My Dudes

Mars your Narrator is apparently American, says howdy, and thinks it's Christmas time-

what

The

Fuck

Ayyy let's go

I'm slapping the next person I see share that Bugs Bunny "cutting Florida off the country" gif.

There are significant numbers of marginalized people who live here, my family included. Do you genuinely think we deserve to be cast off into the sea just because we're being held hostage by an increasingly fascist state government?

Florida is a beautiful place with so many amazing people and cultures. Fuck you if you think we don't mean anything or should "just leave."

I'm getting pretty fucking tired of "Florida is a gross cesspit full of crackheads and republicans" jokes. Because at the end of the day, it's just bigotry dressed up in shitty low-effort humor. "Crackhead" shouldn't be a punchline in the first fucking place.

Florida isn't your cheap punchline and Floridians are real fucking people. These swamps and prairies are my fucking HOME.

time to use mj the way god intended,, to escape from her cruel world

My binder keeping my chest visible so my family doesn't comment on it: :]

My binder keeping my chest visible: :[

I'm outside right now it's SO NICE OUT. FINALLY. thinking of how I should make the animatic thing

Rosie my beloved

Y'all I haven't drawn in AGES HELP

So Arizona launched an “education hotline” that allows “concerned parents” to report “””critical race theory””” and other things like ~gender identity~ being taught in the classroom

It would be a shame if the number and email were spread to bad actors looking to prank call the AZ Department of Education

602-771-3500 or empower @ azed .gov 🤡

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.