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hey girl are you my slerp schedule because i am fucking you up

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

Trying To Not Feel Doomed Tuesday

sources? a little birdie et al., 2024

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

ever since I was a young lad I knew I wanted to be a middle-aged man with an undone tie around his neck who’s having a crisis so he goes to the bathroom to splash water on his face only to look up at himself in the mirror and wonder at the stranger looking back

reblogged. reblogged. reblogged. youre all reblogged. none of you are free from my scrapbook

well anyways ^_^ 🍵🍵 [one for u]

Roasted chicken, ginger, daikon, shiitake mushroom soup with lime, cilantro, broccoli sprouts, and rice noodles

the first three words you see will describe your 2024 🥰

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The passing process once again!

✨🌟✨Happy new year!!✨🌟✨

Best wishes and all the success possible for all of you for 2025!!

You got this!

2005 here we come!

me, unsure of how to add an additional piece of context to my sentence:

the humble parentheses:

it's crispy eve

anyone else think it's kinda fucked up that the wise men went to little baby jesus and brought him a frankenstein. really scary

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem

hey guys I don’t have pronouns anymore I got the she/it beat out of me

does anyone wanna hold hands until we feel a little braver

I am lowkey really excited about santa

Please, spread this for those who might need it right now

U.S. suicide hotline: call or text 988 (available 24 hours)

U.S. trans lifeline: (877) 565-8860 (when you call, you’ll speak to a trans/nonbinary peer operator. full anonymity and confidentiality)

Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA) National Helpline: 1-800-662-HELP (4357) – provides 24/7 confidential support and referrals for individuals and families facing mental health and substance use disorders, including panic attacks and anxiety.

LGBT National Help Center: (888) 843-4564

Trevor Project: Call (866) 488-7386, text START to 678-678, or chat online.

Take care of yourself and each other. Please stay safe ♡