The Rogue Files: I Know I'm Bonkers

Has anyone noticed how Edward gains like fucking super strength when he gets angry like he could kick anybody's ass? That little angry green man is so very scary when he's mad I know for sure no one would like him when he's angry that shit intense.

Ok there's a ship for Talia and Selina, don't know the ship name but I've heard people talk about it. I don't ship it but it makes me laugh and it's existence still makes me happy. I feel this ship is basically Talia and Selina saying to hell with Bruce and giving each other a kiss while Bruce is either crying or doesn't give a rats ass because them being together makes his life so much easier and simpler. He doesn't have to choose between them and now he can apprehend them with out feelings and shit getting in the way. I imagine Talia and Selina kissing and batman standing there thinking what the fuck.

I've done a list of my favorite villisns now let's do some of my favorite heros.

Batman- we all like batman

Green lantern(Hal Jordan)- Green lantern is a very unique hero.

Green lantern(Guy Gardner)- I love how all the other lanterns act all noble and kind and here comes this jack off acting all goofy and not takeing anything serious. Guy is an asshole and a smart ass, just an ass over all, but a funny ass.

Green Arrow- he's all dark and brooding, but breaks charicter at times to be funny(or to be a smart ass). A horde of guys carrying machine guns come running at this guy and he takes them all out with a bow. Dude glued boxing gloves to the ends of his arrows and just shoots at people, coolest punches ever thrown. He has impressive skills and he is a total bad ass.

Plastic Man- this one needs no explanation because we all love him too.

Elongated Man- basically a smarter plastic man, he's another funny stretchy dude.

Deadman- dude be floating around takeing control of people. Dude used to work in the circus until, surprise he died. Basically he's more proof that DC single handly ruined the circus because everyone just be dien at the circus. I also feel this dude deserves a movie.

Red Tornado- for some weird ass reason a logical cold robot is amazing

This is my list so far like the last one it can change.

Wow ok well we can definitely see the difference.

DC Villains be like

Superman Rogues: *Meet in a secret hall, wearing robes and plunging daggers into a big S shaped table* We take this sacred blood oath to destroy the Man of Steel.

Batman Rogues: *Take over Arkham Asylum* Okay, we’re gonna lure Batman into a trap, capture him, then put him on trial, or give him a celebrity roast while he’s on a spit, or just run him through a gauntlet of all of us trying to kill him. Its gonna be great.

Flash Rogues:*hanging out in a bar* Hey you know what? Fuck the Flash. Lets go kick his ass.

Loved the origin for riddler in this show ain't gonna lie.

One of my favorite Batman tropes is when a villain kidnaps someone who was involved in their tragic backstory, and when Bruce is done beating them up he turns to the hostage and says "you know this is all YOUR fault, right?"

The Rogue Files: Love In The Air

Harley was sitting next to Riddler at lunch, it was wensday, the day they usually had lunch and talked. Ed had his feet proped on the table (Ed was the only one who used a chair everyone else sat on a bench) and harley had her leg crossed. Joker walked by and kissed harley on the cheek, harley sighed and rested her head on her hand, "is that love in the air". Ed stared at for a few seconds "no that's not love that's fear gas harley". The Joker (who had been walking away) stopped and turned around slowly to reveal a bug face. Harley slapped her hands to her face and screamed while Edward sat calm, as if nothing was happening. Harley turned ro Eddie "why aren't you screamin" "because theres nothing scary to scream at". Harley stared toward Eddie no longer paying attention to the bug faced Joker who began to walk toward her. "You afraid of somthing right", Eddie looked down "No, I haven't been afraid in long time". Harley frowned a little "what do you mean". "What I mean is the last time I was scared, I was a kid". Harley wanted to ask more questions but she was interrupted when she felt a hand on her shoulder and turned around to see the bug faced Joker.

I'm pretty sure someone did spmething similar because it came to me but it sounds realy familiar. I didn't know so I wrote it anyway do if it's similar to somthing else just let me know and I'll fix it.

Rogue Files is a series of shorts and some longer stories there is a plot to some extent but not realy.

In the Q&A they have a 3 by there names.

This Is pretty accurate but what if you like them all?

What your favorite Riddler Ship says about you

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Scriddler:  “Whenever you see a fic tagged Hurt/Comfort your eyes go wide because you know what you’re going to be doing until 3AM tonight.”

Twiddler: “ You don’t understand people who think Harvey has been annoyed too much in his life, if anything he hasn’t been annoyed enough.”

Riddlebane: “ You’re ideal relationship dynamic is knowing that you could get snapped in half like a twig.”

Riddlecroc: “You just wanted good things for Waylon and really, who wouldn’t?

Riddlehat: “Your ideal date involves wacky hijinks after which pain ensues.”

Riddlebird:  "Your ideal relationship is a buddy cop movie, BUT you love the antagonists more.”

Nygmobblepot: “You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of being capitalistic business partners.”

Riddlejokes: “You are a firm believer in the inherent eroticism of bitter rivalry.”

Quiddler: "You’re always a slut for a healthy relationship"

Riddlecat: “You‘re just here for some  👏 men 👏 getting 👏 pegged.”

Riddletunes: “Your ideal high school relationship is Theatre Kid/Theatre Kid.”

Riddlebat: “You think the concept of ‘opposites attract’ cannot be highly rated enough.”

Rogue Files: Selina's Friends

At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.

I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.

Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson