Y'all I Can't Stop Thinking About How It Must've Felt For The Kids To Explain Everything That Happened

Yes Ralph, very ✨ efficient ✨

Ralph: This is going to be so efficient.

Ralph: *sprays Febreze directly into the ceiling fan and immediately goes into a coughing fit when it blows back into his face.*

But that's how I cope with everything...

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

Wait a sec... 👁️👁️

I found this picture on Pinterest, I think it was a photo of Eton College students. And these guys are literally- Ralph, Jack and Maurice. Don’t even try to tell me otherwise. They rock this classy, sharp-dressed look~

This is super cool, i love your art style :)

Okay!! A completed 80s au look kinda thing.

The setup of characters was inspired by @chasing-the-western-sun and their roller rink au!!!!

Maybe one day I’ll dive really deep into this au but for now it’s just me fucking around with hideous fashion from the 80s. Right now theyre just teenagers vibing. The twins, robert, and bill are up next!!

In order from first picture to second:

Maurice -> Jack -> Roger Peter (Piggy) -> Ralph -> Simon

literally skateboarders on college campuses don't fear death or god. no brakes no handles just a blank faced college student hurtling past you faster than a semi truck on the interstate weaving through crowds iced latte in one hand speeding into traffic and dodging cars like a fast and the furious movie. they approach a 200 foot drop and you're begging screaming for them to stop but they just go right over the edge and ride down the entire cliff face at a 90 degree angle and skate off like it's nothing and not a drop of the iced latte has spilled

I’m doing a poll

Reblog and tag your favorite/least disliked lord of the flies character

It’s for science (I’m curious and have found interesting things)

Someone tell me WHY I read this in Gru's voice.

😭💀 lmao

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Kidnapper, on the phone: If you can get me 10.000 dollars within the next 24 hours, i'll give you your friend back.

Ralph, tied up: Ten thou-YOU THINK I'M ONLY WORTH TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!

Kidnapper: I-

Ralph, screaming: MAKE IT 10 BIL-

Piggy, screaming on the other line: RALPH SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Simon: Hey, Ralph, what's up?

Ralph, after explaining to a littlun for the eighth time today that they're not going to be eaten alive: My blood pressure.