You Know I Have Good Ideas I Come Up With Great Ideas Now If Only I Could Get Them Onto Paper I Struggle

What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.

My best friend asked me what makes a good fanfic writer great and I told him it was drugs, drugs are the key. Of course, he laughed and told me that was nonsense and that's how I knew he had never read fanfiction, I sent him one to read and I was pretty sure I ruined his life. I began to get worried he was quiet for weeks he wasn't responding to my text or calls until last week, he sent me fanfic he wrote. I read it and it was pretty good and that's when I remembered are conversation from earlier. I called him up and asked him if he was taking drugs and we sat there in silence for awhile before he eventually hung up on me. It turns out he wasn't on drugs he was just messing with me.

Batman: Harley, please. I can’t let you drive a motorcycle with two other people at once.

Harley: Really? *turns around to Ivy and the Riddler*

Harley: Why didn’t you TELL ME John FELL OFF?

I thought about Quiddler and I realized that it was basically "Dexter's Lab" but on drugs.

I'm sure you know who's building and who's destroying

What Comes To Mind When I Think RiddleCat

Eddie and Selina either got married or just stared dating so Eddie goes and brags to Bruce. Eddie starts dancing on Bruce's lawn singing "I got your bitch, I got your Bitch" on repeat for an hour. Bruce glareing down upon him from his window screaming at Alfred to bring him a batarang and Selina has to come and drag Eddie away by the collar and Eddies still sticking his tongue out at Bruce as he gets pulled away. Selina's face is beet red, she finds his little stunt to be annoying and embarrassing but also kinda cute and touching. Ed whispers to Selina "I finally beat that shit head at a game and that game is called love". Selina decides that Eddie should never be allowed to drink another alcoholic beverage as long as he lives.

These are the kinda ideas people should hear.

i badly want there to be a noir style one shot comic with detective riddler and catwoman 

All about saving lives

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I hear you

Ah, yes, it's all coming together

ok hear me out