I Want Doorman

I love fighting game rosters because its like here’s the most attractive woman you’ve ever seen. Here’s an absolute freak of nature. Here’s a beautiful trans woman. Here’s a very gay young man. Here’s the coolest guy you’ve ever seen and he’s wielding a big sword. Heres a gorgeous nonbinary person. Here’s just a creature. Here’s a man who probably doesn’t know what fractions are. Here’s a guy where if he touches you you die instantly. Here’s a lesbian that likes to kick you

Elpheth

noooo Elphelt that's hot metal dont touch it💔💔

guys... it's finally time

a gift for my sister inspired by our extensive discussions about the tremendous potential of an ace attorney kart racer....... RACE ATTORNEY

Well now I do

I don’t ship Loki & Mantis bc of their Marvel Rivals interactions (lie). I ship them bc Thor & Star Lord being brothers-in-law would be funny af (truth)

headcanon that bloodborne and lies of p both take place in the same period & yharnam and krat are in fact a few hours' boat trip from one another. but yharnam can't get electricity on account of The Horrors

HATSUMA MIKU

So there are more tumblr mtg players than I anticipated, it turns out. What's everyone's favourite commander?

I'll go first, Juri, Master of the Revue.

(Honourable mention to my meme deck where you have to get a date for Jenson Carthalion, Druid Exile by swiping left or right with his scry ability.)

I live by a 333 rule when I comes to spoilers

3 weeks is minor/expected spoilers

3 months for plot spoilers, like the beginning of no way home

3 years until it’s free game, after this point you deserve to get spoiled

I remember when I was younger I saw a Failboat video and he called a bug a “Buga” and that’s what I call them now

You main Loki so you can steal it :D

pretty skin…. too bad i main loki or i’d buy it 😭