Sword And Shield Height Chart I Made Based On This Post

#RIP King Of One-Liners

Odysseus, still covered in blood : i've left a trail of red on every island and killed many people, would you still fall in love with me again :( ?

Penelope, a spartan, to herself: *Gods shut up faster so I can throw you on that bed that you won't move you sexy murderer*

Pacing my room like a caged ocelot hands in my hair foaming at the mouth thinking about Heinz Doofenshmirtz wearing the virgin killer under neath his labcoat

LIKE COME ONNNNNN

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

im so sorry

Kenji: My name is Kenji. I'm 43 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Starr Park, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as head chef for the plaza’s sushi shop, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up.

Kenji: I'm trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies. Like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness.

Kenji: Although, if I were to brawl, I wouldn't lose to anyone.

thank you chappell

Owlbear cub from bg3

i finally figured out how to draw him let's fucking go😭

You're telling me baby Shuggy was pouting in the corner like THIS

Because of THIS?

They realized they're no longer the babies of the crew & are upset to say the least asdfghjkl.

Just how spoiled did the Roger Pirates have them in order for them to get this jealous?? It's like when older siblings lash out when they bring the new baby home from the hospital.

sorry for being weird and evasive. i was raised to believe that having wants and needs was a moral failing