Is there something you want to tell us 😭🙏
I love him so much. I want him to suffer.
its gonna be real funny if lloyd or jay or someone try to shake him to smack some sense into bro but his head just stays still looking at you like this 😐🤨
HC
I imagine garmadon that not only hes a big cat also i see hes part chicken cuz if you try slighly shake his body but his head goes still
AHHSWBSBHW THIS MOVIE AHSHSBSBS S
"I wish you had let the overlord take me-" The younger oni started off quietly, the slightest tremor betraying his feelings the moment he looked at his paw. The timid remark dying on his tongue as a helpless murmur grew into something louder and more desperate, "I wish you had left me to the oni!"
Before the old oni could offer him their hand, they found their eyes had met his own as he tore his gaze up from his unweilding limbs and cumbersome body. His eyes failing to hide the years of amounted torment and struggle all compacted into a simple journey through the realm! "I CAN FEEL THIS BODY DYING ALL AROUND ME!" Garmadon sobbed, his screech of dismay faltering into nothing but a whine that torn Mystaké's heart open. What seemed to be more like a pup by comparison to their millennias' worth of life was a man stripped of his pride and purpose, offered little more than a lie to repay him for his broken and failing body..
He was no emperor. And he certainly did not make for a convincing monster.
"I cannot turn you into something you are not.." Mystaké frowned to themselves as she knelt down infrong of the weeping soul they had come to love like their own child. "I cannot turn you into a true destructor." They hushed him, large but soft claws grabbing the mop of ivory hair beneath their paw, pulling Garmadon in for a hug that he would never slighted his pride for..
They watched the creases in his face, and alabaster markings crinkled like old parchment as he failed to conceal countless more pain striken sobs.. his battered form looking small and fragile like moulted skin abandoned by some serpent; a husk of a beast now as strong as paper to be caught in the winds of a storm..
WDYM SOON 🤨🤨🤨
i got an even better idea, toxic gossip train. 🎸(its the closest emoji i could find 😭🙏)
Remind me to organise a public execution for myself over a joke I made about bedding Garmadon like he's a pillow princess. I sometimes forget I don't make jokes like that on here, and not everyone is ready for me to spew that bs at random intervals...
Sorry to all I have scarred. I promise I have no intention of bedding lord G anytime soon.
it’s garmadon since they dont have last names
Some cultures tend to make first names last names so that could be the case w lloyd and them ‼️‼️
since I'm on a ninjago rant
WHAT IS GARMADONS NAME?!?!
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Chat, should I rewrite all of Garmadon's appearance in crystallised to align (sorta) eoth the comics?? It'll only be when he is central (christofern and other such scenes feom episodes)
I'LL EVEN TRY ART FOR A FAKE SCREENSHOT TYPE THING YK :D don't you want that? :]
OMG NEW CONSTUME LEAKS BRO
I’m pretty sure it’s macaron, oyster, Cherry cookie, moon rabbit, almond, and DARK CHOCOOO!! I still wish Dark cacao was in it too tho but these are AMAZINGGGGGG AAAAA <3!!
Edit: After seeing this it makes me have a head cannon choco can sew or someone from the dark cacao kingdom made it
oh.🥲
So hypothetically if i were to turn him into chicken would he be bla- (i need to stop 💀)
free uhh.. poisoned chicken😋
the irony that oni turn to their og form (i think its cannon i dont remember oh well)
I just started thinking about the au where Garmadon is wus chicken... like.
Out of the blue, Wu has this ugly, large Cockerell chicken with unruly white feathers spiking down his neck, and the ninja are terrified as if chwith its red eyes. wu is doing nothing to disguise the fact that it's Garmadon.
Neither is Garmadon in all honesty, he's got four wings and all (they are all to busy screaming to notice.) And eventually misako sees the litter poking her leg for a what wu called "an evening kiss" when the chicken started flapping at wu angrily and she realises it's Garmadon.