Ok But Here's The Thing Edward Was Bullied In School And Abused By His Father And Johnathan Was Bullied

I think everyone has at least one rarepair that it's unfortunally soo very hard to find fanfic off that you end up just reading the same things and being sad that there is soo few people to appreciate the vwork of art that it's the ship.

Ok I'm gonna dedicate more time to writing. I mean I'm getting better, mind you very slowly but I'm getting the hang of it.

When heros quit I refer to these moments as Throw your suit in the trash can moments or T.Y.S.T.C moments

The Rogue Files: Not So Scary

* Note: In my universe Riddler wears a green Ski Mask and carries a revolver*

The Riddler/ Edward Nigma was standing in the corner of Ivy's green house. He was invited to what was supposeidly her party which he assumed sense he was invited it was actually Harley's party and it was Harley who invited him. The other Rogues were crowded on the other side of the Green house making fools of themselves. Edward leaned aginst a wall on the opposite side of the green house with his left hand in his pocket his cane hanging from the crook of his left arm his dark green ski mask pulled just above his mouth and cigarette hanging from his teeth. He stayed as far from others as he possible could because they were all drunk and that was bound to end horribly, he glanced around Ivys Greenhouse but saw nothing interesting. He used his right hand to take a drag of his cigarette. He had the cold expression on his face. He didn't care to much about being alone he was use to it he preferred it there were only certain people he hung out with, everyone else only hurt him. He was so deep in thought he forgot about the cigarette which he held in a balled up fist it was burning a whole in his glove in his skin but he couldn't feel it he didn't feel much pain these days hasn't felt pain in a long time in fact. He dropped the cigarette on the ground and looked at his burned hand and smirked before he dumped it into his pocket. Edward pulled his left hand out of his pocket and moved his cane to the other arm. He pulled his mask back down over his face. Eddie got lost in thought again as a dark green figure jumped out and screamed "HOW DARE YOU LITTER IN MY DOMAIN". The figure pointed at The Riddler and screamed "I WILL DESTROY YOU". Edward snapped back to reality and stood there unaffected stareing coldly at the figure with no sign of fear or even the slightest amount of concern in his eyes. "Ivy how nice of you to drop in" Ed said sarcasticly. Ivy's face twisted into a puzzled like expression. "Why aren't you afraid" Pam snarled. Ed straightened his tie and looked at her with his head angled. "I don't fear people I can beat with a weed Wacker" he said with a cold almost somber tone. Ivy clenched her fist and screamed "PICK IT UP". Ed looked down at the cigarette then back at Ivy. "no" he said bluntly. A vine whipped out from above and stopped centimeters above his head. Ed still stood there cold and expressionless he didn't even flinch. He looked from the vine to Ivy. Pam straitened up crossed her arms and smirked in Eddie's direction. "Do you fear me now". Ed chuckled which grew into a full fledged cackle. "No I can still beat you with a weed wacker". Pam's face twisted into a snarl "I want to see you try". Ed used his left hand and pulled out his revolver from the holster that hung at his side and shot Ivy in the stomach. Pams eyes widened and her mouth dropped; She gripped her gut and took a few steps back in shock before dropping to her knees still clutching her stomach. "WHY DID YOU SHOOT ME". The Riddler's big blue eyes had a twinkle in them he was smirking behind his mask. He returned his gun to its holster. Ed put one foot forward and leaned forward slightly. "Because I didn't have a weed wacker".

Has anyone noticed Riddlers kind of scary when he's angry. I mean he always beats the snot out of someone with a blunt object, most often his cane. I also like how they use that same red and white angry background everytime.

List of Angry Moments

Beat the snot out of Bone Blaster using his cane

Beat the snot out of Penguin with his own umbrela

Beat the snot out of Green Arrow using a baseball bat

I'm sure I missed a few examples and if I did let me know.

We complain about Eddie haven an ego yet batman names everything after himself. Seriously batfloor bro jeez

BATFLOOR ??!!

The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name Part 2

A clown girl raised her hand while jumping up and down enthusiastically. "What about Poison Oakie" and Eddie's whole face dropped in a way that reminded Pam of Saturday morning cartoons. "what about no Harley" and in response Harley crossed her arms and pouted which Ed easily ignored and continued with the matter at hand. Edward would eventually dismiss the group of rogues on the grounds that they were not helpful and utterly useless (his words). Ed sat with his back aginst the wall, hugging his knees deep in though when his head popped up in triumph. "I know" he jumped up and grabbed Pam by the shoulders and looked her straight in the eyes. "Riddle me this, I have a kiss of poison and a name like Ivy, who am I?". "What" Pam was definitely confused. "You, kill people with a poisoness kiss correct?" He was smirking again. "Yes" and Eddie continued "and your last name Isley sounds Like Ivy". Ivy was still confused "and" while Ed just stared at her blankly. "This is the part where you put them together Pam" Ivy rolled her eyes "Poison Ivy I like it". Eddie posed triumphantly tbr smirk on his face growing bigger. Ivy chuckled as Ed put his arm around her shoulders. "I can tell were gonna get along just fine". Those words seemed so Ironic now.

Of course Joker loves the ending to Marley and Me

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

“For a loner, Batman, you sure like movies about relationships!”

Bruce said he works alone so the universe said let's kill some parents make a bunch of orphans and make em this guy's problem. Oh and let's make the Fox kids and the Gordon girl justice seeking goody two shoes and also make em his problem just to piss him off. Oh and let's not forget the clown girl the plant the assassin the cat the crocodile the mudpuddle and the riddleboy. Bruce looking up at the sky thinking about how much he hates his life.

Years after he's old and alone with his dog chilin finally getting his peace and quite then Terry walks in. Bruce looks up at the sky again and starts screaming bloody murder.

Loved the origin for riddler in this show ain't gonna lie.

One of my favorite Batman tropes is when a villain kidnaps someone who was involved in their tragic backstory, and when Bruce is done beating them up he turns to the hostage and says "you know this is all YOUR fault, right?"