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Binge on the Weekend (Childe x Reader)

A/N: I ACCIDENTALLY DELETED THE FIC SORRY. This is for the Childe cockwarming request. And the old Childe cockwarming fic here.

Warnings: NSFW, PWP, cockwarming, modern AU

After a rough week, Childe and you prefer to spend the weekend lazing around at home. A true sweetheart, he’d cook any meal or snacks for your binge-watching. His only condition is: spend the weekend naked all day and sit on his cock. He’d be already on the couch, smirking and curling his fingers at you to come to him, cock already erect and eager to be warmed. When you’ve settled down on his lap with a sigh, folds fluttering around his huge length, his arms would wrap around you, keeping you warm as you turn on your tv series.

It’s usually a peaceful day, Childe watching along with you, thumb absentmindedly rubbing circles on your skin; or he’d be sneaking glances at you, smiling softly at your engrossed stare at the screen. But sometimes Childe gets restless – with the way he can feel your juices slowly drip down his cock and how your cunt clenches at a tense scene. He gets more conscious of your weight on his lap, mind drifting at how his hands look so large on your plush thigh, how it’s so easy to just grip your hips and buck into you.

Childe tries to keep calm, he really does. He wants to take this day to relax. All he can do is bite down a groan, leaning down to hide his face in the crook of your neck. But it’s a mistake as he inhales your scent, next thing he knows his hands are adjusting your legs wider. His fingers are already tracing your folds. As your jerk in surprise, your whine gets cut off when his thumb reaches your clit.

“Sshhh, keep watching, baby. Be good.” he coos by your ear, resting his chin atop your head so he can look down at your spread legs. “Spread those legs further, rest them on my thighs– ah, good girl. Wanna see how this pretty cunt swallows up my cock.” His fingers spread your pussy open further, loving how you twitch as you feel more of his cock sheaths in you. “Eyes on the screen, baby. Don’t mind me. Heh, you’re getting even wetter.”

You can barely keep your eyes open from the teasing touches, barely able to remember what you’re watching. But you still keep up the charade, eyes glued to the screen as you heave in shaky breaths and your cunt pulses around Childe’s cock. With another rub at your clit, you can’t help but clench down, almost moaning at the deep groan right next to your ear. “Tsk, tsk. I told you to keep watching, yet your cunt just really likes teasing me, eh?”

With a light pinch to your clit, you finally throw your head back on his shoulder, moaning his name loud and clear. “Behave, baby. Let me have my fun for a little bit more.” Your trembling hands already reaching for the remote to turn the damn show off, but – “Ah– no, no. I’m curious to see how this one ends. Don’t worry, baby. I’mma make sure to fuck you nice and hard later. Now sit still and watch and don’t you dare cum.”

Venti ISN'T a minor nor is he in a minors body.

Venti took the form of his old friend, yes, that is true but he didn't take over his friend's body, instead, he took the appearance of his friend, not his body. You can headcanon him as a minor but do not force it into others, and please remember that it isn't gonna change the fact that Venti isn't a minor.

Having a crush on kids such as qiqi, klee and diona is fucked up and i suggest you go get help immediately. "But qiqi is 500+ thousand years old" and?? What if she is?? It doesn't change the fact that she is in a body of a kid. What's concerning is how you find a kid's appearance attractive.

Masterlist

Genshin Impact

🔞 = Contains Smut, suggestive themes

❗ = Contains triggering content

🧋 = Author's favorites

🌸 = Requests

[All contents listed/linked down below are also posted on my AO3]

Imagines/One-Shots:

• An Unfortunate Event (Zhongli x reader) 🧋 [Published on Jan 27, 2022]

Summary of "An Unfortunate Event": You and Zhongli were supposed to have a lovely date, but unfortunately, you ended up falling ill. The two of you end up taking shelter in a cave and Zhongli has to care for you while waiting for the rain to stop.

• Tragic Outcomes (Xiao x fem!reader) 🧋 [Published on February 25, 2022]

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes": You and Xiao are dating, but you don't see him as much as he sees Lumine and Aether. You invite Xiao to accompany you on your commission, but he rejects that offer. Things end up going downhill from there.

• Tragic Outcomes 2 (Xiao x fem!reader x Zhongli) [Published on March 26, 2022]

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes 2": Ever since the incident, Zhongli has offered to take care of you while you heal from your injuries. You had endless nightmares and night terrors that prevented you from sleeping. Just when you thought that your torment was over, it seems like someone didn't want it to end.

• Caught in The Crossfire (Kamisato Ayato x fem!reader) [Published on April 8, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "Caught in The Crossfire": You are engaged to the head of the Kamisato Clan, Kamisato Ayato. Despite the marriage being arranged, you harbored feelings for the young Yashio Commissioner and head of the Kamisato Clan. To you, it seems like Ayato wasn't interested in you at all, much to your dismay. As the head of the Kamisato Clan, Ayato has to deal with a lot of things. From documents to paperwork, to assassination attempts, it was like it was a typical Tuesday afternoon for him. But what if you, his fiancee, were to get caught in the crossfire?

• Tragic Outcomes 3 (Xiao x fem!reader x Zhongli) [Published on April 15, 2022]

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes 3": Ever since you and Xiao have made up, you didn't want to leave Zhongli behind. So, the three of you have decided to alternate between the days when you go to Wangshu Inn to be with Xiao and to Liyue Harbor to be with Zhongli. During the escort, you come to a realization that you didn't want to continue to alternate between two different places to be with Xiao and Zhongli. Xiao then reveals to you about him being constantly haunted by the sounds of your voice crying out to him and you came to a conclusion on how to stay with the two of them in the end. But it seems like something- or someone- is lurking in the corners, waiting to strike.

• Caught in The Crossfire 2 (Kamisato Ayato x fem!reader) [Published on May 28, 2022]

Summary of "Caught in The Crossfire 2": After you have been poisoned, you couldn't help but feel skeptical about the servant that works for the Kamisato estate. When voicing your concerns about the servent, Ayato brushes your concerns away. Only for it to inflict more harm on you.

• Tragic Outcomes 4 (Xiao x fem!reader x Zhongli) [Published on June 4, 2022/June 5, 2022] 🔞

Summary of "Tragic Outcomes 4": After deciding on living at Wangshu Inn with both Xiao and Zhongli, you didn't think much of how it would impact the relationship the three of you have with one another. Xiao and Zhongli agreed to train you in combat and help you improve your stamina in an interesting way. The day after your.... training... session with Xiao and Zhongli, Lumine finds the perfect time to strike, only for it to uncover something that you didn't even know about yourself.

• [ More Coming Soon ]

Series:

Not What You'd Expect [Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader] (One-shot series):

Summary of "Not What You'd Expect [Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader]": Who knew that getting Isekai'd into Genshin Impact would get you into many situations that you've never thought you'd get yourself into! Whether the situation is life-threatening or just one of those soft and fluffy moments, you don't think you'd want to leave the game any time soon! And it seems like they don't want you to leave any time soon either! So, you might as well enjoy your stay while you're at it!

• How to (Not) Play Windtrace (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on February 4, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "How to (Not) Play Windtrace": You’re playing Windtrace with the men of Genshin Impact and last time you checked, this is not how you play it.

• How to (Not) Play Windtrace 2 (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on February 11, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "How to (Not) Play Windtrace Part 2": You are the prey in this round of Windtrace; only, it gets pretty heated when a certain hunter finds you. New faces show up when an argument sparked amongst the men after Kazuha, Thoma, and Gorou guide you away from the trouble.

• Valentine's Day Gone Wrong (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on February 17, 2022]

Summary of "Valentine's Day Gone Wrong" (Alternate Title: A Day About Love): You were supposed to celebrate Valentine's Day with the men, but unfortunately, it didn't turn out how you'd hoped it would.

• Crave (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader, Zhongli x Isekai'd!Reader x Diluc) [Published on March 4, 2022] 🔞

Summary of "Crave": Your need for physical touch ends up putting you into a situation where you would never see yourself getting into up until now.

• Obsessed with You (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on March 12, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "Obsessed with You": All you wanted was the Rex Lapis jumbo-sized plushie, but did you know what else you got aside from the colossal Rex Lapis plushie? A stalker.

• Drinks of Teyvat (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on March 18, 2022]

Summary of "Drinks of Teyvat": You never thought that you'd have to deal with alcohol in Teyvat anytime soon until Venti, Kaeya, and Kazuha come back to the abode with loads of alcohol. You do a taste on these alcohols and it doesn't turn out so well. But hey, at least you didn't get drunk! That's a good thing, right?

• Constellations (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on April 2, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "Constellations": The men wanted to know what constellations are, but you were reluctant on what to tell them. Especially after they wanted to know which person had all of their constellations. Looks like you're going to have to break all of their hearts except for one person.

• Words that Should Have Been Left Unsaid (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on April 23, 2022]

Summary of "Words that Should Have Been Left Unsaid": Sometimes people say the meanest things in the heat of the moment. You’re hiding the fact that something is going on with you, but you didn’t want to worry the men. But because you were hiding something from them, it ticked off one person in particular and made him say something that should’ve been left unsaid.

• First Crush and First Love (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on April 30, 2022/May 1, 2022]

Summary of "First Crush and First Love": Everyone has a first crush and their first love! Whether it's a real person or a fictional character, the fifteen men (specifically Childe) are curious about who was the first one to have stolen your heart.

• Overprotective with a Hint of Jealousy (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on May 7, 2022]

Summary of "Overprotective with a Hint of Jealousy": You knew that the men are protective over you because many things happened to you while you were in Teyvat. Even though you knew they were all protective of you, you couldn't help but have an inkling feeling that a certain someone isn't as nearly as protective of you as they are with someone that no longer exists.

• Seal of Disapproval (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on May 14, 2022/May 15, 2022]

Summary of "Seal of Disapproval": An AU in which you have a boyfriend, but the fifteen men do not approve of him at all. In fact, they all hate him and want nothing to do with the man. If the men have a hard time accepting your relationship with another man, then why are you still with him and what's stopping you from breaking up with him?

• A Small Problem (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on May 21, 2022] 🧋

Summary of "A Small Problem": Albedo was coming up with a concoction that would strengthen the men during combat. But one little mix-up caused you to become a parent for a day.

• Crave 2 (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader, Childe x Isekai'd!Reader, Foul Legacy x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on June 11, 2022] 🔞, ❗

Summary of "Crave 2": You end up having an interesting dream about Childe's Foul Legacy form, causing you to feel guilty about it. You end up ignoring him for two days, only for Childe to confront you at the bathhouse as to why you were ignoring him. One thing led to another, you suddenly find Childe buried deep inside of you.

• Words that Should Have Been Left Unsaid 2 (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on June 18, 2022]

Summary of "Word that Should Have Been Left Unsaid 2": After struggling to wake you up from your slumber, the men have to figure out what is going on with you and what was causing you to be in a terrible state. While you have gained consciousness, it was hard for you to stay awake and you continued to have a thundering headache, and sometimes your nose, eyes, mouth, and ears will randomly bleed, causing you to lose consciousness. What was going on with you?

• Malewives Reporting for Duty (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on June 25, 2022/June 26, 2022] 🌸

Summary of "Malewives Reporting for Duty": You somehow mysteriously get sick despite feeling fine the day before. Since you're sick and can't care for yourself, the Genshin men step up and take care of you while you're ill. After the men have successfully nursed you back to being healthy, you repay them back by making them breakfast.

• Drunken Desires (Various Genshin Men x Isekai'd!Reader) [Published on July 2, 2022] 🌸

Summary of "Drunken Desires": You've consumed way more alcohol than you thought. You ended up getting drunk from drinking an entire bottle of wine, causing you to not remember certain men and the fact that you're not dating them. And you mistook the fifteen men for strangers whom you've cheated on your boyfriends with (spoiler, you didn't cheat on anyone, you're just drunk and confused as fuck)

• [ More Coming Soon ]

Minis:

Minis are from asks that contain a mini-story (kind of)!

• The men sharing baths and the reader walks in: [here] 🧋

• Reader asking Dainsleif and Ayato if they could sleep in Ayato and Dainsleif's room because they can't sleep during a storm: [here]

• The Genshin men having to deal with Isekai'd!Reader being on their period (Isekai'd!reader leans towards fem/afab!reader): [here] 🧋, 🔞

• Reader has poor eyesight and has been hiding the fact that they cannot see without glasses from the Genshin men: [here]

CHEESY PICKUP LINES AS HQ CHARACTERS(1)

ft: Nishinoya, Tanaka, Kiyoko, Atsumu, Y/n, Kuroo, Sugawara, Kuroo, Kenma(not really tho)

Warnings: a couple curse words sorry A teeny tiny bit suggestive in Nishnoya's

an: I got some of the pickup lines from here

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Nishinoya: Hey girl did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven?

Kiyoko: No but, I did scrape my knee crawling out from hell

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Tanaka: I can make your bed rock.

Kiyoko: No you can't I have a Tempurpedic.

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Atsumu: I went to a fortune teller and she told me I’d see you in my future”

Y/n:/ That crystal ball is broken.

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Kuroo: I'm lost, can you give me directions to your heart?

Y/n: Go away

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Sugawara: Hi, how was heaven since you left?

Y/n: No than- wait that was actually pretty cute.

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Kuroo: Are you a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.

Y/n: Is he ever going to stop

Kenma: Probably not.....

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Look my way…

only one || miya a.

pairing: miya atsumu x f!reader summary: suna rintarou is the only one who can make your heart race and palms sweat. after overhearing you say this to your friend, miya atsumu offers his help in getting his friend to notice you, which you decline. he manages to persuade you though, and things only get complicated when you find yourself struggling to catch your breath around atsumu instead. genre: reluctant friends to lovers, fluff, some humor?? warings: cursing, atsumu. word count: ~5.1k

this was kind of long hehe but i really liked it and i hope y’all like it too!

as always, reblogs are appreciated <3

“so, suna rintarou?”

you furrowed your eyebrows as you looked up from your book, meeting the warm, brown eyes of none other than miya atsumu.

“i’m sorry?” you asked, tilting your head in confusion. atsumu chuckled lightly, booping your nose as he took a seat next to you.

“cute,” atsumu commented, snorting when you swatted his hand away. “but really? suna? he seems a little too boring for you, in my opinion. you’re kind of super out of his league.”

“i have no idea what you’re talking about, miya,” you said, carefully placing a bookmark between the pages of your book before closing it and setting it down next to you.

“you can call me atsumu, you know?” he said, leaning back on the grass and basking in the sunlight. you stared at him dully, still confused by the whole situation.

“what do you want, miya?” you asked, watching him pout at your use of his last name. he brought a hand up to his heart, wincing slightly at your tone before breaking out into a large smile. you looked away, slightly annoyed by the volleyball player.

“suna? rintarou?” he repeated, bringing up his hands to form air quotation marks. “you know, ‘the only one who can make my heart race and palms sweat’, that suna rintarou?”

your jaw dropped at his words, and you whipped your head up to look at him. he was wearing a smug smirk, one eyebrow raised in a way that let you know that he had heard everything you had said about the middle blocker.

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SPOILER ! 2.3 EVENT

STORY EVENT PART 3

So I think we can say that Fake Albedo (Not the woppleflower) is on the loose right?

⤷  headcanon: telling your fiance you’re having a baby on christmas morning…

›  pairing: bokuto x female!reader ›  genre: fluff  ›  tags/includes: pregnancy & a very domestic bokuto :(

›  note: merry christmas to all that’s celebrating! hope you enjoy this cute little christmas headcanon i wrote for my best friend, @kuurous​ - i love you so much! i hope this puts a smile on your face today <3

⟶  main masterlist. ⟶  christmas masterlist.

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