*LAUGHS IN "JUST GOT BACK FROM READING A POLTERGEIST SMUT*
Riddle being an elsa kinnie
I- I think I’m being called out
IMAGINE you lose ur sibling one day and ur like wtf??!!??! like they r just missing and you go full detective mode like string on corkboard pulling ur hair nd shit and as a last resort you go onto ur siblings genshin account, then white, then darkness.
When you wake up, you’re just. In the game?? Like you’ve heard of it and even played it a bit yourself but like- what the hell?? Anyways because you look like your sibling because you are siblings people r like ‘nah…. an imposter when their majesty has already graced us with their presence??’ and like take you to them so they may punish you as however they see fit but when you get their ur just like “BRO…. IS THIS WHERE YOU’VE BEEN ALL THIS FUCKING TIME?? I WAS LIKE SHERLOCK ND SHIT AND PULLING OUT MY HAIR AND YOUVE BEEN LIVING LAVISHLY??? WTF KYS” and ur sibling is like “WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE???” and its just a back and forth like “mom misses u come home i dont wanna keep doing the dishes pls :(” “kay why ess” “nah- you guys ur divine creator pissed OUR bed when they were fucking 10 can you believe that-” “shut up”
i think thatd be funny BONUS POINTS IF READER IS ALSO LIKE A DIVINE BEING like someone tries to murder reader for talking back to the creator but you’re barely grazed and like “dam… bro why is my blood gold–”
Missing your lessons on Duolingo is actually a ploy to draw the Duolingo bird out so you can kidnap it and make it use its own app against itself. The Duolingo bird is now the learner, and you are now the Bird.
I have questions.
Holding hands.
Resting their heads over my shoulder.
Lying on their lap or chest.
Kisses on the forehead.
Playing with my hair.
When they give me that look of admiration.
Them making me laugh.
Giving compliments.
Putting their arms around me.
Making me feel heard and seen without even trying.
Random hugs when words aren’t needed.
When they remember the things I am passionate about.
Buying me food.
Them checking on me constantly.
When they respect my boundaries.
When they talk to me about things that reminds them of me.
When they speak their truth.
When they say they love me.
When they lift me up, support me and make me feel valuable and capable when I least believe in it.
This is very cursed
Hair-swapped TWST Part 10
I had to do this in case y'all were getting comfortable with hot Leona and Malleus.
To whoever requested this, may god have mercy on your soul and I hope it is swallowed by hellfire/hj
I apologize to Rook Hunt. I am so sorry I did this to you 😔 I have defiled your beautiful visage, and I am not worthy of your indiscriminate love. Please forgive this sinner 🙏
Sobbing
this is kisaki (dead)ass
Part IV
tightness around their eyes
pinched mouth
sour expression on their face
crossed arms
snorting angrily
turning their eyes upward
shaking their head
fast breathing
chest heaving
trembling of their hands
weak knees, giving in
tears flowing down their face uncontrollably
laughing while crying
not being able to stand still
tension leaving their body
shoulders dropping
standing still
opening mouth
slack jaw
not being able to speak correctly
slowed down breathing
wide eyes open
softening their gaze
staring unabashingly
vacant stare
looking down
turning their head away
cannot look at another person
putting their head into their hands
shaking their head
blushing
looking down
nervous smile
sharp intake of breath
quickening of breath
blinking rapidly
breaking eye contact
trying to busy their hands
playing with their hair
fidgeting with their fingers
opening mouth without speaking
Part I + Part II + Part III
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greek mythology | cursed images
Ain't no way Cater is straight 😭
been thinking about. him
Six people locked in a room are each armed with one of the six weapons from Clue; a revolver, a dagger, a knife, a candle stick, a wrench, a led pipe, and a rope.
The groom uses the bride's veil to suffocate her.
Astronauts fight in outer space; oxygen tanks are broken, crew members are strangled with cables, windows get shattered, specimens are on the loose, and one person starts a fire in the engine room.
Someone uses an object that usually isn't generally considered effective for fighting; they succeed nevertheless.
Two army leaders command their troops in a real-life game of chess; kings, queens, rooks, knights, bishops, pawns and all.
The hero accidentally kills an innocent bystander; they have to deal with the trauma afterwards.
The protagonist kills someone with a single punch to the gut.
Character A and Character B are handcuffed together and each armed with a razor-sharp knife.
Instead of using paintball guns, a group of teenagers are unknowingly armed with actual rifles and real bullets.
The battle takes place in a padded cell at a psychiatric hospital: no weapons, cushions lining the walls and only their bare hands to complete the kill.