Omg I Love It Thank You!

I'm sorta a mix of Jack and Maurice.. idk

Lotf boys as fun activities:

Roger: "accidentally" dropping plastic knives on people

Percival: Crying

Jack: Hula Hooping in the rain for an hour just to spite the world

Simon: Drawing your inner demons on index cards and talking to them

Piggy: Wheezing when climbing the stairs

Ralph: Printing off Donald Trump tweets and putting them in a bonfire

Maurice: Making pancakes at 2 AM

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yeah I think I need some help because... I... may or may not have done all of this

Aaahhh I'm so excited!!!!

chosen heroes!

Hello once again tumblr. Happy October!!!

I offer you Nico di Angelo. 

I implore you to guess who wrote what on Nico’s shoes lol 

goodbye for an indefinite amount of time

accurate (but really tho, r u ok?)

lotf bois but as things ive done or has happened to me.

ralph - i almost cried to shark boy and lava girl

jack - my sister and i started fighting with sticks that are on fire

piggy - my 3rd grade friends got taken from me

simon - eating a tree bark and getting a splinter on my tongue

roger - not having any school friends b/c of my resting bitch face

maurice - chopping off my hair in class 3 times.

sam - listening to sad music to make me more sad than i already am.

eric - walking into the boys bathroom and seeing green piss

robert - crashes someone elses party by eating their pizza

Sam: I keep cursing in ice cream flavours and my brother has told me to stop

Sam: Update: I still haven’t stopped

Maurice: How do you curse in ice cream flavours?

Sam: What the mint chocolate chip did you say to me punk? I’ll kick your rocky road then punch the ever loving strawberry cheesecake out of you

just dark academia things:

skipping dinner (to your great dismay) to help your himbo professor uncle decode a cipher he found in a chronical of Icelandic princes

Awwwww, that's so cute tho 🥺

Kidnapper: We have your son!

Ralph: I don't have a son?

Kidnapper: He made us re-evaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, can you come pick him up?

Ralph: Oh, you have Simon!

Kidnapper: I'm gonna become a painter!

I can't

This is now canon in my head k

What headcanons do you guys have for LOTF characters and the subjects they’d study at university? I’m curious.

Mine are:

Jack - law (Jack is just peak law-student vibes. Typical overachieving head boy, head chorister, likes to pick arguments with everyone, theatrical enough to appreciate the showmanship of being a lawyer.)

Maurice - chemistry (okay, hear me out, I just feel like Maurice could be that guy who seems like just a memer on the surface but is actually really smart. Plus bad chemistry puns.)

Ralph - Either French or English Lit (Ralph’s a fairly emotional person, so either studying a Romance language like French, which is a fairly passionate, emotional language, or English Lit, with all the romanticism it involves, would probably suit him.)

Roger - geology (The boy likes rocks, okay?)

Simon - Philosophy (I was really torn between this and Religious Studies, but between his whole ‘the beast is inside of us’ revelation, and the fact that I really want him to be a mini Chidi Anagonye, it checks out.)

Sam - Chemistry (It would just highly amuse me if one twin were really nerdy and academically inclined, and the other...Less so. Plus, all the chemistry puns with Maurice.)

Eric - Film Studies (Eric is 100% that annoying sibling who talks during films, so if he did film studies, he could interject with stuff he’d learned in class. Plus, Ralric book vs movie debates.)

Piggy - Sociology (Very interested in the workings of society, probably enjoys bringing up and debating various points. Loudly remarks that the likes of Jack and Roger are what’s causing societal breakdown.)

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I’m a simple woman, with simple taste: every time I see a movie or a show or read a book and see a character that is absolutely miserable, with a tragic past but a good heart and tons of trauma my brain goes “them! confort character! we will love them unconditionally forever ❤️”