hello
inspired by
Atsumu, jokingly: And this is where the ancient people parked their cars!
Atsumu: or well, horses
Sakusa: did horses even exist back then?
Atsumu:
No thoughts. Just the idea of Leon finding out about Merlin’s magic post canon and not giving a single fuck, but absolutely crashing out when he realizes that: No, Merlin and Arthur weren’t fucking, they were just being complete and utter idiots that were oblivious to their EXTREMELY OBVIOUS FEELINGS for one another.
Leon: “Screw your Magic. Because the fuck you mean “No Arthur is just my King” YOU SAID HE WAS UR DESTINY??? THE FUCKING DRAGON (BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT’S A THING NOW) SAID HE’S LITERALLY YOUR OTHER HALF? HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT AS OTHER THAN HES UR SOULMATE??? “
Merlin: *thoughtful* “… huh”
Leon *in tears* : “FUCKING P O E T R Y! DO YOU COMPREHEND THE KIND OF MENTAL DISTRESS YOU TWO CAUSED ME? AND IT WASN’T FUCKING CANON???”
Merlin: “… tbf the Dragon was really cryptic”
Leon: *incoherent screaming*
(Leon is tired. Leon is also unfortunately immortal. Leon wants a vacation. Spoiler: he will not get one. #LetLeonSleep2025)
gah
can i just say i love the fact alex rider isn’t the chosen one. like yeah he’s the only successful child spy but that’s only because his uncle was just grooming him since birth to be a spy and no one in their right mind would do that to their kid
What if PJO serie is written by Estelle and she’s just writing down the adventure her brother had and told her about when she was young.