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I love how 90% of magic can be stopped by a counterspell

Gonna revive your party member? no you’re not counterspell

Gonna use insta-death? nope counterspell

Divine Skelton death blast? Guess what fucker

I love fighting game rosters because its like here’s the most attractive woman you’ve ever seen. Here’s an absolute freak of nature. Here’s a beautiful trans woman. Here’s a very gay young man. Here’s the coolest guy you’ve ever seen and he’s wielding a big sword. Heres a gorgeous nonbinary person. Here’s just a creature. Here’s a man who probably doesn’t know what fractions are. Here’s a guy where if he touches you you die instantly. Here’s a lesbian that likes to kick you

Whenever a website makes you change :) to an emoji

I always hope that the person that made that feature apples are soft for the rest of your life and your leaves never crunchy

I have emerged from the other side of color hell and brought forth this

The heat of hell wouldn’t work on me because I live in California

What cruel made it so the feeling of hunger and feeling of shitting the same thing

Why must it be that I, a pity-less mortal, must suffer for the sins that a forfather from long ago did

Which god was the one that gave us this curse, was it Zeus, I bet it’s Zeus that fucker

You main Loki so you can steal it :D

pretty skin…. too bad i main loki or i’d buy it 😭

Woah, a assassin, a mage, a knight, and a hawk-

(I am shot dead for even daring to make that joke

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normal sibling behavior

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Cool rock

Stuck.

Do does people who do the whole ”one tell truth, the other tells lies” are they… are they forced to do it

Or do they just find random doors and be dicks and not let people pass?

Also they (usually) are magical in someway, can I use counterspell on them? What would happen?