BYE-

So damn cheesy but this quote is seriously Malleus coded:

“I’ll never stop being greedy when it comes to her. She will always be the exception to any rule and the one person I’m willing to screw the world over for. Because if she’s not happy, I’ll ruin whatever stole her smile, myself included.”

The Fine Print by Lauren Asher

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Im all fosho

The 5 love languages of monster fucker:

Understanding someone so different from yourself

Loving the unlovable

Big

Being turned on and afraid

Freaky inhuman sex

10 (UNIQUE) FIGHT SCENE PROMPTS FOR CREATIVE WRITERS:

Six people locked in a room are each armed with one of the six weapons from Clue; a revolver, a dagger, a knife, a candle stick, a wrench, a led pipe, and a rope.

The groom uses the bride's veil to suffocate her.

Astronauts fight in outer space; oxygen tanks are broken, crew members are strangled with cables, windows get shattered, specimens are on the loose, and one person starts a fire in the engine room.

Someone uses an object that usually isn't generally considered effective for fighting; they succeed nevertheless.

Two army leaders command their troops in a real-life game of chess; kings, queens, rooks, knights, bishops, pawns and all.

The hero accidentally kills an innocent bystander; they have to deal with the trauma afterwards.

The protagonist kills someone with a single punch to the gut.

Character A and Character B are handcuffed together and each armed with a razor-sharp knife.

Instead of using paintball guns, a group of teenagers are unknowingly armed with actual rifles and real bullets.

The battle takes place in a padded cell at a psychiatric hospital: no weapons, cushions lining the walls and only their bare hands to complete the kill.

don't be shy. Join them

C'mon Malleus, join them 🤨

(My favorite OB form will always be Riddle and Vil since they look like Queens and I love it hfnfnnfnfbf)

Various cats around the world ❤

TITS, ASS, THIGHS, or FACE

(Note; tits can also refer to pecs, aight? Cool. I’m doing this out of boredom because my brain won’t let me write properly. So just, have this trash-)

Slashers

Michael Myers(OG): Thighs

Michael Myers(RZ): Thighs & Ass

Jason Voorhees: Face

Bubba Sawyer: Ass

Thomas Hewitt: Boobs & Face

Brahms Heelshire: Boobs

Bo Sinclair: Tits & Ass

Vincent Sinclair: Tits & Face

Lester Sinclair: Tits & Thighs

Billy Lenz: Yes.

Pyramid Head: Face

Dead By Daylight

Danny Johnson: Face & Tits

Evan MacMillan: Ass

Max Thompson Jr.: Thighs

Philip Ojomo: Face

Anna: Thighs

Frank Moorison: Tits

Joey: Tits & Thighs

Julie: Ass

Caleb Quinn: Tits

Kazan Yamaoka: Face & Ass

Herman Carter: Face

Amanda Young: Ass & Tits

Carmina Mora: None of the above.

Our Life; Beginnings & Always

Cove Holden: Out of the four, face & thighs

Derek Suarez: Ass & Face (this is canon)

Baxter Ward: Ass

EXACTLY

Ok

Ik in the ghost bride event eliza was supposed to be the bad guy-

But-

I mean look at her she looks so cute and adorable

I would gladly kidnap idia back then go back to marry her-

I MEAN LOOK AT HER UR TELLING ME TO NOT REPLACE IDIA AND BE HER WIFE???

Missing your lessons on Duolingo is actually a ploy to draw the Duolingo bird out so you can kidnap it and make it use its own app against itself. The Duolingo bird is now the learner, and you are now the Bird.

I have questions.