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I strive to reach this level of not giving a shit
MK9 AU where Shao had a greater influence on Kitana after raising her and when he's brought Mileena he plays it off as him trying to give her a sister but orders Mileena's "disposal" instead of Kitana's.
Shenanigans happen, somehow Mileena escapes, and now Mileena and Kitana are swapped with everyone else being on their normal side.
Dave don’t go to the cellar
Your fucking reminder to get up, grab some fucking food, drink some fucking water, and cry because it okay you’ll need to let it go
I feel like we like the “level up lady” because we need to be comforted and we feel like there’s no one to talk to but they get it. They understand the pain
Except dark souls 1, they are the definition of self love
headcanon that bloodborne and lies of p both take place in the same period & yharnam and krat are in fact a few hours' boat trip from one another. but yharnam can't get electricity on account of The Horrors
Why in the fuck did we spot using knight armor
I drew this for a friend. He mains Haddie and I main Yoichi! I always thought they'd get along and blastmine the killer constantly ((since we always do that in game))
I love fighting game rosters because its like here’s the most attractive woman you’ve ever seen. Here’s an absolute freak of nature. Here’s a beautiful trans woman. Here’s a very gay young man. Here’s the coolest guy you’ve ever seen and he’s wielding a big sword. Heres a gorgeous nonbinary person. Here’s just a creature. Here’s a man who probably doesn’t know what fractions are. Here’s a guy where if he touches you you die instantly. Here’s a lesbian that likes to kick you
- No matter where you are or what you’re doing, there will always be a poisonous swamp between you and your goal
- If you try help people they just fucking go crazy and die!!!!!!!
- Saying a completely normal thing a bit slowly and adding creepy laugher in the end automatically makes you more charismatic
- The door doesn’t open from this side
- The best way to free yourself from unfair system is to eat people until you turn into an abomination
- Don’t look where the cheeky bald man asks you to look
- You can still see and navigate perfectly even with a weird thing on your head that obscures all vision apparently
- Actually not even death will end the suffering
- People will try to escape a problem by using what CAUSES this problem and just trying to “be careful” because we indeed live in a society I guess
- There is no such thing as “too” tall/big woman
Demon’s Souls: “Souls, great souls, demons, demon soul, soul power”
Dark Souls: “Fire, fire, flames, fading fire, ash, embers, souls, dark”
Bloodborne: “Blood, THE BLOOD, beasts, blood echoes, blood, bl-“
Elden Ring: “Elden Ring, shards, shattered, grace, ring, tarnished, gr-“
Sekiro: “RICE, RICE CRISPIES. SWEET RICE. Ashina. CRUNCHY RICE ROLL, SNOW RICE, RICE FOR FREE”
Even more mortal kombat meme redraws bc theres nothing ilove more than getting into a new fandom and tainting it with unseriousness