Harley: Hello pudin.
Eddie: Don't call me that.
Harley: Ooooook then, hello jello.
Eddie: Don't call me that either.
Harley: Mr. E?
Eddie: Ok fine I guess I can live with that
Harley: well ok then, I guess that makes me Mrs E
Eddie: Don't push it Harley
Seriously though everyone else needs to chill the fuck out
Bruce said he works alone so the universe said let's kill some parents make a bunch of orphans and make em this guy's problem. Oh and let's make the Fox kids and the Gordon girl justice seeking goody two shoes and also make em his problem just to piss him off. Oh and let's not forget the clown girl the plant the assassin the cat the crocodile the mudpuddle and the riddleboy. Bruce looking up at the sky thinking about how much he hates his life.
Years after he's old and alone with his dog chilin finally getting his peace and quite then Terry walks in. Bruce looks up at the sky again and starts screaming bloody murder.
List five things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last ten people who reblogged something from you. Spread the positivity ✨💛🌻
This is a great idea, somthing sweet and harmless.
Green Arrow Annual (Volume Two) #7
Written by: Chuck Dixon
I decided to share one of my favorite Green Arrow comics. one of my favorite comics in general and I know it's not the best but it's pretty good. It does have some problems. It isn't perfect. It could be better but I still love it. People keep pointing out problems but it just makes me love it more, it just adds to the charm for me. It's simple short story that you can pick up anytime and read it's easy to understand but it's quite impactful and serious with a slight bit of campyness to it. I also love how the villian has that Joker energy, making the hero question his morals and making him choose between his morals and somthing else it's just beautiful. I recommend it to any who like Green Arrow.
I should probably mention that this comic holds tons of sentimental value for me. I was kind of worried about posting this because as far as I can tell no one else really liked this one and I didn't know how me sharing it as one my favorites would go. It could be me just being ridiculous but you never know with people. I said what the heck and posted it anyway, because I'm weird and I usually have the unpopular opinion and you guys probably know that considering how many times I've pointed it out. If you don't know that I'm weird, I'd like to direct you to my first post it will explain it to you perfectly.
Hey he just wants the best and it don't get much better then Batman.
Texts From Superheroes
What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.
The Rogue Files: Were Best Friends
Harley Quinn and Riddler
Harley: We're best friends right
Riddler: If by best friends you mean you annoy the hell out of me and follow me around while I refrain from shanking you with my cane then yes we're best friends
I'm still rewriting things but I found this and decided to share it probably gonna redo it
Loved the origin for riddler in this show ain't gonna lie.
One of my favorite Batman tropes is when a villain kidnaps someone who was involved in their tragic backstory, and when Bruce is done beating them up he turns to the hostage and says "you know this is all YOUR fault, right?"
Rogue Files: Selina's Friends
At Selina's penthouse a party ensued and Selina watched on from the sidelines as her friends partied. The house was filled with drunk neighbors and Arkham Inmates. Hundreds of cats ran wildly around the house and hundreds of Penguins waddled everywhere. In the chaos, there was a cage hanging from the living room ceiling over a cauldron full of some green bubbling liquid. Inside the cage was Pam who had her hands gripped around the bars screaming profanities at Riddler and Joker as she got lowerd down toward the cauldron. Eddie and Jack had there elbows interlocked dancing around in circles singing "Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch! The wicked witch! Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead" and taunting Ivy. Harley was nealing only a foot away, begging Joker and Riddler to let Pam go. Mad Hatter stood on the opposite side of the cauldron stomping his foot clapping his hands and swinging his head to the tune. The Scarecrow was reading a book in the armchair shaking his head at the shenanigans, pretending to ignore them but secretly paying close attention enjoying the fearful look on Harley's face. Babydoll was skipping around the room spinning Riddlers cane (which he let her borrow). Killer Croc was sprawled out under the sky light sleeping while The Eraser drew on his face with a sharpie. Penguin was sitting on the couch while Killer Moth Swooped in from the sky to tap Oswalt on the head which resulted in the bird man swinging his head around trying to see who had touched him but didn't see anyone. Crazy Quilt was running hundreds of bright party lights. Kirk Langstum sat in the corner of the kitchen clutching his legs rocking back and forth mumbling somthing about his inner beast. Firefly was playing with fireworks out on the balcony. Mr Freeze sat out on the balcony and watched the fire works. Victor was wearing a tropical button up over his temperature controlled suit and a photo of his wife in his hand. Black Mask and Twoface were brawling near the door way. Bane was passed out drunk on the dinning room table with his teddy bear in one hand and a bottle in the other. Sweet Tooth was on the dance floor spinning in circles like some kind of sugar powered tornado around Ventriloquist and Scarface who were arguing. A cackling Anarchy was toppling furniture. Electrocutioner was playing on the pinball machine that was located next to the closet. Quiz was crouched behind the couch poking her head out to spi on Eddie. She kept whispering about how great Riddler was. Music Miester was behind the DJ stand playing loud music. The Carpenter was raiding the buffet table while Proffesor Pyg was in the kitchen cooking more food. Query and Echo had gone to get more cups an hour ago their still in the closet and somthing keeps banging aginst the door. Kiteman flew around the room throwing water balloons at people. Bud and Lou sat next to Talia al Ghul demanding love and attention from the assassin. Clayface had turned himself into a catbed and had several cats laying on his head. Cat Man was swinging from the chandelier. Selina looked around at the chaos happening around her home and she wondered why she hung out with these nut cases? It was because she was just as crazy as they were(It's just no court has been able able to prove it yet). These people were her coworkers friends and most of all her family. They welcomed her into their little dysfunctional family and gave her a place to belong. Selina was awoken from her thoughts by Ivy screaming the cage was open and Ivy was chasing Joker around the room. Harley was now begging Ivy not to kill Joker while Riddler stood there laughing at his friends misfortune. Just then the door swung open and Hush walked in. Edward stopped laughing and grabbed his cane From Dahl. Selina could tell this was going to be a long night.