Two Cannibals Sat Around A Campfire

That's so mean but like, okay 😭

You’re a siren who is trying to lure a shipful of sailors to their death. “Please”, one of the sailors beg as he swims onto your island, almost too willingly. “Stop. You’re so bad at singing.”

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“Just b/c you’re mythical doesn’t mean you don’t have to work. Werewolf? DEA. Mermaid? Seaborn search & rescue. Demon? Hostage Negotiation. Druids? Forestry. Your talents are saught after, not feared. You CAN get a job.“

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Yuji Itadori x Jennifer Lawrence

This reminded me of the time when my ex-crush was cold and I lent him my jacket QJZBWHSVWJAHQIA HE LOOKS SO PRETTY WEARING IT THAT TIME.

you borrow another boy’s jacket

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kalim al asim

your boyfriend had a long streak of being the ‘resident ditz’ and while he never intends to hurt anyone, or step on some toes, the lack of a filter made it hard at times. specially now as he eyes at the jacket a classmate lent you came off… differently.

“i prefer you wear mine instead,” he hummed to himself, as he circled you; only to stop and study its material. he didn’t mean to offend yet when he considered referring his family tailor to the academy, you winced. technically, he didn’t say it outright but he did indirectly dub it subpar.

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On this blog, we don’t just fuck monsters…

We cuddle monsters.

We take monsters on dates.

We make monsters dinner.

We woo monsters with tasteful gifts and poetry.

We Netflix and Chill with monsters.

We take long walks on the beach with monsters.

We are emotionally supportive towards monsters.

We have committed long term relationships with monsters.

We don’t just fuck monsters, sometimes we make monster love.

Simp? Stan?? Fangirl??? You fools, I am his WIFE

GOJO would honestly leave in the middle of a fight with a curse if he receives an “I miss you” text from you, just saying!

He’s getting ready to activate his domain expansion to kill a special grade curse when his phone dings, and when he checks it — already knowing that you’re the one messaging him because he has everyone else on do not disturb — he sees your message.

He instantly stops activating his domain, puts his blindfold back on, and says, “I gotta go, we can pick this back up later,” and leaves right in the middle of battle.

And when he gets yelled at by the elders for not immediately killing the special grade curse, he just looks at them and goes, “I’m sorry, but have you seen my girlfriend? And how gorgeous she is? If she wants me to come over, you better believe that I’ll drop anything and everything to go see her.”