I Know This Is A Joke But This Costume Is Actually Kind Of Awesome Aint Gonna Lie.

What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.

The Rogue Files: Not So Scary

* Note: In my universe Riddler wears a green Ski Mask and carries a revolver*

The Riddler/ Edward Nigma was standing in the corner of Ivy's green house. He was invited to what was supposeidly her party which he assumed sense he was invited it was actually Harley's party and it was Harley who invited him. The other Rogues were crowded on the other side of the Green house making fools of themselves. Edward leaned aginst a wall on the opposite side of the green house with his left hand in his pocket his cane hanging from the crook of his left arm his dark green ski mask pulled just above his mouth and cigarette hanging from his teeth. He stayed as far from others as he possible could because they were all drunk and that was bound to end horribly, he glanced around Ivys Greenhouse but saw nothing interesting. He used his right hand to take a drag of his cigarette. He had the cold expression on his face. He didn't care to much about being alone he was use to it he preferred it there were only certain people he hung out with, everyone else only hurt him. He was so deep in thought he forgot about the cigarette which he held in a balled up fist it was burning a whole in his glove in his skin but he couldn't feel it he didn't feel much pain these days hasn't felt pain in a long time in fact. He dropped the cigarette on the ground and looked at his burned hand and smirked before he dumped it into his pocket. Edward pulled his left hand out of his pocket and moved his cane to the other arm. He pulled his mask back down over his face. Eddie got lost in thought again as a dark green figure jumped out and screamed "HOW DARE YOU LITTER IN MY DOMAIN". The figure pointed at The Riddler and screamed "I WILL DESTROY YOU". Edward snapped back to reality and stood there unaffected stareing coldly at the figure with no sign of fear or even the slightest amount of concern in his eyes. "Ivy how nice of you to drop in" Ed said sarcasticly. Ivy's face twisted into a puzzled like expression. "Why aren't you afraid" Pam snarled. Ed straightened his tie and looked at her with his head angled. "I don't fear people I can beat with a weed Wacker" he said with a cold almost somber tone. Ivy clenched her fist and screamed "PICK IT UP". Ed looked down at the cigarette then back at Ivy. "no" he said bluntly. A vine whipped out from above and stopped centimeters above his head. Ed still stood there cold and expressionless he didn't even flinch. He looked from the vine to Ivy. Pam straitened up crossed her arms and smirked in Eddie's direction. "Do you fear me now". Ed chuckled which grew into a full fledged cackle. "No I can still beat you with a weed wacker". Pam's face twisted into a snarl "I want to see you try". Ed used his left hand and pulled out his revolver from the holster that hung at his side and shot Ivy in the stomach. Pams eyes widened and her mouth dropped; She gripped her gut and took a few steps back in shock before dropping to her knees still clutching her stomach. "WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME". The Riddler's big blue eyes had a twinkle in them he was smirking behind his mask. He returned his gun to its holster. Ed put one foot forward and leaned forward slightly. "Because I didn't have a weed wacker".

I'm reblogging this because I'm actually quite proud of this one why I have no clue why but I do.

What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat

Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.

I think ghost rider is my favorite hero possibly my favorite character from marvle

Life in Gotham Be Like

Ok my first post in awhile (a little over month or two) most people thought I was dead but I'm not I was going through some stuff and I'm OK I was just kinda sad and busy you know life happend. I took a break afterwards to reflect a little about what I want to do with this channel next. I'm back and I'm here to stay.

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

Hey he just wants the best and it don't get much better then Batman.

Texts From Superheroes

Seriously though everyone else needs to chill the fuck out