Me: “The Food Webs We Try To Teach Children And The Public Are Too Simple To Get The Point Across.

Happy little dude swimming

A scene from my Hazbin Hotel fanfic series.

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This sparks joy puppy warewolfs

Werewolf: *transforming* You have to go, now! I don’t want you to see me like this…

Human s/o: Don’t push me away! I’m not afraid of you!!

Werewolf: No no I’m just really dumb as a wolf and I don’t want you to see me bark at a mirror for two hours 

Human screams of frustration

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I like this one

Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:

Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)

Hissing into the void (Miles)

Bench pressing a building (Peter B)

Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)

Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)

Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)

Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)

It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.

Aziraphale jumping out of Crowley’s closet: BOO!  Crowley:  Aziraphale: Crowley:   Aziraphale: *makes a sad face*  Crowley: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

I demand you feed me now that you are awake

“Oh good you’re up”

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Quick Sevika drawing because OH MY GOD

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