The Cjbcv Wow That Was Really Bad, But I Expected Worse Tbh..

Lmfaoo, I forget what I dreamt about within 10 minutes after waking up 💀

I had such a stupid dream last night.

So for context my English class recently read a book called lord of the flies (pretty good piece of classic literature btw). In the book some kids are stuck on a tropical island to fend for themselves. In my dream Ford, Old Man Mcgucket and Stanley were there too?? The same age as they are in the show? Not as a part of the boys' group but just kinda doing their own thing??? Instead of trying to get back to civilization or anything logical (which they absolutely could have done since it's mentioned that Ford has a SUBMARINE at one point) they build some kind of house. I'm not even sure if they try to help or interact with the kids whatsoever. At one point I vividly remember that they make bacon and a little boy sneaks into their house and steals some. Half of the dream was just me reading Ford’s weirdass journal entries about his experience in this place. Ford's submarine got attacked by a pterodactyl at one point and there was a whole page dedicated to it. I sincerely apologize to William Golding and Alex Hirsch for the existence of this post.

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Flowers in order (+meaning) Jack -> Maurice

Jack : Rhododendron meaning "beware"

Roger : Black Dahlia meaning "darkness, death, and mourning"

Simon : Red Poppy meaning "remembrance"

Ralph : Purple Crocus meaning "youthful happiness"

Piggy : Iris meaning "wisdom and respect"

Maurice : Daisies meaning "innocence"

• 3/11/21 •

Happy birthday to my favorite aot character ✋🤧<3

Simon: Hey, Ralph, what's up?

Ralph, after explaining to a littlun for the eighth time today that they're not going to be eaten alive: My blood pressure.

May all kazuha wanters become kazuha havers 🤌

I swear to God Jack, NO ONE CARES IF YOU CAN SING

reblog and put in the tags a song that makes you sad/cry though the song itself isn’t sad

Ok, but like, I wanna live there 😭

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

me, the teen blogger

a house with 8 nuns

a drug dealer who drives a hummer

a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am

an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower

a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

It's the first day of school for mee.. *dies a bit inside*

Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me 10.000 dollars within the next 24 hours, i'll give you your friend back.

Ralph, tied up: Ten thou-YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

Kidnapper: I-

Ralph, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-

Piggy, screaming on the other line: RALPH SHUT THE FUCK UP.