My Niece Is Hating On Rock Lee A Little Too Hard Right Now , Should I Beat Her Up??

I feel like the reason he closes his eyes is because he's seen too much LMAOAOAO

The one, the only, Satou at different stages of his life.

— 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖 𝐀𝐋𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐓

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Headcanons || Smut

𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐄𝐑[𝐒] — Thomas Hewitt x reader

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒/𝐓𝐀𝐆𝐒 — 18+/smut! || gn&afab!reader || multiple mentions of Hoyt/Charlie and Monty || idk, used cunt a bunch and pussy once maybe.

I’M SO SORRY, I WENT OVERBOARD 💔. This was just supposed to be a quick break from a bigger project, but I have no self-control. I tried to proofread and edit this as much as I could - but just gave up at a certain point, so please excuse any grammatical errors. I’m not that used to writing smut - so I’m really sorry if this is shit. Let me know if the smaller font is hard to read, other than that - enjoy, and know that feedback is adored 🍄.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

❥┆ Even if he’s struggling to keep his eyes open after, he’ll use the last working synapses in his brain to make sure you’re okay and do whatever he needs to make you feel better. Foot rubs? Back massages? Head rubs? All in his criteria. He’s kissing any marks and bruises he may have left behind with the most apologetic look in his eyes.

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SOBBING 😭😭 THIS SHI TOO FUNNY

based off the andrew garfield clip

"What do you mean repent for my sins?" You look at them as if they're all crazy, feeling like a celebrity being chased by paparazzi.. except they're out for your blood.

"Impersonating the Almighty Creator is a crime," a fellow from Mondstadt calls out.

"Well isn't murder a crime as well?"

"Well..."

"If you don't get yo bitch ahh," and just like that the tables are turned. You started chasing them. Why're they so afraid of you now? Perhaps the fact you look too similar to the All Creator that intimidated them.

Either way, you have the upper hand now. You taunt them as you scare them off. In fact why don't you start barking while you're at it? It'll give them a scare.

girl wtf

Twisted wonderland Incorrect Quotes

Most, if not every, twisted wonderland character: A literal walking red flag

Yuu/MC/Y/N/us basically: Red is a fine ass color~

I'm sobbing this memes are everything 💀

greek mythology | cursed images

It wrinkles my brain that Jupiter’s moon Europa has oceans that are sixty miles deep, while Earth’s oceans only reach seven miles deep at most. I’m willing to bet good money that there’s life in Europa’s oceans. Like five bucks. You hear me, NASA? I bet you five bucks that there’s life on Europa… Now that there’s money and reputation on the line, I bet they send a mission there real quick.

What you can say instead of the word Sad

Unhappy

Bitter

Heartbroken

Sorrowful

Cheerless

Disconsulate

Bereaved

Low-spirited

In grief

Sick at heart

Downcast

Dejected

Troubled

Lugubrious

Morbid

In the dumps

Blue

Heartsick

Gloomy

Heavyhearted

Hurting

I NEED IT NOW

If I don't see someone write the reader being fucked in somebody's overblot form in the next 10 minutes I'm gonna lose it

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Really love how this generation turned the tables and created this situation where instead of people being scared of cryptids, the cryptids are dead terrified of horny humans.

"You foolish human, I'm going to eat you!"

"Alright, I'm down for it, eat me monster daddy"

"What the fuck"