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I don’t know who Eddie is but they are vary attractive respectfully

“Oh hey, Eddie. I’m glad you came home”

Aziraphale jumping out of Crowley’s closet: BOO!  Crowley:  Aziraphale: Crowley:   Aziraphale: *makes a sad face*  Crowley: Ahh! Oh my god! You scared me!

HahaHaha

Crowley: What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …You mean my pronouns?  Crowley: No, I know what your pronouns are! What are your adjectives?  Aziraphale: …I dunno. What are yours?  Crowley: Noisy and chaotic!  Aziraphale: I’ve never had something go from making no sense to making complete sense so quickly.

*SHOWERRRR-

*SLOSH

“You'll smell like you've been in a sewer if you keep wearing that damp suit.”

*SILENT

"......"

*WAG

"Let me guess what you're thinking?“

“......”

“‘Do not bother. It's none of your business what I do here.' It's so accurate, it gave you goosebumps, right. Eh?"

*FLINCH *SQUEEZE

"..... Miles."

"A favourite person in the world is struggling, and there is not the kind of crazy one who stands by and watches."

-If there is, I'll put a hole in it's head.

*DROOP

*LEAN

"Anywhere to go?"

'Good thing I packed a towel.'

"......"

"Yeh..." *STROKE

- Get it, it's the tea to changed you up.

- Thank....you...

I’ll take that was a yes

Okay so I've never been sent a dick pic before (ace + don't give out my phone number) BUT I would like to modify that now because I had trouble picturing the alien dick @tejoxys designed for a character in text-only form, so I asked for a drawing of that dick and he did indeed send me it.

So now I've received a (requested, alien) dick pic.

This is me

saw this post by @theabhainnhotel and could not help myself lmao

A scene from my Hazbin Hotel fanfic series.

That should be the only time you meet him say hi for humanity

This guy will be the death of me, i swear

Everyone gives her puppy eyes

Lucifer about Alastor: I can fix him

Rosie: He has like four other people also trying to fix him. I’m one of them

Lucifer: Wait what-

Vox: We’re starting to look like a fucking construction crew

🍵Cheers✨we did it

Boop Breakdown

Well, you did it. You booped. You booped all over your dashboard with reckless abandon, your finger gnashing away at the boop button, much like a lovely raccoon discovering a glorious half-eaten baked potato. A treasure was presented, and you knew you deserved it. You deserved to boop. Collectively, you booped 142,566,897 times. To repeat: one hundred forty-two million five hundred sixty-six thousand eight hundred ninety-seven boops were had on tumblr dot com the website and the app.

Specifically: 

Normal boops: 119,204,929

Self boops: 12,645,652

Cat boops: 7,925,241

Super boops: 2,095,231

Mischievous, aka evil boops: 695,844

One particularly boopable Tumblr was booped a total of 874,212 times. To be so rich in boops is a blessing. The Tumblr that gave the most boops found it in their heart to bestow 127,073 boops upon those they found worthy. 

Over 500,000 Tumblrs were booped and booped back in return. And for what? What would drive so many to boop? Does Tumblr yearn for the boop mines? Well, yes. And also the guts, the glory, the prestige, and, of course, the badges. Oh, how you worked for those badges:

Booper participants: 229,881

Booper enthusiasts:  85,548

Booper supers:  67,571

Hold your heads high, Tumblr. You booped until you couldn’t boop anymore. You created incredible fanart, invented a whole new genre of -sonas, and even created your own premium, high-end awards. It was noble, it was boop. We hope you boop yourself, and boop for boop. Boop, boop boop? Boop, boop. Boop boop boop, boop boop; Boop! Boop! 

Boop,

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This is a mood I want for 10m to use by choice when I am needing to do things

Consept art for two main characters and style, finally figured out screening on Ibis paint, yippee! Dots.

Why did you wake the baby up it needs to go back to sleep

wiggle wiggle wiggle..🔉🔊 turn the volume up

This one is getting flowers and will have the best bouquet for winter 

Yes I love this little running adorable things they give cuteness aggression

Not me but you do you humans have a good day

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Yes adorable joy wrappers

Pika, Mount Rainier National Park

Yes floof you are adorable

Theses are fluffing adorable

When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg

He is a baby who raised good kids and is tired

I just can't guys. He's such a baby.

They’re entertaining.

Husk's secret weapon

Dose anyone have mental break down but they are laughing and crying with a smile?or ideas for trying to explain

source by NakariiaLe

???

How to talk to short people

Introducing the King of Hell!!! with a tentative cameo of the Queen of Hell, here's hoping she's like a cool Morticia Addams and we're being bamboozled by canon

I’ll Come in with a pan flag for him because they do not give a flying fuck if it is a boy or girl they are not looking at two binaries they are seeing attractive human and will flirt what are you

THEY ARE A PAN KING

thoughts on that?

As an aspec black person,i really give the sideeye to nonblacks who headcanon Hobie as aroace and say it's based on 'vibes'.Like oh yeah,what 'vibes'?Was it when the first thing we learned about him was that him and Gwen were going to have crushes on eachother?Was it confirmed when this made it into the final project as we see him flirting with her by teasing her onscreen and she gets flustered?Was it when she also did blatantly couple-y things with him like stealing his sweater and shoes and her implying he said tons of sweet and comforting things to her and Miles' reaction was jealousy he's yet to actually be proven wrong for having?Was it when he not only flirted with Miles too but also in every single scene they interacted starting from 'Man,like,Miles,my guy!'?If this was instead done by an adaption of Harry Osborn or Flash Thompson,would you still be saying he 'has aroace vibes' or would you instead be saying he's a 'bisexual king'?Awnser QUICKLY

It is a master class that will teach us nothing but angst and joy

Claws weren't meant for tender. They were meant for tearing. And despite his want to keep a neutral stance, Alastor found that he didn't want that fate for his darling demon belle.

im feral im frothing at the mouth i'm insane, The Riddle of Magic by @rubyfoxfyre is a literal masterpiece