Yuu: I Think I'm In Love With You.

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We cuddle monsters.

We take monsters on dates.

We make monsters dinner.

We woo monsters with tasteful gifts and poetry.

We Netflix and Chill with monsters.

We take long walks on the beach with monsters.

We are emotionally supportive towards monsters.

We have committed long term relationships with monsters.

We don’t just fuck monsters, sometimes we make monster love.

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imagine sagau but ur sibling is the divine creator or whatever

IMAGINE you lose ur sibling one day and ur like wtf??!!??! like they r just missing and you go full detective mode like string on corkboard pulling ur hair nd shit and as a last resort you go onto ur siblings genshin account, then white, then darkness.

When you wake up, you’re just. In the game?? Like you’ve heard of it and even played it a bit yourself but like- what the hell??  Anyways because you look like your sibling because you are siblings people r like ‘nah…. an imposter when their majesty has already graced us with their presence??’ and like take you to them so they may punish you as however they see fit but when you get their ur just like “BRO…. IS THIS WHERE YOU’VE BEEN ALL THIS FUCKING TIME?? I WAS LIKE SHERLOCK ND SHIT AND PULLING OUT MY HAIR AND YOUVE BEEN LIVING LAVISHLY??? WTF KYS” and ur sibling is like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???” and its just a back and forth like “mom misses u come home i dont wanna keep doing the dishes pls :(” “kay why ess” “nah- you guys ur divine creator pissed OUR bed when they were fucking 10 can you believe that-” “shut up”

i think thatd be funny BONUS POINTS IF READER IS ALSO LIKE A DIVINE BEING like someone tries to murder reader for talking back to the creator but you’re barely grazed and like “dam… bro why is my blood gold–”

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!

EXACTLY

Ok

Ik in the ghost bride event eliza was supposed to be the bad guy-

But-

I mean look at her she looks so cute and adorable

I would gladly kidnap idia back then go back to marry her-

I MEAN LOOK AT HER UR TELLING ME TO NOT REPLACE IDIA AND BE HER WIFE???

— 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓

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Headcanons || Smut

𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑[𝐒] — Thomas Hewitt x reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒/𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 — 18+/smut! || gn&afab!reader || multiple mentions of Hoyt/Charlie and Monty || idk, used cunt a bunch and pussy once maybe.

I’M SO SORRY, I WENT OVERBOARD 💔. This was just supposed to be a quick break from a bigger project, but I have no self-control. I tried to proofread and edit this as much as I could - but just gave up at a certain point, so please excuse any grammatical errors. I’m not that used to writing smut - so I’m really sorry if this is shit. Let me know if the smaller font is hard to read, other than that - enjoy, and know that feedback is adored 🍄.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

❥┆ Even if he’s struggling to keep his eyes open after, he’ll use the last working synapses in his brain to make sure you’re okay and do whatever he needs to make you feel better. Foot rubs? Back massages? Head rubs? All in his criteria. He’s kissing any marks and bruises he may have left behind with the most apologetic look in his eyes.

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This idea came to me when I woke up first thing this morning.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

BURNING DESIRE ! KALIM AL-ASIM

maybe it's just the heat of summer getting to you, but you just can't seem to see you and kalim as only friends anymore.

( explicit content, friends to lovers, slight insecure! reader, implied outdoor sex, f!reader. )

my entry for @ickyism's tropical kiss collab! i hope it's okay! 💕

with kalim as your best friend, every day felt like summer vacation — always basking in luxury and spending every day having endless amounts of fun together (though the intense endless heat in scarabia also helped). you never got tired of spending time with him, you couldn't when he always kept you busy with new activities. throughout your entire friendship, there was never a boring moment shared between the two of you, only laughter and smiles were in your memories. and that should've kept you happy, right?

but it didn't — it couldn't. not when you yearned for having something so much more than a simple friendship with kalim, though it was deeper than those he had with the others that surrounded and swore to be friends with him, it never felt like enough to you. even when he'd always tell you that you were his closest friend, his best friend even. it always sank your heart, though it shouldn't have. his words of only being friends kept your feelings hidden, afraid to ruin this bond you'd built with him.

you knew you weren't the only one who has their eye on kalim, though — everyday girls were trying to seduce him, professing their love for him. but every time he'd kindly shoot them down, saying he only saw them all as friends. and what chance did that give you? if he didn't love any of the girls who were definitely prettier than you, how could he ever return the feelings you had for him? and every day they'd tell him how strong their love for him was, it stopped his heart every time. you realized how easily one of them could really be the one he wanted, and your chance with him would easily be gone just like that.

but kalim liked you — he truly did. his heart always raced whenever you were around him, and his face would always grow hot as you locked hands with him. yet, it embarrassed him to think about asking you out — one of his dearest friends, it should stay that way, right? and though he always tried to stay hopeful about every situation, his chest became tight and his throat dry whenever he'd think finally about asking you out. tears threatening to fall the further he delved into what he thought would happen, rejection or worse, your friendship ending once you did so. and he wasn't so hopeful he'd be able to deal with that.

but it'd truly broken your heart when a girl had kissed him — you didn't have the whole story, but when you'd seen a girl grab his cardigan and press her lips against his, you felt as if everything in the world had stopped. his eyes were wide as they made contact with yours, it looked bad, at the very least he knew that — how would he even begin to explain this? especially when he saw tears sprout in your eyes, it felt hopeless to him. his stutters for you to wait as you ran from the scene didn't reach your ears, but he was sure to as he chased after you. he couldn't let the girl of his dreams just run out of his life now, could he?

yet once he caught up, it was a bit hard to find the words to explain to you, his chest ached as he looked at your already red eyes and running nose, sniffling with every word he spoke. but you stopped the second he swore you were the only one he loved — the only one he even remotely liked romantically, you were the only one for him. breath caught in your throat as you stared at him with enlarged eyes, mouth slightly gaped as your brain attempted to process his confession. he liked you? as in like liked? you weren't sure if you were hearing him quite right — was the heat of the sun really getting to you now out of all times?

you couldn't stop the way you leaned forward, pressing your lips against his and attempting to rid them of the taste of the former girl, and kalim had no complaints. letting the kiss deepen as he relished in the feeling of your lips against his own, they were exactly the way he'd imagined them — soft, and they tasted like cherries. he didn't want to pull away, even if it meant suffocating. and he couldn't stop his hands from trailing down, letting them find themselves pulling your shirt up and over your head, both of you gasping as you separated — but only for a moment.

kalim took in the sight of you standing in front of him, chest covered only by your arms and your skirt off as you'd let it drop — your panties already showing a wet spot, it made him more eager than before. you looked gorgeous, and even though you looked embarrassed, you should've been anything but that. he let his own clothes fall, pushing you back as he did so — the grass tickled your bare skin, but the feeling was pushed out of your mind when kalim conjoined your lips once again, letting him remove your hands from your breasts as his own started to toy with them. you could feel his lips smile as you let out soft moans into his mouth, and you could also feel the way his cock pressed against your clothed cunt, slowly grinding against you to get more of a reaction.

it wasn't long before he has you gasping, pulling away from your lips and slipping your panties down as he slipped his cock out of his underwear — you were absolutely perfect, chest raising up and going back down as you panted, the smile never leaving your lips as you gave him the go-ahead, hands finding their way to his shoulders and holding on tightly as he pushed his way inside of you — and it was worth every day he'd spent waiting for this moment, imagining the way it felt was nothing compared to the real thing squeezing and practically sucking him in. it was heavenly, though your nails dug into his skin, he couldn't concentrate on anything but fucking you mindless, the only thing filling his mind was your moans for him.

it only made him want more, desperate to get any sound out of you. he didn't pay attention to how rough or fast he was being, he could feel your tightening around him, only bringing him closer and closer to his release — and it felt amazing, if he could, he'd wake up to this every day, you were like an angel sent down specifically for him. and once you'd cum, it only took a few seconds before he joined you, collapsing on top of you as you both tried to catch your breath.

"i really do love you" were the only words he could get out, holding you close, and you only laid there letting him. though the summer sun felt as if it could burn your skin with it's heat, and anybody could walk upon the situation, you didn't care, kalim was worth every bit of trouble you'd find yourself in.

Aww. I love this

What about Plants vs Zombies! Yuu or My little pony! Yuu?

(it's time to unlock some child nostalgia)

Hello! I’ll be doing the PvZ one ‘cause I don’t think the magic of friendship can help Yuu here much.

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I'm just here to mix-and-match different kinds of Yuus with different kinds of personalities to see what monstrosity I can make. That being said,,, PvZ!Yuu brainrot!

Yuu here is eccentric and a bit crazy. Yeah, they’re manifesting Crazy Dave’s energy and also wearing the iconic saucepan helmet.

That’s just what happens when they’ve been stuck in a zombie apocalypse with no human contact for who knows how long and only have their mutant plants to accompany them as well as fight hordes after hordes of zombies every day.

One day they suddenly appeared in Twisted Wonderland and Yuu just takes it all in stride. Why? ‘CAUSE THEY’RE CRAAAZY!!!!! Kind of, anyway...

So, after some things happen that ended with Crowley dragging both Yuu and a bound Grim to the Mirror Chamber, the ceremony proceed to continue.

The students witness this weird person wearing a saucepan on their head and holding an empty plant pot—wait, does that… does that pot have eyes…?

It’s… It’s blinking…

Anyway, the mirror says that Yuu doesn’t belong to any dormitory and the fire incident ensues.

Everything was in chaos and the next thing anyone knows, there’s this blue plant thing with eyes on the previously empty plant pot that starts shooting blue projectiles at the cat that seem to slow it down until the fire settled down.

Yuu picks up Grim and smiles goofily at him but there’s this look in their eyes that tells him they understand. Of the loneliness they feel, the fear of being alone, and the desire of wanting to be accepted.

They rub their cheek against Grim softly and says, “It’s okay, kitty. You’re not alone, anymore…”

“…I’m not a cat…”

So, major crisis averted, the ceremony ends and the students go to their respective dorms.

Fast forward a little later and Yuu and Grim gets Ramshackle as their home after learning that they were from another world.

Yuu takes one look at Ramshackle and they already have multiple plans of filling it up with plants.

Just imagine being Crowley visiting Yuu and Grim the next day to tell them they need to clean the Main Plaza for their janitorial duty only to see a bunch of what looks to be sunflowers with faces planted in a neat row not far away, swaying gently and glowing lightly before a miniature sun pops out of them which Yuu grabs nonchalantly.

Grim’s there too, helping with catching the sunlight.

“What… exactly is happening here?”

“We’re collecting sunlight.”

“O…kay… And why, may I ask?”

“In case the zombies come and try to eat my brains!”

Crowley obviously never gets a proper answer so he just tells the duo of their job for today and goes on his way, still wondering where those sunflowers with faces even came from.

So anyway, the chandelier falling event happens and the single braincell group gets sent to the mines to get a magic crystal.

The Dwarf Mine’s monster’s pretty durable and even after being crushed under the weight of Deuce’s summoned cauldrons, it could still move.

So Yuu did the most reasonable thing they could think of and planted a Doom-shroom next to the monster.

Grim becomes curious of it since he was briefly informed by Yuu of what the plants they have can do but he doesn’t exactly know their specific abilities.

“Henchuman! Is that a mushroom? Why is it sleeping? What does it do?”

“They’re sleeping because they’re nocturnal! As for what they can do, well…”

Grim just watches Yuu break out into a crazy smile before tapping the mushroom with what seems to be a coffee bean.

Yuu then proceeds to scoop up Grim and lock their arms around Deuce and Ace’s own before dragging them all away.

Grim, Ace, and Deuce sees the plant wake up and then just… explodes.

They watch in horrified fascination at the place the Doom-shroom used to be and the massive crater that decided to take its place.

“Heh… boom…” Was all Yuu said, chuckling lightly to themselves.

So anyway Grim, Ace, and Deuce banned Yuu from planting the shroom unless they really, really had a good reason to do so.

Speaking of Doom-shroom, Yuu may be slightly crazy but they’re not crazy enough to ever give or even let Jade learn of Doom-shroom’s existence.

Or Hypno-shroom, for that matter, because who knows how many people they’d force into a contract if they ever used it.

So anyway, Yuu and Grim become students of NRC and people get to know Yuu as that weird person who always carry around a usually empty plant pot that had eyes and seemed to be sentient.

They also sometimes speak in grumbles and gibberish which confuses others most often than not but they eventually realizes that Yuu’s a good person who likes to help others.

Anyway, every time Floyd sees Yuu, he tries to squeeze them.

If Yuu can’t escape in time from Floyd’s grasp, they always plant a Chomper in their pot which proceeds to bite Floyd’s head. That was all it does, though. It doesn’t hurt Floyd or anything. Floyd just finds the plant’s attempt at eating him funny which makes his hold on Yuu loose enough for them to escape.

Also, aside from Doom-shroom and Hypno-shroom, Yuu’s willing enough to show Jade the rest of the mushroom plants.

Jade’s favorite is the Scaredy-shroom. He just finds it cute whenever they try to hide from him.

Anyway, I imagine the pult plants’ ‘ammo’ can be eaten. Imagine Ruggie befriending a bunch of these and the plants just lets Ruggie take some of their ‘ammo’ to bring back with him. Infinite food strats, my friends. Ruggie’s gonna go places.

Also, there’s Marigold but the questions is, would Marigold produce Twisted Wonderland’s currency or the currency from Yuu’s world?

“I don’t want to destroy this place’s economy… I’m not that crazy.”, says Yuu.

Also, the overblot…

Imagine Yuu planting a Repeater on the pot and whoever overblotted mocks them because what can a piece of pea do to them?

Cue Repeater turning into a Gatling Pea.

Additionally, Cob Cannons. Hecc, even a simple Cherry Bomb can do the job and knock the overblot boys out in an instant. The Doom-shroom is still banned as usual, though.

Yuu literally has access to military-grade firepower, everyone should fear them. Well, assuming they have enough sunlight, that is, but that doesn’t seem to be a problem for them.

Imagine Deuce and Ace entering Yuu’s Zen Garden and sees a heccing Doom-shroom there, completely awake.

After the initial panic, they soon find out from Grim that it can actually choose whether to detonate itself or not which makes them significantly relax since there wasn’t any danger of it blowing up anytime soon, right? Right?

Yuu planting Planterns all over Ramshackle to save on electricity bills.

Wait, does Ramshackle even have working electricity? Or does it use magic?

Yuu gave Epel a Cattail on a pot one time.

Epel was a bit offended because he thought Yuu was mocking him for being cute-looking.

Yuu: “You remind me of a Cattail. Cute-”

Epel: *offended noise*

Yuu: “-and also very deadly.

Epel: :0

Epel then finds out that Cattail can shoot sharp projectiles out of their tail that homes in on people or things they considered as an enemy. It instantly became his favorite plant.

Epel was very confused when the cat-looking plant started barking, though.

Yuu gives others plants if they know the others won’t use it for nefarious reasons. They’d know if they did and it would be extremely easy to take the plant away from them without the other’s knowledge.

When Yuu finds out about Silver’s tendency to sleep a lot, they were very curious if their Coffee Bean would work on him.

Lilia walking in on the sight of Yuu lightly tapping the Coffee Bean in their hand against sleeping Silver’s face. He has pictures.

Sadly, the Coffee Bean does not work.

Yuu asks Silver if they want to take a bite out of the Coffee Bean to see if it’d help him stay awake but Silver refused because he didn’t really have the heart to take a bite out of the bean, especially when it was looking at him with wide eyes and a smile on its little bean face.

Yuu and Grim talking one night and Yuu casually says,

“You know Grim. I like it very much in this place. It has humans in it and no zombies. The zombies in my world aren’t really friendly and they keep trying to eat my brain but I need my brain so I don’t let them.”

“…Your world has what now?”