I Love Explaining The Plot And Lore Of Things Horribly And No One Could Stop Me Because They’re Still

Granddaughter

I love whenever I get some kills using Mantis and Dr Strange goes "Excellent form, dear Mantis!" And I'm like 😳🥹 blushes

Woah, a assassin, a mage, a knight, and a hawk-

(I am shot dead for even daring to make that joke

🦅

OH MY GOD

You know, you can will mtg by just eating the opponents spells

(id in alt)

orchestrated sister procurement (completely legal)

The Nipton Lottery

Oliver Swanick won the only lottery that matters: a chance to live another day.

Artist: Olivier Bernard TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

Your fucking reminder to get up, grab some fucking food, drink some fucking water, and cry because it okay you’ll need to let it go

The heat of hell wouldn’t work on me because I live in California

Important things Soulsborne taught us about life:

- No matter where you are or what you’re doing, there will always be a poisonous swamp between you and your goal

- If you try help people they just fucking go crazy and die!!!!!!!

- Saying a completely normal thing a bit slowly and adding creepy laugher in the end automatically makes you more charismatic

- The door doesn’t open from this side

- The best way to free yourself from unfair system is to eat people until you turn into an abomination

- Don’t look where the cheeky bald man asks you to look

- You can still see and navigate perfectly even with a weird thing on your head that obscures all vision apparently

- Actually not even death will end the suffering

- People will try to escape a problem by using what CAUSES this problem and just trying to “be careful” because we indeed live in a society I guess

- There is no such thing as “too” tall/big woman

Have you SEEN the people who fix/add stuff on any wiki. The Inquisition gets rid of one article and fandom fixes 7 pages

Imma put Wikipedia/Warhammer wiki in the Warhammer universe, open it to the lore and factions, make it publicly available, and see what happens