuu casually says,
“You know Grim. I like it very much in this place. It has humans in it and no zombies. The zombies in my world aren’t really friendly and they keep trying to eat my brain but I need my brain so I don’t let them.”
“…Your world has what now?”
So damn cheesy but this quote is seriously Malleus coded:
“I’ll never stop being greedy when it comes to her. She will always be the exception to any rule and the one person I’m willing to screw the world over for. Because if she’s not happy, I’ll ruin whatever stole her smile, myself included.”
The Fine Print by Lauren Asher
Absent: preoccupied
Agonized: as if in pain or tormented
Alluring: attractive, in the sense of arousing desire
Appealing: attractive, in the sense of encouraging goodwill and/or interest
Beatific: blissful
Black: angry or sad, or hostile
Bleak: hopeless
Blinking: surprise, or lack of concern
Blithe: carefree, lighthearted, or heedlessly indifferent
Brooding: anxious and gloomy
Bug eyed: frightened or surprised
Chagrined: humiliated or disappointed
Cheeky: cocky, insolent
Cheerless: sad
Choleric: hot-tempered, irate
Darkly: with depressed or malevolent feelings
Deadpan: expressionless, to conceal emotion or heighten humor
Despondent: depressed or discouraged
Doleful: sad or afflicted
Dour: stern or obstinate
Dreamy: distracted by daydreaming or fantasizing
Ecstatic: delighted or entranced
Faint: cowardly, weak, or barely perceptible
Fixed: concentrated or immobile
Gazing: staring intently
Glancing: staring briefly as if curious but evasive
Glazed: expressionless due to fatigue or confusion
Grim: fatalistic or pessimistic
Grave: serious, expressing emotion due to loss or sadness
Haunted: frightened, worried, or guilty
Hopeless: depressed by a lack of encouragement or optimism
Hostile: aggressively angry, intimidating, or resistant
Hunted: tense as if worried about pursuit
Jeering: insulting or mocking
Languid: lazy or weak
Leering: sexually suggestive
Mild: easygoing
Mischievous: annoyingly or maliciously playful
Pained: affected with discomfort or pain
Peering: with curiosity or suspicion
Peeved: annoyed
Pleading: seeking apology or assistance
Quizzical: questioning or confused
Radiant: bright, happy
Sanguine: bloodthirsty, confident
Sardonic: mocking
Sour: unpleasant
Sullen: resentful
Vacant: blank or stupid looking
Wan: pale, sickly
Wary: cautious or cunning
Wide eyed: frightened or surprised
Withering: devastating
Wrathful: indignant or vengeful
Wry: twisted or crooked to express cleverness or a dark or ironic feeling
The design is very "I'm a bully at my school and no one can stop me because I'm popular"
Although the other two guys look like idk. they look like bullies who will steal your lunch money lmao.
one nice thing in the screaming halloween show rerun is that they added live2d cutins for the magicam monster battles!! i like that the guys all coordinated their wallet chains.