This Is The Sad Truth, And Plus It's Easy To Piss Off Fanboys Because Their Sensitive

My best friend asked me what makes a good fanfic writer great and I told him it was drugs, drugs are the key. Of course, he laughed and told me that was nonsense and that's how I knew he had never read fanfiction, I sent him one to read and I was pretty sure I ruined his life. I began to get worried he was quiet for weeks he wasn't responding to my text or calls until last week, he sent me fanfic he wrote. I read it and it was pretty good and that's when I remembered are conversation from earlier. I called him up and asked him if he was taking drugs and we sat there in silence for awhile before he eventually hung up on me. It turns out he wasn't on drugs he was just messing with me.

List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity ✨💛🌻

This is a great idea, somthing sweet and harmless.

Rogues Cast As Wizard Of Oz Charicters

I've got somthing in the works so I want to show the cast before.

Dorothy: Harley Quinn (Real Big Suprise I know)

Scarecrow: Scarecrow (obviously)

Tin Man: Mr Freeze

Cowardly Lion: Catwomen

Wizard: Riddler

Toto: Bud and Lou (yes there's two totos deal with it)

Wicked Witch: Poison Ivy

I didn't do this on purpose bit I might have given the wizard more motivation to kill the witch and well I think Riddler will win this battle .

Oh Diddle, Diddle The Cat And The Riddle: Chapter 1

Edward has started a life as a PI Again, last time he changed because he got knocked on the noggin, this time it was a choice. He changed because he realized he had already proved he was better to himself and all that matter, and those that refused to see it didn't matter. His next goal was to prove he could be a good hero, however it's gonna be harder this time sense everyone is refusing to trust him of course with good reason sense last time he screwed them over. Edward could only afford a 2 strory building in crime alley, the top floor being an apartment and the bottom being an office. Eddie would spend the next 3 weeks exposing cheating spouses and tracking down lost dogs, and it was getting old he was a master at solving mysteries. He felt his talent was being wasted but he also knew his current predicament was all his own doing. One day however he would have the most unusual guest, batman.

Edward was sitting at his desk solving a cross word puzzle when the door to his office and his secretary (the former query AKA Diedre Vance) walked in with batman following.

Diedre: Mr. Nygma the Dark Knight is here to see you.

Eddie: I can see that

Diedre left the room and batman walked up to the desk.

Eddie: I didn't do it

Batman: you don't even know why I'm here.

Eddie: there's few reasons you'd come here and you being my biggest critic...

Batman: I'm here to pitch a purposel

Eddie: this outta be good

Batman: A partnership, a permanent partnership.

Eddie: I don't work with bats

Batman: not a bat but a cat

Eddie knew exactly who he was talking about jumped out of his chair

Eddie: I'm not working with Selina Kyle.

Batman: she reformed and I want to make sure she stays reformed

Eddie sat back down his seat

Eddie: how is working with me gonna keep her on the straight and narrow?

Batman: she steals for the thrill and for the money, knowing you and this city your cases can get pretty crazy and she'll get payed.

Eddie: how is she going to be useful?

Batman: here stealth and stealing skills could be useful to pi, plus her fighting skills andas I recall you have great respect for her and didn't you say she was clever once.

Eddie: That's all well and good but if you haven't noticed people don't hire me because they don't trust me adding another criminal to the ranks isn't going to help the situation

Batman: what if I endorse you in the papers.

Eddie: you endorse people now wouldn't that ruin your rep.

Batman: ...

Eddie: you must realy care about this girl to ask for help to do everything that you said you'd never do, some might say you love her.

Batman: I love her but I can't have her

Eddie: didn't she change her ways for you, if she learns this she'll go back to stealing

Batman: that's why I'm not going to tell her

Eddie: ok so now your asking me to lie great, ok if I'm going to lie im going to have to know why you can't have her. It's obvious you care so what's the problem.

Batman: it wouldn't work everyone I love gets pushed away

Eddie: you could go to therapy look it did wonders for me, maybe you'll become sane and stop wearing a bat costume.

Batman glared at him

Eddy: to much to hope for?

Batman: we have a deal

Batman sounded a little irritated

Eddie: if you can get Selina on board sure but just to let you know me and Selina a don't work good together were gonna end up killing each other.

Batman smiles

Batman: then it'll be a good bonding experience.

Eddie: first off fat chance second did you just smile?

Batman: No

Eddie jumped out of his chair and pointed at Batman

Eddie: you did the bat smiled I didn't know you could but you did, you smiled

Batman: no

Eddie: yes

Batman started walking toward the door

Eddie: well I can cross that off my bucket list

See the batman smile oh what a rare sight.

Batman: your delusional

Eddie: it takes one to know one

Batman shook his head as he walked out the door

Has anyone noticed Riddlers kind of scary when he's angry. I mean he always beats the snot out of someone with a blunt object, most often his cane. I also like how they use that same red and white angry background everytime.

List of Angry Moments

Beat the snot out of Bone Blaster using his cane

Beat the snot out of Penguin with his own umbrela

Beat the snot out of Green Arrow using a baseball bat

I'm sure I missed a few examples and if I did let me know.

I had to this guy should be on everybody's Tumblr, like it should be a requirement

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This is Charles. He wants to go on a journey around tumblr. could you show him around?

I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.

Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson

I've really been on a Harley Quinn kick lately and Quiddler is officially taken over my mind

wikia don’t post it… don’t post it… 

anyway this is my quiddler playlist

in too deep - eminem

chalk tablet towers - gorillaz

gimme love - joji

Rogue Files: Selina's Friends

At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.

The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name Part 2

A clown girl raised her hand while jumping up and down enthusiastically. "What about Poison Oakie" and Eddie's whole face dropped in a way that reminded Pam of Saturday morning cartoons. "what about no Harley" and in response Harley crossed her arms and pouted which Ed easily ignored and continued with the matter at hand. Edward would eventually dismiss the group of rogues on the grounds that they were not helpful and utterly useless (his words). Ed sat with his back aginst the wall, hugging his knees deep in though when his head popped up in triumph. "I know" he jumped up and grabbed Pam by the shoulders and looked her straight in the eyes. "Riddle me this, I have a kiss of poison and a name like Ivy, who am I?". "What" Pam was definitely confused. "You, kill people with a poisoness kiss correct?" He was smirking again. "Yes" and Eddie continued "and your last name Isley sounds Like Ivy". Ivy was still confused "and" while Ed just stared at her blankly. "This is the part where you put them together Pam" Ivy rolled her eyes "Poison Ivy I like it". Eddie posed triumphantly tbr smirk on his face growing bigger. Ivy chuckled as Ed put his arm around her shoulders. "I can tell were gonna get along just fine". Those words seemed so Ironic now.