Guess Who Got Locked Out Of Their Car In A Sketchier Part Of A City Far From Home ✌️

Why did I wake up with a headache? Like brain you were supposed to make everything better while sleeping??

I wish I could have an IV bag or whatever to give me energy and nutrients instead of having to find smth to eat every day

Bro I think I just do my line art too thin, I think that's what's off about it

My body is literally shutting down bc it needs food so badly, but that's the last thing I want to do, god help me

Obviously not mine but also funny as hell

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.

In all seriousness, the non binary representation in this season is probably the best nonbinary representation I have ever seen in media.

Starting from Aziraphale not assuming Muriels pronouns and referring to them with they/them like it's the most normal thing in the world.

To Crowley (and Shax) using Beelzebubs pronouns so so so effortlessly.

No major talks like "What do you mean they?""I'm not a he/she I'm a they.""Huh? A what?" "Mom, dad *major inhale with tears streaming down their face* I'm non binary"

No "I'm non binary and it is so so so difficult whatever will I do with my life."

Beelzebub not needing to correct or remind anyone of their pronouns.

Misgendering being completely defenestrated

Non binary people being in the background and also being in the spotlight

Non binary people actually having personalities, feelings, thoughts and their own problems and not just being there for the character progression of cis people. (Or as a cash grab)

Just non binary people naturally existing. It's beautiful.

Edit: ALSO one of the two main characters (the two BOTH being actually non binary, like dafuq? You don't have that ANYWHERE else) outwardly stating they're non binary in a very casual and not at all heavy way

And the different types of non binary being recognised. He/him Crowley and Aziraphale, they/them Beels, Saraqael and the magic shopkeepers' spouse, she/they God, he/they Satan etc.

Foods Toxic to Cats:

Garlic and onions: can cause anaemia. Small amounts are usually not dangerous, but even things like garlic or onion powder can be dangerous. For this reason, gravies, sauces, broths etc made for human consumption should not be given to cats.

Green tomatoes, tomato stems or leaves: don’t let your cat chew on these as they contain solanine. If you have a garden or tomato plant, be sure it’s fenced off from your cat.

Chocolate: for the same reason it’s toxic to dogs - it contains methylxanthines, which is also in caffeine drinks. Thankfully, cats lack sweet receptors so they are less likely to eat chocolate.

Raw meat, raw eggs or bones: lots of dangerous pathogens can live on these foods and should never be given to cats raw. Bones can also break off and damage the cats intestine. Pure raw meat also does not contain the required nutrients for a balanced diet. If you do prefer a raw diet for your cat, specially prepared cat meat is required to ensure safety and nutrition.

Alcohol: not even a small amount is okay. Seek vet help immediately if you think your cat has ingested alcohol.

Raw dough: can ferment in the stomach and create alcohol. A vet visit is a must.

Milk or dairy products: a small amount isn’t going to harm your cat in the short term, so it’s perfectly okay if your cat licks up excess cream off your fingers or a bowl. But high amounts or frequent ingestion can cause lots of stomach issues. Cats are lactose intolerant once they wean from their mother.

Grapes or raisins: these can be highly toxic to cats! Even a small amount can cause kidney damage.

Avocado, especially the skin: the flesh of the avocado is perfectly safe in small amounts, but the high fat content can cause pancreatitis in some cats. Avoid letting your cat chew in the skin of the avocado as it can be toxic in higher amounts.

Nuts: due to high fat content, can cause pancreatitis

Xylitol: can lead to liver failure in high enough amounts

Lastly, there are lots of household plants that are very toxic to cats:

ASPCApro

17 Plants Poisonous to Pets

Some of the prettiest household decorations can be the most lethal to pets. Find out which household plants could make your animals ill.

fitspiration-messages vs actually-loving-messages by ronnie ritchie

There are so many different shades of white light bulbs, I am so overwhelmed walking down the light bulb aisle, and then I'm never happy with the one I choose, no matter which one I choose, I get it home and I put it in and I'm like, ugh, I don't like THAT white