Everytime Something About Noob In Your Au Gets Revealed I Yell Out That One Prince Of Egypt Gif Like

i just see myself patching up his wounds, going "didn't i tell you this would happen? you silly goof." as he just mumbles in frustration but is blushing ever so slightly.

AAAA I'M FANGIRLING AND I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL AAAAAAAAA

Hi! I hope you are having an excellent day /night! If I may, Can I request some general dating Pitaya Dragon cookie headcanons? Please and thank you! ^^

「General Dating HCs」

character: pitaya dragon cookie

wc: 546

cws: very very brief mention of blood

ROFL two pitaya posts in a row!!! giggle!!! been thinkin about them a lot lately >:)

• Despite Pitaya’s very brash personality, they are almost a completely different cookie with you.

• On the outside, they love picking fights(despite usually losing). But on the inside, it’s a whole different story.

• Loves to be held. They will purr loudly when held. Bonus points if you stroke their head gently while holding them.

• Likes resting their head on your lap, especially after fighting with Hollyberry again. They’ll mumble something in frustration before curling up in your lap like a cat.

• Cuddles are a must! Though if they’re the big spoon, good luck escaping from their grip. They have an iron grip on you. The only way for you to escape is to wait for them to get up.

• Or you can bribe them with kisses. That also works wonders.

• Speaking of kisses, they love them. They won’t admit it, but they love it when you pepper their face with kisses.

• Hollyberry once caught them being all soft and mushy with you, and she has never let them live it down.

• Seeing the Red Dragon clinging to you like a teddy bear was almost like a punch in the face. She almost thought she wasn’t seeing things correctly.

• Though her shock was quickly overridden by amusement. Her amusement was further amplified as Pitaya sprang up, face burning in embarrassment and humiliation, and hissed at her.

• You were almost sure a fight would have broken out between the two, as you watched Pitaya Dragon pull out their sword. The dragon only reluctantly stood down when you patted their shoulder.

• Hollyberry later asked you about them in private. She was surprised you were able to become so close to the dragon. She even invited the two of you out to drink some berry juice!

• Of course, Pitaya flat out declined her invitation, too embarrassed to face her again.

• They like to have you close to them at all times. Whether it be to protect you from danger, or to just have you close to admire you.

• In addition to this, they will step in front of you when faced with anyone who dares to challenge the dragon, or even worse, someone who dares to take their treasures from them.

• Out of all the treasures they possess, you are the only one they would risk their life and limb for.

• Is very possessive. Holds you close to them when in the presence of the other dragons. Glares at them when they stare for too long.

• It’s not like the dragons want to steal you away. They’re mostly looking at Pitaya for their odd behavior.

• When they get injured by some brave warrior, they will hesitantly limp to you and have you patch them up.

• They have to sit through your gentle lecture while you patch up their bloody wounds. Of course, they’re rewarded with kisses afterwards.

• Purrs like a cat, but their tail wags like a dog. Get ready to see a lot of that when giving them physical affection.

• All in all, they love you very very much. They love when you kiss and hug and cuddle them, but they would never let anyone else see that side of them except for you.

• You are their most precious treasure, and they will continue to treat you as such.

HAIIIIIII!!!!!!!

OP I HOPE YOU KNOW IVE BEEN MAKING SO MUCH FOR THEM

Shout out to the sprunki fans still thugging it out after the hype and popularity died down

(I’m one of them)

Yeah, i got nothing else Sorry What kind of relationship do Arti and hunter have?

VERY CLOSE. i won't say anything specific but let's just say rot and scavs aren't the only thing they'll be breaking

DANDYS WORLD-

anyways

uhhhhhhh nice pfp wanna snort 50 LINES OF COCAINE?!?/ref

sorry, i only sniff pop rocks. but sure, I'll gladly chat with you about DW!

I LOVE THEM GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

Some glitterhugs bonus

Make Ur question in My Ask!

YES I LOVE GLISTEN HE'S MY POOKIE BEAR

Glisten is THE best toon I think and I will be taking no criticism he's INCREDIBLE and here's why:

•INCREDIBLE extraction speed. His skillcheck may be an issue but just use blue bandana

•His stealth isn't that much of an issue due to his ability. Alternatively you could also just juke, his speed is decent enough for that !!!

•His ability overall is INCREDIBLE. Doesn't require line of sight, instantly teleports you to somebody else.

•He has better stam than Yatta and sure she may be a bit broken with bone but still!!!!!!! Stamina is still important even with high speed!!!!!

•Way better survivalist than Vee

As you can see I believe Glisten is probably THE best extractor and a great survivalist too!!! I think more ppl should main hom

Glisten is js cool like rhat

literally me right now (i just made another redesign/take yesterday)

Sprunky

No wayyy, wassup man! u found my tumblr XD (your the first person to follow me on another platform and your a real one for that bro) 🙏🫶

np bro! you seem really silly so i had to send a follow! cheers!

idk about everyone else, but this is MY version of the live laugh love sign

(no joke i actually printed this and put it on my door so I see it every day)