Patient Name: Percy Jackson
Injury: Concussion
Cause of Injury: hit in the head by an architectural book
Patient Name: Annabeth Chase
Injury: Pulled muscle
Cause of Injury: throwing a heavy object (believed to be architectural book)
Patient Name: Grover Underwood
Injury: Stomach pains
Cause of Injury: laughing too hard
Grover: Hey Percy, do you wanna eat enchiladas
Come on let’s go and play
I never see you anymore
Come out to camp
it’s like you got kidnapped
We used to be best buddies
but you kinda left
But now that we’re here
So hey, do you wanna eat enchiladas or just hang with me
Like old times
Percy: ...
ochako boyfriend is gay and her true love is dead damn she can’t catch a break
alexmis is such a funny ship to me because it’s just a bunch of people who read alex rider and artemis fowl around the same time when they were kids and went “why do they kinda look good together” and now they’re probably watching some grumpy rich ceo x poor/middle class hard worker kdramas
my blue lock headcanon is that bllk players didn’t have time/ forgot to cleanse their digital footprint before going to bllk because why would they so there’s like a youtube video of 10 yo bachira doing and saying some crazy shit that his fans dug up
kagehina competition where they try to get tsukki to call them a friend first
skts brainrot
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