Some Nights I Dream About Zane Eating A Guava. He Slowly Skins It, Then Licks The Juice Until Its Clean.

everyone is doing a fanart of Cole and his baby. 

well….. me too!!! xDDD

Headcannons: The Ninja as Spouses

Cole: He is always worried about the kids. He is very attentive to his wife and flirts with her even though they’re married. When he had a surgery, afterward, he flirted as if he’d never seen her before. His wife got some funny recording of it. 

Jay: He tells dad jokes all the time. When he’s with Nya he flirts with her, even in public. His kids get grossed out by the PDA. One of them will scream and flee the room. Jay gives his kids cake and ice cream for supper if he’s the one babysitting. 

Nya: She doesn’t like PDA, but she allows it in front of their children for amusements sake. She will say suggestive things about her husband in public, which traumatizes her children.  Example: Jay, “We both agree that I’m the better of us both.”   Nya, “Better at what, exactly?”  Jay, “….I think we both know.”   The kids, “EWWWWWW”.

Zane and Pixel: We all already know what Zane is like. He loves his wife above all else. He has pet names for her that Pixel loves. He calls her Pixie often. And we all know our favorite quote, “You have half my heart, you can tell me anything.” #relationshipgoals

Lloyd: He loves physical attention but is also very shy. He loves his wife and would literally die for her. When he told her that she looked disturbed but didn’t make any comments on it. Lloyd’s first kid was a mystery to him. He had to be taught how to change diapers by his wife. He was disgusted the first time he had to change a stinky one. 

Kai: He flirts with his wife all the time. In privet, in public, it doesn’t matter. His wife is fair game for his attention. The Ninja are disgusted by his attention to his wife. He will randomly pull her into his lap and kiss her. He is very touchy, which is uncomfortable for everyone involved. His kids love him because he is very dramatic when they play. He falls over and allows them to crawl on him. 

IT IS NICE TO HAVE A POOPER AT THE PARTY

ZANE CALLED COLE A PARTY POOPER

AND JAY NOT BEING ABLE TO CONTROL HIS LAUGHTER IS ME

he’s saved ninjago more times than anyone can count and all he wants are some noodles

You have friends that are outside of tumblr who don’t care about the ‘childish’ fandoms you’re in! Omg your so lucky last time i put Netflix on with my friend I had completely forgot I was rewatching ninjago and had just watched she-da so that was the first thing they saw :(

AAAAAAAAAA ANON!! I am so sorry for taking this long to get back to you! I had actually typed a reply the moment you sent in that ask, but tumblr decided to delete it, and I got way too annoyed with it at the time to retype it.

I just want to say, I completely get how you feel. It didn’t always use to be like this with my friends.

For starters, I was shamed at primary school for liking TMNT. In PRIMARY school. By KIDS. Because apparently playing ninja turtles with my friends was so wrong they had to tell me off.

And when I first went to middle school (my first time changing schools, and a huge deal for me) the first thing my new classmate asked me was “You watch ninja turtles?” in a really oh wow way.

Needless to say, it wasn’t good for my confidence.

It took me a long time to convince myself that it was okay. Sure, I already knew it, but it was when I decided that I didn’t care what the others said that I finally became comfortable with it. I fell in love with “childish” fandoms even more then. 

It’s not easy not to care. It’s completely normal to want to be accepted by those around us, and I am super grateful to have friends that do. I hope you find people that accept that too 💜💜💜

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

Guess what just came out that I got to take part in? The @ninjagozine !

Even if you’re not into Ninjago, you should definitely give it a look! We had so many great artists and writers work on this thing it blows my mind!

Which member of your OTP:

1. Acts like they’re dying when they have a cold. 2. Gets mad at the TV and throws the remote. 3. Gets the worst road rage. 4. Spends too much time in the bathroom on their phone. 5. Packs the whole closet for an overnight trip. 6. Hates the in-laws. 7. Hits the snooze button…11 times. 8. Makes the other late for work. 9. Uses the television as a babysitter. 10. Takes in the stray dog. 11. Suggests a 3am trip to McDonald’s. 12. Leaves their shoes out for the other to trip over. 13. Can’t make up their mind when it comes to dinner. 14. Needs to be reminded of all their appointments. 15. Bribes the other into doing chores, getting out of the house…and taking a shower. 16. Picks the movies. 17. Takes the safety steps when building a pillow fort. 18. Kisses the other’s injuries better. 19. Is addicted to angry birds, game of war, candy crush, temple run, or flappy bird. 20. Kills the spiders. 21. Hogs the blankets. 22. Takes pranks too far. 23. Makes the dirty jokes. 24. Keeps a piggy bank. 25. Has no problem having ice cream for breakfast. 26. Gets a tattoo when they’re drunk. 27. Trips over their own feet. 28. Makes the other go for a walk. 29. Whines until they get what they want. 30. Tries to act tough but really isn’t. 31. Talks the most, says the least. 32. Talks the least, says the most.

Lloyd, I’m sorry but … boy, that’s invasion of the privacy of a woman XD

Ninjago season 8 Episode 75 is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhAVp_0dkiw&t=767s

This was never a kids show

SoG episode 2 has me messed up. 4 people have been mentioned dead, like wtf? This ain’t just a kids show anymore