Items & Terms Glossary

Now why would you say that 😕

Malleus: I just figured out child of man is planning a surprise party for me.

Malleus: What should I do, Lilia?

Lilia: Surprise them back!

Lilia: Don't show up.

Pieces of Advice for Living

Happiness is where you are now, or nowhere at all

Renounce useless guilt

Fall in love with inner beauty

Create your own space

Be brave enough to be bad at something new

When things change inside you, things change arround you

Spend time with people who matter most

Asking for help does not make you weak

Change is uncomfortable but necessary

Read more classic literature

Read about history from different sources 

Buy less clothes and make sure they are made organically and ethically or buy second hand

Learn to say No

Deflecting someone who compliments you isn’t modest it’s insulting

Your boundaries will scare some people away, it’s fine! let them go

Compliment yourself

Your mental and physical health are always your priority

Take a bath and notice how great your body is

Be mindful of the things you put into your body emotionally, spiritually and physically

Your diet is not only what you eat, it’s what you watch, what you listen to, what you read and with who you spend your time with

Don’t let the internet rush you

Start believing that nothing is too good for you  

Get enough sleep

Buy vegan options in anything that’s possible

Keep it private until you know it’s permanent

Enjoy experience more than materials 

Stay in your healing

Your scars are symbols of your strength 

Eliza haha hey.... 💍 marry me

What if Mc is a female during the wedding event and attempt to propose to the ghost bride:

Female mc: Your highness, I understand that I am a girl and you’ve found your perfect prince, but I can assured that I am way better than these… Fine gentlemen. *Proceeds to list how she is better than any men in school*

Eliza: ...

Eliza: I think I like girls now

Female mc, who didn't think it would work: Eh?

Twst boys: H U H

HELP 😭

I'M SOBBINGGGG AND WAILING AND SCREAMING AND LITERALLY JUST LEVITATING 😭😭 MALLEUS LEARNING TAGALOG JUST FOR HIS BAE IS RAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

🐉 surprises you one day by attempting to converse with you fully in your mother tongue. No, not the common language that you seemed to have just automatically learned when you were whisked to Twisted Wonderland, but the language from your original world. Some of his pronunciations are hilariously awkward and he uses slangs here and there that doesn't fit with his usually formal appearance, but he's trying. God, he's trying.

And you don't know why but you feel like crying. This guy, socially inept as he is, is trying to make you feel like you're at home in a place so unlike home.

When you ask how in the world he knew about your language, he confesses that he's been keeping note of words and phrases you absentmindedly use in conversations, along with what he assumes are their meaning. He apologizes for taking too long to be confident enough to speak to you like this, but he was afraid that he'd sound like he's disrespecting your home if he didn't practice enough by himself.

"I know I sound like a fool. Your language is rather difficult on my tongue."

"It's fine... It's... It's more than fine. You didn't have to... You didn't... You didn't have to..." You can't find the words to say to him. You can't properly express your emotions.

"I do not wish to settle for fine... I want to know everything about you. Everything. So,"

"Maaari mo ba akong turuan?" [Won't you teach me?]

HOLY SHIT

May I please request child creator reader who starts to miss their family?

"Are you sure that you want to continue? We can just-"

"My liege...I can assure you that...it's not that bad."

Chongyun looked at his friend with a small glim of doubt. They had been in the wild for hours now, and he knew that Xingqiu was exhausted after so much movement, yet he still persisted in running around in search of new enemies and treats for the innocents, as he likes to say.  He sighed. There was nothing in the world that could stop that bookworm except a book itself.

"Uh?"

Or maybe not.

"Chongyun...look there."

The young man raised his finger , pointing at a small figure not far from them. An abundance of color on their vest, a messy Y/H hair and a small group of slime jumping around them.

"That child looks like...OH..."

"...Should we check on them? ...In case they're planning one of their pranks?"

" It's a good idea...after all, we should lead the creator to a path of justice and benevolence!"

Big words from someone that he never to give him food, thought Chongyun by himself, but maybe his friend was right. In any case, the creator was still a child! Who knows what kind of danger waited for them in that area!

When they reached the small one, the vision was out of place. From the moment that the child was recognized as the wessel of the creator, no one ever recalled seeing them in fear, displeasure, or in any other way but happy. That was one of the things that everyone loved about that child, leaving aside all of the pranks that they had been causing from time to time. And yet, there they were, sitting on an old stone, eyes glued to the small pound in front of them, a small group of ducks playing in the water without a care in the world. It felt strange.

When the two boys reached them, their first idea was that maybe they got lost in that large area, or maybe they had been waiting for someone. Still, they preferred to check on them just in case nothing bad was happening. Hearing their footsteps, the small child raised their eyes, finally getting out of their thoughts, realizing that maybe they weren't so alone.

"Xingqiu... Chongyun..."

"Your grace, why are you alone in a place such as this? Something happen? "

The small child lowered their eyes after the question of Xingqiu. Something troubled them for sure, and the two young ones weren't ready for that kind of answer.

"I've been here for so long...mommy and daddy, big brother and big sister, they're not here...and they've never called..."

Their eyes were glittering from the water that was starting to form in them.

"Did they...did they abandon me because I'd done something wrong?"

The two boys were very much confused by that question. Why was the creator talking about their parents and their siblings? 

From what they remembered, from books or lessons from the eldest, the creator started to exist from the nothingless, bringing order from the chaos! Not... created by someone! And yet there they were, listening to something that no one had ever heard of before! But what really started to startle them was a series of sniffs and hiccups coming from that small frame.

"Am I ever going to see them again?"

Their hiccups became stronger, their lips trembled. And so, without thinking of anything, Chongyun launched himself at them, holding their small shoulders, ignoring every kind of etiquette that he could know.

"NO! No, no, it's not like this! They haven't abandoned you! They're..."

"...They're just...really far away! They don't know how to reach you! That is the truth, for sure!"

In their heads, what they had been doing was really wrong. They were lying to you. They didn't know if some kind of family member of their creator was searching for them, they didn't even know if they really had one! However, as their hiccups became shorter, that child seemed to be trying to listen to them, looking with watery eyes. The boys felt relieved.

"R-really? Do you think so?"

Chongyun smiled at you, shaking his head.

"Yeah! I'm sure of it!"

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A door made of light opened. Two figures appeared from that. They had golden hair and golden eyes, and they were looking at their surroundings, checking that where they ended up was the right place.

"Yes, this is. Teyvat."

The brother spoke, posing his hand on the hilt of his sword.

"Are you ready, Lumine?"

"Yes..."

The eyes of the sister were looking at the horizon. The sunset appeared in front of them.

"Let's find our sibling..."

[ID: A digital halfbody art piece of Aphrodite from the Hades game. She is a fat brown woman with curly pink hair that goes past her waist. There are stretch marks on her belly and butt. She has green and gold bracelets, rings, and hair ornaments. Otherwise, she is not wearing other clothing. On the top left is the sprite of Aphrodite from the game. End ID.]

ms aphrodite goddess of love reimagining

Fun Ways to Meet Characters

Thieves stealing important objects from the main characters and then being forced somehow into a found family situation

Saving a character’s life by doing something like taking an arrow/bullet

By losing a bet with a stranger and then teaming up

Gambling with a shifty character and getting really mad at them, only for them to later end up saving the other character’s life

Meeting the other in an arranged marriage and actually liking them (or really, really hating them)

Or having a chaotic dynamic where they irritate each other but they’re equally chaotic, so they become the mischievous duo in the found family

By bickering over the last piece of food at a banquet

Getting hired as a servant or maid, or some other serving position

By accidentally almost killing a character, only for them to join the found family and literally never stop bringing up that first meeting

Crowley voice: Why is it in a cage?